DJ Pantheris: The Harmony Forumventure [TEXT]

[DJPantheris]

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Yeah it's a reboot of my other adventure, this time though, I'm gonna start it off good and hopefully not die this time. This is a story involving my character and how he deals with the oncoming alien invasion.

BGM: DJ Pantheris - Mad Tracker Robot

You are DJ Pantheris, "The Mad Tracker Robot" or so you and your fans call you.

You are currently at a NIGHTCLUB dropping some SICK AWESOME TECHNO beats for the crowd, since they love to hear you play. They're currently getting their groove on as you drop the beats, dancing the night away. You used to have a human name, but that was before you became a robot. Damn it's been so long since you were human.

What was your former name again?

MEMBANK: ENTER NAME

[Gana0]

DJ Pantheris

[Whittacker]

Humphrey Bertle

[Ford Johnes]

>Robharlotte Ramseline

[Chwoka]

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So wait, did you do any jockeying for discs in that song?

EDIT: I am asking if you used other songs to make your song. If so, which?

Aaron Asmithe. That was before you were put in the witness protection program...

[Ford Johnes]

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So wait, did you do any jockeying for discs in that song?

EDIT: I am asking if you used other songs to make your song. If so, which?

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I don't think he does the disc jockey stuff or the tracking stuff. I think he's not a robot either. Not sure if he mad, though.

[DJPantheris]

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So wait, did you do any jockeying for discs in that song?

EDIT: I am asking if you used other songs to make your song. If so, which?

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I don't think he does the disc jockey stuff or the tracking stuff. I think he's not a robot either. Not sure if he mad, though.

Psssssssst... click this.

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Sorry guys, I'm the real deal, though the not being a robot part, at least for me, is correct. I make original songs, now where the DJ part comes in is that I use LOOPS (patterns) that I make to build my songs.

Wow, so many name suggestions... time to get GIMP working for me. Uuuuugh, gonna have to go with at least 2. I will only be doing animated text for name entries, just to add a little flair to this otherwise boring text.

Anyway, onto the adventure!

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Nope, too long. What a shame.



Oh yeah! That's right. Your name was Aaron Asmith, too bad you fell seriously ill and had to put yourself in a robot body. Man were those some good times back then. Anyway, the reason you got SERIOUSLY ILL was that you came down with an illness, which there was no cure for, you would have died from sickness, had you not escaped death by becoming a robot.

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Daww crap my Gimp screwed up the export... oh well...

Anyway, since you are a ROBOT now, you are known as DJ Pantheris! The MAD TRACKER ROBOT! And you aren't going to let your past life stop you from achieving TECHNO BEAT FAME! However, unbeknownst to you, there is something that is gonna stop you here in a few hours.

CSCO: ENTER COMMAND

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CSCO stands for Cerebral System Command Operator

[Chwoka]

Uh,

> Skip forward a few hours?

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So wait, did you do any jockeying for discs in that song?

EDIT: I am asking if you used other songs to make your song. If so, which?

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I don't think he does the disc jockey stuff or the tracking stuff. I think he's not a robot either. Not sure if he mad, though.

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Sorry guys, I'm the real deal, though the not being a robot part, at least for me, is correct. I make original songs, now where the DJ part comes in is that I use LOOPS (patterns) that I make to build my songs.

Well yeah but if you're not literally making your music out of other music, you're not metaphorically disk jockeying, and thus not a DJ.

[Ford Johnes]

>Can I install Mac OSX on your systems?

[DJPantheris]

> Can I install Mac OSX on your systems?

HELL THE FUCK NO! That would mean that ROBOTRACKER wouldn't work on your SYSTEMS! Even though you like the idea of being a mac, and would love to entertain the idea, you run a custom operating system you made YOURSELF that supports anything that runs in WINDOWS AND MAC. In otherwords, you run a souped-up version of LINUX, which you MODIFIED to run your systems and your HUD. You like it that way because then you can write your own programs in C/C++ with which you are a L33T H4X0R PR0GR4MM3R.

>Skip ahead a few hours.

That sounds more like a prudent plan.

DJ Pantheris - The Digital Frontier (Adventure MIX)

You change the pace, put on a new track, and let all dance heaven break loose as the club reverberates those beats throughout the whole building. Shaking the floorboards and the rafters is what you do best, and your music can attest to that. You don't give a shit what the neighboring buildings think, just as long as the people in YOUR building are happy.

This is YOUR club after all. You play here, you own it, and you aren't about to do a damn thing different. Though recently you WERE given a noise violation, so you had to soundproof the outside walls of the club, but that doesn't mean you can't CRANK THAT SHIT UP.

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Oh shit what the hell is that noise? Sounds like... EXPLOSIONS?!

