And Another Thing: Suddenly: Horse

[anacreon]

Anacreon imbunes Rubaureus with the batman doll

"I wonder what the batman doll will do."

[wlzrobert]

You can only imbue 1 item to a companion.

[avidGamer]

Oh, whoops. Then just the dollinatrix.

[AnInvisibleUser]

insanityIncarnate sits there screaming about a puppet-master, while Bamohen does all the work upgrading the castle. One problem: If you remember last turn, I said that it would take one more turn WITH TWO PEOPLE WORKING. The castle is now level 1.75. Way to go, Insanity.
Pony Hank does nothing. Really now, the fuck?
Blazer totally understands the Caelondian Army Carbine Reference. Kid pops in that fancy trinket and increases it's aim time. If only he was rocking a Brushers pike, or Slinger Pistols. Then that Kid would take the calamity by storm. He fires a shot at the goop, the smell of barely and rotten blueberries fills the air as the bullet pierces it's skin. Who knows what it did?
Anaceron imbues Rubaureus with a batman doll, changing him to have no natural abilities, but able to sling himself around with his grappling hook, or suddenly know 6 forms of martial arts. The Dragon kind, I mean. Also, he now has even harder skin, thanks to all that bullet proof fabric weaved beneath his scales. He then trains him to call a swarm of bats to attack his enemies.
Dicearm checks the computer, and finds a file labeled >:EmrgnyOpn.Exe and a file called "Prisoner Disciplinary Matters." It's not a log, but it may help shed some light on the factory's mysterious ways.
Gecky Imbues Nola with the Gold-Scale, causing Nola to become Nola, but shinier. And, thanks to training, have the control of liquid, or solid, golden substances. Kinda like telekinesis, but only with gold. She's got expensive tastes, that Nola.
avidGamer imbues Pride with the Dollinatrix whip, causing him to become more flexible, and have a longer tail, with a sharp metallic stud at the end. None of his abilities seem changed, though. He then trains Pride to have the ability Advanced Camouflage! To use, just say "Pride uses Camo," And PM me his Now-Invisible Move.
AnInvisibleUser receives overwhelming praise and pre-signups for next round. He begins to wonder is accepting everyone who wants in to a round may be a bad idea. Ah, Fuck It!

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Pony Hank: 8/10 HP, 1BLADE, Food Sick (1/3)
Anaceron: 10/10 HP, 1GOLDSCALE, Companions: Rubaureus
avidGamer: 10/10 HP,1GOLDSCALE, Companions: Pride
Gecky: 10/10 HP, Companions: Nola
Bamoehn: 2/10 HP, Level 1.75 Moving Fort
iI: 4/10 HP, 1PUPPETCOAT, 1CANOPENER, Level 1.75 Moving Fort
Full-of-Holes-Knaelidos: 0/10 HP, 1NERFBLASTER, 1DOLL, 39SKYRIM - Killed by a Skeletal archer. We've all been through that before, right Minecraft?
Dicearm: 10/10 HP, 1KENT-ARBIE, Companions: X-350
Soldier-Viceroy: 7/10 HP, 3TOYS, 1KENT-ARBIE, DOLL-CHUCKS, 1UNHOLYRAZOR, 1DOLLFIST, 1BABYHEAD, 4CONVEYORBELT, Companions: ???
Trenched-Blazer: 7/10 HP, DOLL-SMASHER, 1COLT45, 1CELLPHONE, 1BOXCIGARETTES, 1CAELCARBINE

[Gecky]

Does Nola still have her ancient powers?

Gecky checks on his planet, 's been a long time since he's heard of these busters!

Training also occurs.

(Possible pre-signup?))

[AnInvisibleUser]

Does Nola still have her ancient powers?

Gecky checks on his planet, 's been a long time since he's heard of these busters!

Training also occurs.

(Possible pre-signup?))

Yes, Nola retained her powers. All of The companions did, I just may not have stated it well. Sorry 'bout that.
And yes, you can "pre-signup," But I'm still going to make you repeat your name when we actually start the signups. That goes to everyone that wants in. I was simply saying that Imma accept everyone that posts their name.

[Gecky]

In that case, Nola also makes Blazer shoot Viceroy >:^D

[BlazerC]

I forget if we're allowed to shoot other people.

I spend the turn examining a rough estimate of the damage output of all my weapons, as secret and privately as possible.

Also if possible, I attempt to rest to heal some wounds.

EDIT: ^What the fuuuuuuuuuck

EDIT EDIT: Also loot.

[Bamoehn]

REALEASE THE KRAKEN!

OR just finish the fort. Because iI WHY DID YOU GET LAZY

[AnInvisibleUser]

I forget if we're allowed to shoot other people.

I spend the turn examining a rough estimate of the damage output of all my weapons, as secret and privately as possible.

Also if possible, I attempt to rest to heal some wounds.

