ThemeSong - Two stories in one thread?

[Dalmationer]

does this matter?

[Roselalonde]

Yes. I'm going to base the story off of the lyrics.

[Dalmationer]

Why, you can base the story off of an instrumental piece, like Daybreaker. That is a thing I have never done and possibly never will do.

It is actually incredibly fun, interpreting the sounds and cadences as the trials of the characters, bending them towards their resolution, watching as they become different, more full versions of the empty goblets you started with. You will see that you get carried away in a flurry, and when you look back, you will see a story. You will see the development of those characters as their purposes are fulfilled.

[Roselalonde]

I know that, but I'm going to base it on the lyrics of the song.
Anyway, random.org told me to choose DJ Assault's song but I don't want to do that so I tried again and got Vlad the Impaler.

[Chwoka]

Well if you were just gonna outlaw all the cool songs why didn't you take them off the list.

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I kid, I kid.

[Askia]

within temptation - empty eyes

the birthday massacre - happy birthday

rammstein - ich tu dir weh

[Loather of Irk]

Anyway, random.org told me to choose DJ Assault's song.

There is a god

but I don't want to do that so I tried again and got Vlad the Impaler.

and you just spat in his face

[Dalmationer]

:c

[Chwoka]

yeah i think it's pretty clear your decision needs to be reversed immediately.

[Roselalonde]

How would I make a story out of that though?

[Chwoka]

two secret agents, Melvin Ass and Frank Titties, are assigned to a mission guarding a stuck-up european duke in the Gobi Desert

[Roselalonde]

Sounds funny, but uhhh... I already have a story planned though. Should I just like, have two adventures in one thread, or what?

[Klinkplink]

HOW BOUT you use the story with Melvin Ass and Frank Titties. Personally I think that one sounds fantastic.

[Roselalonde]

So, I just get rid of the other story? Not even keep them both in this thread?

[OrangeAipom]

SPLIT TIMELINES

[Chwoka]

ALTERNATRE DIMENSIONS

[Roselalonde]

SPLIT TIMELINES

Are you telling me to do both? Because I will.

[EnigmaticD]

BOTH AT THE SAME TIME. As in, combine the stories.

[Halfblood2000]

d00med timelines... i t0ld y0u about them

[OrangeAipom]

SPLIT TIMELINES

Are you telling me to do both? Because I will.

YEAH

MAKE ONE HAVE A BAD ENDING

[Roselalonde]

okay okay i will

Just a warning: Ass and Titties won't get as good art as Vlad the Impaler as to take less time in making the updates.

[Roselalonde]

Ass and Titties

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> Ass & Titties by DJ Assault


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You are now Melvin Ass.

You are a secret agent and you and your partner’s mission is to protect Andrew Waters Duke of Lumbridge as you cross over to China so he can personally sign a peace treaty. Originally there were five other people with you, but things happened. Anyway, enough remembering the past, we are in the present. Currently you are in a small village in the Gobi dessert. Hm déjà vu.

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[Chwoka]

> Ass N Titties: Zoom out.

[Roselalonde]

Ass and Titties

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'Kay.

> Take advantage of your diplomatic immunity, mug the guy behind you!

[Loather of Irk]

Take advantage of your diplomatic immunity, mug the guy behind you!