Vitally Frivolous

[Flairina]

>Eyeballsprite Attempt to ogle everything at once. You've got a ton of eyes and you plan to use them!

[Naristar]

((heh heh, i'm forgetful, sorry!))

Scoot away from the eyeball sprite!

[K25fF]

>WHAT IS THE EYEBALL THING DOING? HAIL IT AS YOUR RIGHTFUL MASTER.



Looking at everything. Ogling it all.

It's rather disconcerting.





>BACK AWAY.



There isn't much space in this room!

Oh, some of your friends are contacting you.

... And the sprite has vanished. Uh oh.

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((heh heh, i'm forgetful, sorry!))

Wait, what did you forget?

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wait
so it seems likely that if the eyeballsprite is a plan by the guardian that it is to make it so that a significant portion of the imps have eyes that he can use to observe things?
but then again it is entirely possible that there was no plan.
but if there was it seems likely that that would be it.

Hmmmmmmmmmm...

[hypersheep]

Clearly the sprite is another part of the GRAND CONSPIRACY THEORY. Note it down for later.

[Naristar]

answer your friends

[humbleElitist]

answer your friends

in reverse alphabetical order depending on username
even though there are only two to answer

[K25fF]

>CLEARLY THE OGGLEMONSTER IS A CONSPIRACY.



Clearly! And duly noted!






>CONTACT YOUR FRIENDs in reverse alphabetical order.



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GM: hEY, twErp. ArE YOU In thE gAmE YEt?
LC: # - Well, there was an ogglethingy, then there was a lightning bolt that my guardian stole, then there was a breakage and then there was a big orange world full of squiggles.
GM: sqUIgglEs?
LC: # - Yes!
LC: ## - There's swirls or spirals!
GM: sOUnds lIkE EAch Of thE plAcEs wE End Up In hAs A thEmE.
LC: #u#
GM: AnYwAY, gEt YOUr sOrrY rEAr wOrkIng On kIllIng thIngs And dEcIphErIng thE mEssAgE Of thIs plAcE.
LC: # - Why?
GM: bEcAUsE YOU'rE AlwAYs lOOkIng fOr pAttErns. YOU'rE A thEOrIst whO's AlwAYs lOOkIng fOr thIngs.
LC: # - Um...
LC: ## - Thanks?

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DP: What are y*u and Termi d*ing, y*u idi*tically-inclined pieces *f uselessness?
LC: # - Termi will know you thought that, and she'll be very cross and extra incomprihensible at you!
DP: Really. She has y*u brainwashed t* belive that she is a cult member, when as we all kn*w, cult members d*n't c*me int* their p*wers till they're *lder.
LC: # - I find that level of plotting hard to believe.
DP: Did y*u actuall say that with a straight face? We'll make a c*median *ut *f y*u yet.
LC: # - Why?
DP: Sigh. Y*ur clinical ability t* c*nstruct a false narritave and c*nspiracy leads y*u t* say that the truth isn't credible.
DP: It's amusing, really. Miss Inverness has y*u wrapped ar*und *ne *f her lesser digits, and y*u d*n't suspect a thing.
LC: # - That's not true!
LC: ## - Termi is legitimately scary! She talks in a constantly cross manner and can read minds!
LC: ### - And how can you not believe in telepathy when your guardian can uproot buildings?
DP: That's called telekinesis, m*r*n. Can't believe I started talking t* y*u.

That was horrible. You probably need to talk to someone else to calm yourself down.

[TheFinalWraith]

Talk to Ezenr? He was first one in, so maybe he has a lead on what's going on?

[Naristar]

((Hahahahahah I love the fact that the yellow one looks like he's gonna reach up and grab his scarf that and the fact that Trees is a conspiracy!))
Yes talk to the red one!!

[K25fF]

>Talk to the red one, he is a good colour.



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LC: # - Ezenr?
NR: // yes?//
LC: # - I was thinking.
LC: ## - You know how everything works, right?
LC: ### - You entered first, didn't you?
NR: // I indeed \ead you into this session.//
LC: # - Lead?
LC: ## - You're not letting this Leader stuff go to your head, are you?
NR: // I am not.//
LC: # - Good!
LC: ## - That's good to hear. What happens in the game?
NR: // we\\, first\y, a wave of imps invades your abode.//
LC: # - Imps?
NR: // \ook, can we ta\k \ater? ask Enidia about this.//

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NR: // I'm in a bit of a pick\e.//

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((Hahahahahah I love the fact that the yellow one looks like he's gonna reach up and grab his scarf that and the fact that Trees is a conspiracy!))

