And Another Thing: Suddenly: Horse

[001]

001 shoves himself a path parallel to the condemned prisoner's Final Walkway. Several citizens turn on him angrily, upon which 001 flashes them the pick hidden on his person. He makes his way near the gallows and attempts to appear inconspicuous.

Joining contest.

[BlazerC]

Oh damn I gotta steal my starting weapon you know what I'm cool with that because I AM A MANLY MAN OF MANLINESS.

If it's got fuel that is. I check if it has fuel, if it doesn't have fuel, roll for bartering with the cashier.

If it does have fuel, steal the fuck out of that and enter that contest too.

[pikajens]

pikajens eyes the prisoner, coming to meet his fate. For some reason he feels un-easy. He picks up some spare rope, fashions a lasso out of it, and begins to wrap it around his arm. He makes sure to keep his eyes on the prisoner at all times.

OOC: Because my fork is said to be a pitchfork, and the chopsticks can become a staff, can I assume that all weapons are oversized versions of the utensil?? Except for the chainsaw of course.

[Entilliumn]

Oh well the "and another thing..." was a little late...
I enter.

[Fragowump]

Well, I abstain from the pie eating contest and attempt to rob the store for the chainsaw.
If it's too difficult, I stop and apologize to the shopkeeper.

[Gecky]

Wohoo, I can bold my name again!!!

Gecky chooses not to enter a pie-eating contest. Why did he think about something as silly as that? He's on the verge of a BATTLE!!!

God he hates monks... He was walking next to a monk once and he didn't even introduce himself, what a jerk. All monks deserve to die.

He waits until the Monk turns his back on him or passes the wall and jumps out of his cover, pulling Rokenian in for a Blueberry punch, his ancestral technique.

[Rokenian]

I scan the area for the source of the glint. Seeing nothing, I slowly continue on my way with my fists still up.

Also, I enter the pie-eating contest and keep a sharp lookout for pie.

[AnInvisibleUser]

Fuck.
Fuck this Fucking Fucked up Fucking Fuck-idy Fucking shit.
I just lost the update because my computer fucked up.
Sigh.
Well, Sorry folks. I'll try again tomorrow.
Fuck.

[Ross_Varn]

Jebus that sucks so much. It's the constant lurking bane of the online gamemaster. Damn.

[insanityIncarnate]

Insanity shall bide his time...
Introducing tongs! time would come soon enough...
He spies some local pie-eaters, but on seeing the prize list, decides it isn't worth it.
(Also sorry for the delay)

[pikajens]

Insanity shall bide his time...
Introducing tongs! time would come soon enough...
He spies some local pie-eaters, but on seeing the prize list, decides it isn't worth it.
(Also sorry for the delay)

OOC: You couldn't eat in the pie contest even if you wanted too as you are headed to the gallows. For being insane.
Feet/Turns till execution please?

[AnInvisibleUser]

Yo guys, there's an update commming. It'll probably be up tomorrow.

[001]

Did you lose the update again?
Besides that round 2 fiasco, the reason why this game dies is because it's fast-pace without constant (or any) updates. Otherwise, there really is no reason why it shouldn't be successful. I'm sure somebody else would be willing to GM for this game, it really would be a shame to lose.

[AnInvisibleUser]

Okay, Long story short:
My job has been a dick
Finals rolled around in college
My computer essentially exploded because my Roommate's a dick
Life is a Dick
Dick.
But, thats done know! This won't be happening again, because I graduated. We'll be going back to an actual update schedule now.
I'm happy to be back.

Ross_Varn makes his way into the town square, hefting his Blend-O-Matic over his shoulder. He spies a group of spectators, gawking in awe of two monsters destroying some pies. Directly across from it, Ross notices a second pie-eating contest in the works. It looks like it'll be up and running in 5 turns. Ross places his name on the list, signing up. He still has five turns to cross his name off of the list, in case he doesn't want to play.
At the pie-eating contest numero uno, David sizes up his competitor. He's not impressed. In an attempt at psychological warfare, David decides to display his pie-eating talent by devouring a pie within moments. He looks towards Potato, waiting for her retort.
He doesn't wait long. PotatoPanic wastes no time tearing a pie to shreds with her finger-forks, devouring the scraps just as fast as David. Potato wipes a sleeve across her mouth, smiling at David. There is a moment of tension between them as they both savor the calm before the storm.
Knight_of_Hide waves at the approaching figures, hiding his weapon behind him in case the strangers are, indeed, hostile. He too signs up for the pie-eating contest, knowing that it may start well before the silhouettes reach him. He sits back down and sighs.
Doofeaus and avidGamer meet in the wastes surrounding Stonewall. Avid tells Doofeaus of a mighty weapon stowed inside the city, and how it's summoning must be prevented. He has come to Stonewall in search of the Sporkinomicon, a book detailing the ritual required to summon and bind the Spork of Destiny. Doofeaus, being a story-teller, believes he may be able to help in Avid's quest. The duo continues walking towards Stonewall.
WateryHell moves away from the alley, and blends back into the shadows of the Slums. He moves quickly, not wanting to be caught by any muggers. But, alas, it 'twas not to be. Halfway to his home, Watery runs into Shiv Connors, who happens to be brandishing his namesake. He makes one demand of Watery: Hand over his knife, or be killed. Watery clutches the heirloom in his hand, staring into it's blade...
Entilliumn walks towards Foish, flicking his knife to and fro. He makes sure to keep the fork-side out, in case he needs to whip it at his adversary. The man calls out to him:

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Foish: "You Lookin' for someone?"
Entilliumn: "I'm looking for you. Any reason you're digging up that grave?"
Foish: "I have a reason, but it has nothing to do with you. Go back to your shack and leave me be."
Entilliumn: "I will do no such thing."