Fuck... there goes the world.

CSCO: ENTER COMMAND

[Mibbs]

say goodbye to the world

[Chwoka]

do everything on your bucket list. number 1: learn to play guitar, latin-style

[DJPantheris]

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Seeing as this thread is dying again, time for... SURPRISE UPDATE!

>Say goodbye to the world.

Well, that isn't a bad idea, but you're not dead yet so there's not really any need for that. Though everyone else is probably yelling that, you are a fucking ROBOT and don't really want to say goodbye until you die. Speaking of which the world looks like it's going to absolute hell right now... in a handbasket... Wait... OH NO, THE ALIENS BLEW UP THE MUSIC STORE FROM WHICH YOU GET ALL YOUR KICKASS MUSIC GEAR!

>Do everything on your bucket list. Number 1: learn to play guitar, latin-style.

IT'S TOO LATE FOR THAT!
That and you already play enough instruments in ROBOTRACKER to make even an ultra-powerful rogue AI dizzy. Not to say you've ever met one... oh nevermind, still, it's too late to do shit on your bucket list, mostly because... YOU DON'T HAVE ONE!

CSCO: ENTER COMMAND

[Mibbs]

cry like a fucking baby

[Chwoka]

cry like a fucking baby

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[SonicLover]

>Now's not the time for panicking. Get out there and see what's going on.

[Ford Johnes]

>Well then make a bucket list. Item #1 shall be learning to play a physical guitar, latin-style.

[DJPantheris]

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You guys rock. You're making this serious AND funny... AT THE SAME DAMN TIME... I love it.

>Well then make a bucket list. Item #1 shall be learning to play a physical guitar, latin-style.

Oh fine. You search up all the knowledge of how to play a guitar latin-style and put it in your MEMORY banks to look at later, mostly because you really don't know if you, or your body, will survive the apocolypse that seems to be raining down outside as you hear explosion after explosion. Of course, you already decided this would be the most sensible, level-headed thing to do anyway. Makes sense, does it not? HELL YES... Hey, maybe you can work up some latino-techno remix stuff. Hmmmmmmm... Ohwait, you got another command coming in.

>Now's not the time for panicking. Get your ass out there and see what's going on.

Now this sounds more like the sensible thing to do! Though when you move to go out the door, you are suddenly blocked by what looks like a winged version of yourself. You draw your sword as it speaks.

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DH: You are not going to leave here in one piece, you will die here alone.
DJP: I am not going to let you take me down so easily as you think. I will be victorious here.
DH: Then you will die.

Looks like you're going to have to fight.

STRIFE!

<BGM DJ Pantheris - STRIFE!>

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<Top Secret Alternate BGM: Ford Johnes - DJ Parenthesis

SSCP: ENTER COMMAND

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SSCP = Strife System Command Processor

[DJPantheris]

Sorry for the double post but I wanted to add that I MADE SOME STRIFE MUSIC! Go ahead and listen while you post a strife command.

[SonicLover]

>Play defensive and let DH make the first move. You want to know what your opponent's capable of.

[Ford Johnes]

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>almost 2012.
>STRIFE music.
>Not made by Ford.
ISHYGDDT

>SSCP: Flip the fuck out and make DJP do cool flips all over the fucking place.

[DJPantheris]

>SSCP: Flip the fuck out and make DJP do cool flips all over the fucking place.

Umm, that's not a valid strife command at this point. He could RUN, but you didn't enter that. He sits there a minute confused by why the hell his HUD is flipping the fuck out for a moment, then he realizes that it's just switching to STRIFE MODE. God damn all these functions. Good thing they're stuck in a lower processing priority meaning you don't see any of the output.

>Play defensive and let DH make the first move. You want to know what your opponent's capable of.

Wise choice of action. You raise your sword in a defensive stance to deflect an oncoming blow. However, what you forget is that this opponent probably is you, or a disharmony version of yourself. You are suddenly knocked flat on your ass by a searing burst of light emitted from your opponent's right arm. You were just hit in the chest with a laser cannon... your sword defle--waitasec, deflected?! Okay, somehow your sword just deflected most of the blast, but unfortunately, it's now broken in two, that's why you're sitting there on your ass now. What's worse is... you don't have a spare, but you DO have a laser cannon in your left arm.

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Not only is a disharmony version of yourself evil, but it also happens to be a mirror image. XD

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[Ford Johnes]

Activate Gangsta Fire™ and shoot the bitch.

[SonicLover]

>Assess damage quickly. If your sword deflected most of the blast, it should have deflected it back towards your foe.

[Chwoka]

Learn to play Latin-style guitar. Maybe your mirror version will learn to play country steel guitar and you can go your separate ways.