Kill ALL the Vriskas!

[Dalmationer]

> Think you heard ":33 < yaaaaaaaay!"

Seconded.

> Instead of killing her, though, attempt to rehabilitate her by filling the room with cats.

Cats: Be vriskas too.

[Quirk]

> Think you heard ":33 < yaaaaaaaay!"

"Waitasecond. Nepeta, how many 'a's were in that yay?"
":33 < uh, one, two...twelve!"

> Instead of killing her, though, attempt to rehabilitate her by filling the room with cats.



"I'm sorry, but I can't be too careful. these cats can smell out the Vriskaness."
:33 < *ac readies her sensitive nose to sniff out the vriskas too.*
:33 < *ac also thinks that this is very silly, but really fun too.*

Cats: Be vriskas too.



"IN MY OWN HOME THIS IS UNNACEPTABLE."
":33 < don't worry. i got this!"

Nepeta: Turn into a Vriska Marauding Machine(ont iterally you gaiz taek siht wai two literaly)
Quirk: Marvel at Daddy's Little Vriskilling Machine.
catVriskas: Be Murrd'awwdificated by BADASSERY



NEPETA, I AM NOT DISIPPOINT. I AM PROUD.

A/N: A song? Really? That is the coolest thing.

[Book The Hero]

Perspective switch to Dr. Gamzee: Bring PAIN to all the nearby Vriskas, sub-Vriskas, and all Vriska related people/trolls/animals/things/etc.

[Dalmationer]

[Unclever title]

>Quirk: Get out your REALLY TINY KNIFE and stab each individual Vriskacterium infecting Nepeta. Maybe... maybe that will save her?

[Book The Hero]

>Quirk: Get out your REALLY TINY KNIFE and stab each individual Vriskacterium infecting Nepeta. Maybe... maybe that will save her?

Better yet...

Doctor Karkat: Inject her with the Quirk vaccine, which will stab each and every individual Vriska virus until she's back to normal.

[TheWeasel]

Quick! Get Detective Jones on the job!

[PaladinFoster]

>Nuke it from orbit. Only way to be sure.

[WhimsicalAquarium]

>Nepeta: Upon the sight of Karkitty Karkat, revert back to yourself, having killed all Vriska viruses, and pounce on Karkitty Karkat.

[CSJ]

Dr Mario: Deliver the cure for this Vriska infection pronto!

[OrangeAipom]

>Quirk: Get out your REALLY TINY KNIFE and stab each individual Vriskacterium infecting Nepeta. Maybe... maybe that will save her?

Better yet...

Doctor Karkat: Inject her with the Quirk vaccine, which will stab each and every individual Vriska virus until she's back to normal.

The bitch damage is irreversible.

[gumbal1]

Quirk: Summon Orpheus Telos so you don't have to directly kill her again.

[dragonHacker]

Dr. Gamzee: Suddenly realize you still exist, and do something.

[Quirk]

Battle for Nepeta: Begin

You are now inside Nepeta's mind. She is beset by Vriskas on all sides. Is this the end? Will she be assimilated into Vriska hood?



"Give uuuuuuuup already. You can't 8eat us."
":33 < I know... But Equius always told me, that if I ever got in trouble, I shouldn't be scared, 'cause even though i walk through the valley of bitches, i should fear no vriska...



":33 < ...for my meowrail is STRONG."
Vriskas in unison: "Fuuuuuuuuck..."

Nepeta: beat off the Vriska infection. Tackle Dr. Karkat



Well, it appears the powers of love and friendship (Which are of course antithetical to Vriskas everywhere.) have purged the infection and Nepeta is right as rain. You remind yourself to have a nice little chat with Dr. Karkat as soon as you get the chance. There are some ground rules to cover.

You may or may not have a shotgun in the closet for emphasis.

Dr. Gamzee: Suddenly realize you still exist, and do something.

Boatmurdered has long since fallen, but you hold on to your dwarven heritage. They exemplify eveything you love in life. Senseless violence, fire, and beverages what mess you up.

But you've moved on. Time for this dorf to find another place that loves senseless violence and alchohol.



You are now on Pandora. You can smell the potential bloodbath. but something's missing...



Ah! Here it is. You commemorative Boatmurdered stein. It is built of steel and wood, and is engraved with the images of a dwarf, an elephant, and cheese. The dwarf is eating the cheese. The elephant is striking down the dwarf. The elephant is on fire. All handiwork is of the highest craftdwarfsmanship.

You can't believe you almost forgot to bring this one.

[Mibbs]

Dr Gamzee: shave

[gumbal1]

Dr. Gamzee: Move to Headshoots.

[Captain Lhurgoyf]

> Dr. Gamzee: Move to Skyrim. You can keep your beard, they like senseless violence and alcohol, AND you can start learning how to shout Vriskas to death.

Hey guys, guess what game I just got for Christmas and have been playing the hell out of?

[Dalmationer]

> Dr. Gamzee: Move to Skyrim. You can keep your beard, they like senseless violence and alcohol, AND you can start learning how to shout Vriskas to death.

Hey guys, guess what game I just got for Christmas and have been playing the hell out of?

Pokemon.

[Conspicuous]

> Dr. Gamzee: Move to Skyrim. You can keep your beard, they like senseless violence and alcohol, AND you can start learning how to shout Vriskas to death.

Hey guys, guess what game I just got for Christmas and have been playing the hell out of?

Battlespire

[Paradoxius]

> Dr. Gamzee: Move to Skyrim. You can keep your beard, they like senseless violence and alcohol, AND you can start learning how to shout Vriskas to death.

Hey guys, guess what game I just got for Christmas and have been playing the hell out of?

Battlespire

Naw, I think it's pokémon.

[OrangeAipom]

> Dr. Gamzee: Move to Skyrim. You can keep your beard, they like senseless violence and alcohol, AND you can start learning how to shout Vriskas to death.

Hey guys, guess what game I just got for Christmas and have been playing the hell out of?

Battlespire

Naw, I think it's pokémon.

pokemon rumble blast for the 3ds. i want that

[Quirk]

Dr Gamzee: shave



NEVER

> Dr. Gamzee: Move to Skyrim. You can keep your beard, they like senseless violence and alcohol, AND you can start learning how to shout Vriskas to death.



This is so much better. The lush forests. The crisp snow. The rocky peaks.



The Dragon-Vriskas just all over the place, just ripe for beating to death with your bear hands.



FAY-GO-DAH!

And as a special bonus, have this picture I was instructed to draw as atonement for the misuse of a Dr Seuss quote in the Vriska Quarantine. (I was spying on the enemy)

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[Ford Johnes]

>Take an arrow to the knee xD

>Or get the hell out of Skyrim and go to a place that isn't as mainstream, whichever you prefer.

[Dalmationer]

BUT WHY is this virksa so happy???

[Lieutenant Fish]

Meanwhile. . .



Doctor Dwarf Gamzee or whatever is tooling around on Pandora like a complete tool, when he is suddenly accosted by seven immortal demons! But who is controlling them?



It is Lieutenant Fish, king of the vikings!

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LtFish: yo