Foish and Entilliumn stare at each other, each fingering their weapons. Both sense a fight, but nothing is set in stone.
001 walks along next to the dead man walking. He makes his way ahead of the figure, stopping just next to the steps leading to the gallows. He fingers his pick. The man will arrive at the steps in one turn.
BlazerC checks the fuel tank, finding that it is, indeed, empty. He also notes that it is a battery-operated chainsaw, so no shit the fuel tank is empty. There's still no charge, however. Blazer walks over to the shopkeep, attempting to barter for the chainsaw.

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Blazer: "Excuse me? I don't seem to ha-"
Shopkeep: "Yes, yes, no money. I've heard that all 'effin day."
Blazer: "Well, I was wondering if-"
Shopkeep: "You could barter for it, hmm? Well, it's a no kid. I can't give away merch'n'dise. I can, however, buy you that there chainsaw if you could do a little something fer me..."
Blazer: "I'm willing-"
Shopkeep: "To do anything, yeah, I know. Well, listen here kid, there's a merchant outside. I want him gone. As in GONE. He's been scaring off my customers. Killing my business. You up to it?"

Fragowump decides to give his utensil-selling a break, and to go steal the damn chainsaw. As he enters, he eyes the spot where it once lay, finding it empty. With a gasp, Frag's eyes shoot towards the front desk, where a man appears to be buying it. Fragowump clenches his utensil in his hand, and starts stomping towards the man stealing his prize.
Pikajens grabs a spare noose, slinging it over his shoulder. He doesn't know how well it would work to stop an escaping prisoner, but he knows it might just. He takes a moment to regard his weapon: A motorized spinning for the size of a grown man. He quickly moves his eyes back to the prisoner, making sure he doesn't escape. One turn until he reaches the gallows.
Rokenian turns away from the rubble, meaning to head towards Stonewall. He doesn't even take one step before Gecky grabs Rokenian and pulls him in close. He goes in for the punch, but Rokenian manages to block and push his way out of Gecky's grip. The two take a moment to get their bearings, and then go into the fight.
Turn 2 has been deployed.

[Fragowump]

Fragowump: will propose to gang up on the shopkeeper so that Blazer and Himself can both loot the fuck out of this place.
And then he probably proceeds to rough up the shopkeeper and loot the place. But not in that order because he needs something more useful to fight with right now.

[001]

Throw a stake to cut the noose. If that doesn't work, jump up on the stage and cut it with the other.

[Entilliumn]

I'm sorry, but I can not have you digging that grave any longer, fiend.
Entilliumn Stares at Foish gravely and knows this won't go down withut a fight.
Clutching the last known heirloom of his brother, his magical butterfly fork. (Altough He's not sure if the magic is all run out or not...) Entilliumn continues taking steps toward the graverobber.

[BlazerC]

I accept, but I mention that I would be able to get the job done a lot more efficiently with an operating chainsaw, best case scenario I can scare him out of town by just walking in there with it, you know what I'm saying?

Also Frago is going help me thats pretty cool.

[001]

I accept, but I mention that I would be able to get the job done a lot more efficiently with an operating chainsaw, best case scenario I can scare him out of town by just walking in there with it, you know what I'm saying?

Also Frago is going help me thats pretty cool.

I think he means to gang up on the shopkeeper, not his competitor.

[Knight_of_Hide]

Hide will put the Butterknifesword (?) back into it's sheath, and start walking into Stonewall.

Edit response to Avidgamer: "Friend! I'd love to stay and chat, but I really must be going! If you need a place to stay, feel free to use my tree! Farewell!"

It's time to find some other people, and by people I mean players.

[BlazerC]

I think he means to gang up on the shopkeeper, not his competitor.

Yeah Frago is going to do whatever then.

[Fragowump]

I accept, but I mention that I would be able to get the job done a lot more efficiently with an operating chainsaw, best case scenario I can scare him out of town by just walking in there with it, you know what I'm saying?

Also Frago is going help me thats pretty cool.

Actually, yeah, that's not a bad idea.
Let's go with that, except I believe I'm that other person or whatever.
If I am, I guess I could pretend to be scared so you can get the chainsaw and some juice for it, then we can wreck shit and loot the fuck out of everywhere.

[SomeGuyNamedDavid]

David stares at his opponent, cracks his jaw, then starts devouring pies at his top speed.

[pikajens]

Pikajens uses the rope to lasso the rebel, then attaches his end to the fork and begins to reel him in. Looks like two will be hanging tonight!!!

[RavenJoker]

(Can I still join?)