ThemeSong - Two stories in one thread?

[BoisseauMR]

HELL YES.

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Also: learned something new today. Check out Wikipedia: "In music, a song is a composition for voice or voices, performed by singing."

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[Roselalonde]

HELL YES.

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Also: learned something new today. Check out Wikipedia: "In music, a song is a composition for voice or voices, performed by singing."

Ignore everything in favor of the rear bottom and forward upper-middle sections of attractive females.

Like so?

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Update coming soon.

[BoisseauMR]

Attractive females.

[Roselalonde]

Ass and Titties

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> Take advantage of your diplomatic immunity, mug the guy behind you!

But you mustn't! You're sure Frank would get mad if he ever found out! What if you get fired? What if someone is watching? What if--

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Ahaha! She's standing like a crab!

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How nice of her to ha--

> You eat that basket right now.

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Took longer than what I thought. Tomorrow I'll only update the second story.
EDIT: Yeah, I know his arm is short in the first image, it was rushed.

[Roselalonde]

Is it okay if I bump?

[BoisseauMR]

Is it okay if I bump?

No.

> Don't dodge. Take it like the man you are.

[Dalmationer]

You eat that basket right now.

[Lazro]

BURN THAT BASKET WITH THE LEARNED SKILL:

FIRED UP

[Lisawags]

>ooh a penny in china somehow

[Varkarrus]

> get the hell out of--PUNCH IN THE FACE

[Roselalonde]

Ass and Titties

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> You eat that basket right now.

Crunch!

> BURN THAT BASKET WITH THE LEARNED SKILL: FIRED UP

You burn the basket with the raging flames in your stomach which are fueled by your pompadour.

> Get the hell out of--

Unfortunately, you can't because you have just been knocked unconscious!

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Vlad the Impaler

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> Vlad the Impaler by Kasabian.


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You are now Vladimir Crane.

You were named after two characters from two different stories. Vlad "The Impaler" Whateverhislastnamewas for your first name and Ichabod Crane for your last. Though, your master says that Vlad was a real person at one time. Pssh, yeah right!

You enjoy alchemy, cooking, and writing. You wish to become a cook when you grow up but that’s never going to happen as you are already training to be an alchemist.

Your room—

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Are you even listening to me? I told you this twice already.

Oh! Um, yeah…

No you’re not.

Yes I am!

Then what did I say?

You told me something about my room.

No I didn’t. I was telling you that today’s the day that you graduate to become a full-fledged alchemist. Only with more words but you get the picture.

Wow really?

No.

Oh…

Of course I am!

Oh, yay!

But first I need you to go out and get some supplies; take this list.

Yes sir!

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Sorry that the art sucks.

[Varkarrus]

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oh psssh compared to mine? No way.
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though now I'm worried that you're looking at my art and saying "whee someone who is not as good at art as me"

[Roselalonde]

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oh psssh compared to mine? No way.
...
though now I'm worried that you're looking at my art and saying "whee someone who is not as good at art as me"

I would never do that! :P Your art is awesome!

[Varkarrus]

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wow I feel honored
brb following your adventure forever

>Vlad: Make Pot Roast

[Steino]

Read list.

[Whittacker]

Hellz yeah, Vlad the Impaler.

[Roselalonde]

No update today yesterday because of Skyrim.

[Lazro]

Vlad: Lick self.

[Vincshad]

>Vlad: Wear bedsheets as a cape

[Roselalonde]

Don't worry, I'm working on an update.

[Roselalonde]

Ass and Titties

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Your name is Frank Titties and you are pretty sure that Melvin already told you (the reader) about this mission.
You are currently in the market place waiting for Andrew Waters the Complicated to hurry up and finish buying what he wants to buy, because you have no idea where Melvin is. You would call him but you were not allowed to bring any of your gadgets.

> Titties: Follow him into the store.

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Sorry about not updating in a long while.

[Roselalonde]

Suggestions would be nice.

[Chwoka]

Titties: Follow him into the store.

[Roselalonde]

Ass and Titties

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> Titties: Follow him into the store.

But you can't, this is the poor side of town! They only have stalls and donkeys here. The other side of town has indoor stores and cars. You're trying to blend in so he doesn't get assassinated on the way there, lump nuts!

> Just do it.

[Roselalonde]

Ass and Titties

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> Just do it.

Okay fine, you do so. But if he gets assassinated it's not my fault!
Wow, this place is pretty bare.

> Check out that wanted poster.

Looks like people kept erasing the portrait and drawing over it. You wonder what it originally looked like.

> Where is the shopkeeper?

He's right here, his anatomy makes you feel awkward.
While you're here you might as well buy something for the duke. He said something about wanting a scarf, maybe they have something like that?
Or maybe this guy knows where the National Embassy of China is?

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Update... sorry it took so long.