Kill ALL the Vriskas!

[Quirk]

Quirk: Walk away from explosion without looking at it



Awwww yeah. Look at this. So cool. Sooooo cooool.

You're a man on a mission. A mission to kill Vriska Serket.

All the Vriskas.

All of them.

You won't stand for that SACK OF DRAMA to waste more screen time in your FAVORITE WEBCOMIC, and you MOST CERTAINLY won't stand for PEOPLE LIKING THINGS YOU DON'T, so you have taken it upon yourself (and your BEARD OF AWESOME) to kill Vriska in EVERY UNIVERSE IN PARADOX SPACE, to end the madness once and for all. Because that is HOW YOU ROLL.



And here are your assosiates, the illustrious Dr. Gamzee (Motherfucking) Makara (Ph.D in PAIN) and your good friend Tom the Tonberry (you don't even like Final Fantasy that much.)

You three just set off a very large bomb after a series of hilarious shenanigans that you don't feel like recounting now. All that need to be said was that it involved, pine-scented air fresher, three hundred TV remotes, a copy of Skyrim, and a plate of rigatoni.

1/???? Spidertrolls explodimilated.

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This is basically a self parody of my shenanigans in the Vriskathread. That means this is a very silly adventure, and should not be taken seriously. Also, I make no guarantees that I won't switch mediums completely at some point or another.

[WhimsicalAquarium]

>Realize you must tap dance to kill the rest of the Vriskas.

[Aranfan]

>Seek the next Serket.

[kmsumrall]

Realize the giant sun is actually a Vriska.

[Jared-hai]

>be vriska
>kill self

[safetyboots]

First of all, you need to end her source of powah. Eliminate the entire Vriska fandom.

[Edo Nagori]

>be vriska
>kill self

That should be the plot twist at the end of the adventure.

[Malisteen]

>Enter Megaton. Interrogate Moriarty on next Serket's whereabouts.

[Dragonstorm]

>be vriska
>kill self

That should be the plot twist at the end of the adventure.

No it should be like this.
What is this? A zipper at your side? It must be pulled. Zippers are made for pulling so it would go against the Laws of the Universe to not pull this zipper.
You slip out of your clothing to realize that. WHAT. YOU are /the/ Vriska Serket.

You hear the Daleks in your mind.
EXTERMINATE. EXTERMINATE.

You proceed to use the very scourge you used to kill the second to last Vriska to kill yourself. Gamzee just stands by and keeps eating slime pies. It's all over...until Gamzee turns out to be the real Vriska Serket. MINDF**K.

[Malisteen]

The danger here is that Vriska's will get continually stronger as you dimension hop around killing them off, like Jet Li in the One. Also, it would provide motivation for you to have retroactively been Vriska the whole time, in a twist ending that everyone saw coming and suggested on every post of the entire thread, shocking everyone.

[Jared-hai]

First of all, you need to end her source of powah. Eliminate the entire Vriska fandom.

One of the fandom is an awesomely blue ancestor with three horns, you cannotwin!

[Quirk]

>Realize you must tap dance to kill the rest of the Vriskas.



YOU ARE TAP DANCING SO HARD RIGHT NOW YOU HAVE NO IDEA.

Realize the giant sun is actually a Vriska.

*looks up*


FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

You left your sun cannon at home!



That's your cannon there. It's name is Vera.

Eliminate the entire Vriska fandom.



YOU'RE WORKING ON IT.



I MEAN SERIOUSLY, LOOK AT THE TIME YOU ARE NOT MADE OF FREE TIME HERE.

>Seek the next Serket.



You summon your Tardis. Off to the next one.



OH GOG YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT ANY OF THESE DO.

[kmsumrall]

Nibble on dials. That always works.

[Malisteen]

> hit a bunch of buttons at random. One of them must kill a Vriska.

[Jared-hai]

You're not made of time, but you are the maid of time, which is close enough!

[Malisteen]

> demand your companions say the secret password before you let them in, to ensure they haven't been replaced by dopplevriskas.

[kaoticAntagonist]

Leave it up to the Doctor.

The Pain Doctor.

[Capric Monarchy]

Let either of your companions take care of it. Surely there can't be horrible consequences that may or may not appease the voices.

[Daniel990]

>These: Be Vriskas.

[Alphakirby]

>Blow it up, it probably creates things you hate.

[BenBen]

Headbutt the controls.

[WhimsicalAquarium]

>Let Vriska show you how the controls work because only Vriska knows which controls will kill her; surely this plan won't falter.

[Quirk]

> Headbutt the controls, hit a bunch of buttons at random.



IHAVEWHAMNOWHAMIDEAWHATWHATI'MWHAMDOINGWHAMWHAMWHA M

>Blow it up, it probably creates things you hate.

CONTROLSPLODE!



OHGOG NOW MY TARDIS IS FILLED WITH SHARKS. NOW I HAVE TO PUNCH ALL THESE SHARKS.

One of them must kill a Vriska.



You are now Vriska, and you have appearently gotten knocked out of dimensional whack by an out of control TARDIS containing a madman who is punchin a bunch of sharks, and are now in a room alongside SCP-173, a Weeping Angel, and Slenderman. Have fun with that.

2/???? Vriskas stared at and then killoffified.

Let either of your companions take care of it. Surely there can't be horrible consequences that may or may not appease the voices.



Go Dr. Makara, go! The universe needs you!

Leave it up to the Doctor.

The Pain Doctor.



It now appears that Gamzee (Motherfucking) Makara, Ph.D is now on Mars.

His mission, kill Martian Vriska.

[Illusjonisten]

>Gamzee: discover that there is no air on mars, head implodes into vriskas

[WhimsicalAquarium]

>Gamzee: Stare at all the pretty colors in the sky.