Before, you were called JOHN EGBERT, but now, as one of the four WINNERS of your SBURB SESSION, you are one of the new DEITIES of the UNIVERSE you will create. As such, you have ASCENDED to an higher plane of EXISTENCE.
You are, right now, wandering in EMPTY SPACE. It will soon be time to start creating PLANETS and CONSTELLATIONS.
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The other DEITIES of this WAKING WORLD float next to you in a FULL CIRCLE. They are the GOD OF TIME AND HEAT, the GODDESS OF LIGHT AND RAIN and the GODDESS OF SPACE AND SNOW.
Before ascending onto this PLANE OF EXISTENCE, they were called Dave Strider, Rose Lalonde and Jade Harley, respectively.
What are you going to do?
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This is an alternate universe adventure in which the kids suceed in their SBURB game. In this alternate universe, when you finish it, the players of the session become the gods of the new universe, and are the ones who must create it as they wish.
In this alternate universe, the Kid's Universe didn't have Cancer, and everything went successfully, and as expected. Everyone got to the top of their God Tiers, and are now Deities of the Waking World.
This is an alternate universe. As such, except me to do some stuff that isn't very correct by canon. Basically I'm already doing it.
Also, when the planet and everything of the creation gets finished, there will be a session played by the inhabitants of this brand-new, waking universe. You all will be the ones who decide the species that inhabits the planet, how it is, and how they create their world.
Now, let's go. Suggest!
Last edited by Halfblood2000; 12-30-2011 at 12:36 PM.
It should. Let's see if it will qualify to be out of The Cradle by the time a mod catches up to it.
> Fondly regard creation.
Your chumhandle is typicallyUnusual, and you type like a normal human being, with no quirks of any kind because quirks are stupid and so are you.
Quotes:
Originally Posted by rufuslynx
It's hard to defend that you were looking *through* someone's breasts.
TG: how do you use a computer and know whats going on it doesnt make sense
TG: my face doesnt make sense
GC: D4V3 YOUR *F4C3* DO3SNT M4K3 ......
GC: D4MM1T
I thought thread creation was disabled outside of the cradle. Weird...
> Have Jade create a Big Bang. You'll need some matter to work with.
Stuff Ahead:
Originally Posted by Andrew
The pumpkin exists. It always existed, and there was never any doubt it existed.
You eat the pumpkin.
Originally Posted by Andrew Hussie on God Tiering:
Option 1:
This is by having a waking self and a dream self, both alive. When the waking self dies on the quest bed located somewhere on the planet, the player’s dream self takes over permanently, assumes god tier status, and wakes up on the battlefield, while the waking self’s corpse lies dead on the quest bed thereafter. This is how John reached god tier, and how Jade did as well. (Sort of.)
Dave and Rose only had one life left. They’d both been killed by Jack, and then revived as their dream selves. They only had the other means of reaching god tier, which we knew little about. We only had Aradia’s example to speculate from.
Option 2:
It turns out, the other way involves another set of quest beds in the core of the moons of Prospit and Derse. Reaching god tier involves using the only life you have left, and dying on that quest bed. Then, rather than waking up as a god tier on the Battlefield, the dead body simply resurrects automatically, transforming then and there. This is the basic outline of the process, with some caveats from examples we’ve observed.
You don't really know what to regard. As of now, you haven't created mostly anything. The GODDESS OF SPACE AND SNOW is the one who has worked the most of you four until now on this little God-thing. However, you know, as the one who will give the BREATH OF LIFE onto this new UNIVERSE, that you will be quite busy soon.
Hey, what is she getting energy for...?
Originally Posted by Sandvich King
> Have Jade create a Big Bang. You'll need some matter to work with.
The GODDESS OF SPACE AND SNOW concentrates, and, with her power and fabulous SCIENCE, she creates the BIG BANG. That term was coined by your SPECIES. However, since you four DEITIES are going to create new CREATURES, you don't know what TERM they'll create for it, or if they will think of a LENGUAGE at all. Maybe EXTENSIVE GUNSHOT ONOMATOPEIA? Nah.
Originally Posted by Pikman
>Rose: Let there be light.
The GODDESS OF LIGHT AND RAIN flies somewhat far away, and suddenly stops. The rest of you three walk away, slowly.
She starts to channel energy through her BODY.
She suddenly releases it all, creating a BEAUTIFULLY-COLOURED SUN. And then, there was LIGHT.
GoLaR: Good job, Jade. However, there is one small thing I must ask.
GoSaS: oh really?? what is it rose?
GoLaR: We haven't named this Solar System yet, or this Sun. I propose a votation to decide their name.
GoLaR: We need to think about the species that will inhabit future planets soon, but that will not be yet. We haven't even started with the planets.
GoSaS: yeah you are right rose!
GoSaS: what do we call them...?
GoTaH: i predict you all are going to make a motherfucking doomed timeline
GoTaH: if you name it wrong you are going to create a time paradox
GoTaH: i just can sense it
GoSaS: stop being such a party-popper dave!!
TRUE>> <<TRUE
(Heartstuck is not by me.)
(Johnstuck, however, IS by me.)
Avatar by Nimz. He is an AWESOME DUDE. SO COOLIO.
SIGQUOTES
Originally Posted by Drillgorg
They're... basically all dick shaped. It is a good shape for rockets to be.
Originally Posted by XFactorInfinity
i'm nostalgic for gravity falls you ablest fuck
Originally Posted by KatoHearts
I request that they not be, since you won't be the only person controlling the civ and I can guarantee that every other fucking person on the forum is sick of your giant scorpions at this point.
The four deities proceed to discuss the naming of the sun.
GoLaR: I personally think it should be called Pastel.
GoLaR: It fits with it's extensive and pretty color pallete.
GoTaH: i got nothing rose
GoTaH: maybe mount tricorn but that wouldnt work
GoTaH: i guess it only works on sweet mounts
GoBaS: what about Micia? i think it's a good name.
GoLaR: Pretty original.
GoTaH: how do you even pronounce that shit
The group decides the newly-created SUN shall be called MICIA. As such, this Solar System will be called the MICIA SYSTEM.
The GODDESS OF SPACE AND SNOW advises to move on onto PLANET CREATION. What number of planets should the FOUR DEITIES create?
Jade: Create four planets, each based on all of your friend's original homes.
(I.E. A city planet, a suburban planet, a forest planet, and a tropic planet.)
My chumhandle is also nostalgiaRipoff, for those interested. RP handle is reluctantNostalgic. And magicRoboticist. And bodaciousBeauty. FUCK WHY DO I HAVE SO MANY HANDLES?
Jade: Create four planets, each based on all of your friend's original homes.
Originally Posted by EnigmaticD
Four, each of them revolving around each other.
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The GODDESS OF SPACE AND SNOW creates FOUR completely bland planets, orbinting around the SUN OF MICIA. These will be the four planets of the MICIA SYSTEM.
TRUE>> <<TRUE
(Heartstuck is not by me.)
(Johnstuck, however, IS by me.)
Avatar by Nimz. He is an AWESOME DUDE. SO COOLIO.
SIGQUOTES
Originally Posted by Drillgorg
They're... basically all dick shaped. It is a good shape for rockets to be.
Originally Posted by XFactorInfinity
i'm nostalgic for gravity falls you ablest fuck
Originally Posted by KatoHearts
I request that they not be, since you won't be the only person controlling the civ and I can guarantee that every other fucking person on the forum is sick of your giant scorpions at this point.