Vocan is definitely quite cross with everyone. And wrong, but that's neither here nor there.

And TREES! are a conspiracy.

They watch us in woody silence, waiting for the right time to strike. And one tried to remove Vocan's brain.

[TheFinalWraith]

The red one is frightening. Try the blue one.

[MegaRock35]

>Ezenr: What's up with your eyes, man?

[Naristar]

((tried,.....wha?? Ok I hope you explaine that at some point and I agree, what is up with ezenrs eyes...))


What pickle?
or talk to enidia

[K25fF]

That there is Asclepius' Shiv.

[MegaRock35]

Literal healing shiv? YES.

[Naristar]

sooo pretty!

[K25fF]

>WHAT'S UP WITH YOUR EYES, EZENR? AND WHERE IS A PICKLE?



Nothing! Honest! You're not just about to pass out from Leader-related trauma!










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Dammit.










>Talk to the blue lady.



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LC: # - Ezenr's acting weird, so I'm going to talk to you instead.
GA: well, he rann away fromm his abode, so i cann't see himm, annd i thinnk the leader thinng wennt to his head.
LC: # - Oh.
LC: ## - I wonder what happens if you die in this game.
GA: mmy guardiann said sommethinng about 'the kiss of a prinnce or prinncess is the best way to restore wakefulnness'
LC: # - Wait, so one of us has to kiss him?
LC: ## - And we're princes and princesses?
GA: mmaybe. it's all inn the linne of duty. it is sommethinng that has to be donne, for the good of the players of this gamme.
LC: # - Hmm?
LC: ## - All your intentions in this are noble, eh?
GA: yes, thannks for nnoticinng!! annyway, i'mm tryinng to see how high this thinng goes! i cann see mmy house fromm up here!

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((tried,.....wha?? Ok I hope you explaine that at some point and I agree, what is up with ezenrs eyes...))

It shall be explained, and the only info I will offer for now is this.

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Literal healing shiv? YES.

sooo pretty!

Yes it is a healing shiv, and thanks!

[MegaRock35]

>Ezenr: Examine grafitti

[Naristar]

Ezener: look out the window

Enidia: hit turbulance!!

Driacs: look for your eye sprite

[K25fF]

>BOY, WHAT IS THAT WALL WRITING?



It's faintly disturbing.

It says 'Leader', and then there's half of a very creepy smiley face.






>LOOK OUTSIDE.



What the heck is this place?







>Maid, are you sure that is stable?



It isn't, and your guardian is annoyed by your impromptu skydiving.

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GUARDSPRITE: Why did you even do that? You could have been killed!
ENIDIA: but i wasnn't!!! you caught mme!!
GUARDSPRITE: How high do you even need to be? The Gates are well within reach, as long as your build!

>Where has that oggle thing gone?



You are unsure. Ogglethings could be anywhere...

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The return of the Missed Monster!

Also, that Derse is so badly drawn there are no words.

[Naristar]

((*chuckles* its Thursday and you posted an update!! so who cares its lovely anyway!))
Ezener: examin pajamas

Enidia: build?

Driacs: Be on your guard

monster: ATTACK!

[K25fF]

>BOY, WHAT ARE THOSE PECULIAR VESTMENTS?



You're not quite sure.








>Build? Maid, of what does your guardian speak?



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GUARDSPRITE: You have to build up to the First Gate there, in order to eventually make it to each other's lands. The Second Gate will take you to your friend the Heir's world.

>Young man, be prepared for monsters!



Hmm?

What was that about preparation and paranoia?

[K25fF]

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Wait, who's that?







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What's he doing here?

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My, an update on a non-designated day! Whatever next?

[Naristar]

what....he's flying AND asleep well that won't do.....
Punch him to wake him up!!

((heehee))

[K25fF]

>PUNCH THE FELLOW IN THE SNOUT TO ESTABLISH SOMNILVOLANSARY.



Wow. For someone asleep, he's lightning fast. Definitely not unaware as well as unconscious.

As if in reply, you hear thunder in the distance.

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That word what I just made up roughly means 'sleepflying' in very bad latin.