EDIT: ^What the fuuuuuuuuuck

Well... There is a rule that says if anyone has a item that crafts the win-item, they can't harm anyone. But, Alas, Gecky imbued Nola with the scale, and I don't think that you have any items. So, I guess your shit out of luck. Unless... Hold on one minute...
wlzrobert! Does Nola count as an Item to craft the win-item? Also, you never told me the full recipe, so does Blazer have any of the items? Tell me in PM. Let Blazer sweat it out, waiting to find out if he is gonna shoot his friend or not.

[insanityIncarnate]

Hey, I said I would be building too! <
...Probably didn't help that it was small white text at the bottom of the post, but hey, I said it! <
ERECTIN' A FORTRESS.

[AnInvisibleUser]

Hey, I said I would be building too! <
...Probably didn't help that it was small white text at the bottom of the post, but hey, I said it! <
ERECTIN' A FORTRESS.

HowwasIsupposedtonoticesomethinglikethis?

[BlazerC]

Wait when did Nola have the ability to do that anyway @_@

op nerf

[wlzrobert]

Players can level up based on what they do. If they own a fort, they can level up to a king and start an empire with npcs. (This means NPCs will upgrade the tower) Also, those NPC's get some of the king's skills. (Like if the king is stealthy, the npcs are also slightly stealthy)

[AnInvisibleUser]

Wait when did Nola have the ability to do that anyway @_@

op nerf

OhGodImBeingCalledOnToNerfSomethingOhShitOhShitOhS hit

Well... I'm thinking maybe with the 5-turn cooldown, Maybe being in the same room to mind-control would be a good idea. Imma just say that for the time being, Nola has to be in the same room as the target. Continue to upgrade her, and Maybe (Probably not, but maybe) She'll have god-like telepathic powers over weak minded mortals. But, to be fair, I might let it slide this time, mainly because it wasn't specified before hand, and therefore, Gecky wouldn't have known.

Jurisdiction: Mind-Control will still take place in the next update. Blazer may do other things before, or after, the mind control, so he may take steps to minimize damage done to viceroy.
The mind-Control ability will be nerfed to have a room-limit, with the current level being same-room control. Every couple of levels, the room limit may increase by one, but rarely. There may or may not be a limit, though.
The target of Mind-Control may always have prior actions, as to resist the control. After some levels, they may be forced to move after the control.

Everyone happy? Good. Imma get off now.

[wlzrobert]

Yeah but gecky imbued nola with the gold scale after companions got reset. I even said "companions are reset" so the item you imbue is really important. (So you can choose how your companion evolves)

[Pony Hank]

DON'T QUESTION MY ACTIONS

I sit there

[BlazerC]

OhGodImBeingCalledOnToNerfSomethingOhShitOhShitOhS hit

I was kinda kidding. Although keyword there: Kinda. Still, there's something I'm missing so I don't know the exact specifics

Although according to wlz Gecky can't do it? I dunno.

Mind-Control will still take place in the next update. Blazer may do other things before, or after, the mind control, so he may take steps to minimize damage done to viceroy.

Oh okay. I tell ???? to hold (not imbue!) my guns for me for just a few seconds, and then give them back to me after I'm done shooting Viceroy with the guns that are no longer in my hands. He can also have the Doll Smasher as a weapon to wield seeing that he is humanoid I think.

ta-daaaaah.

Also don't ask me how I know this is going to happen, I AM A WIZARD OKAY.

(I still do the "Examine Weapon Damage privately" command, but now with priority on the Carbine if I can only check one per turn.)

[anacreon]

Anacreon Contines Training his dragon then stops to take a look at his planet to see how things are doing.

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firstly - definitely gonna sign up next round
secondly - WIZ WHY AREN'T YOU TRYING TO MAKE IT EVERYONE DIES

[Gecky]

Muhaha!
Hey, if I'm not supposed to, I just wont!
Here, problem solved.

Also mind control in the same room is PRETTY useless... Since they listen to me anyways c:

[BlazerC]

Muhaha!
Hey, if I'm not supposed to, I just wont!
Here, problem solved.

Also mind control in the same room is PRETTY useless... Since they listen to me anyways c:

...you know what just go back to my previous command. Unless for some reason I'm shooting people against my will.

[Bamoehn]

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firstly - definitely gonna sign up next round
secondly - WIZ WHY AREN'T YOU TRYING TO MAKE IT EVERYONE DIES

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BECAUSE ITS SUPPOSED TO BE FUN AND THIS IS AWESOME
SCREW WINNING
FUCKLIMB'S MOVING CASTLE IS A GO

[Dicearm]

I open both files. At the exact same time, if at all possible. Otherwise, open the >:EmrgnyOpn.Exe file first.

[avidGamer]

Avid trains Pride some more. Then he checks to see if the creatures of his planet are behaving themselves.