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    We Are Thieves.


    You are a Thief. More specifically, a Bandit. You're not quite sure what the difference is, but you know there is one, and there's a good reason for it. You find yourself Leaving your "Lairplace" in the woods to go do some Banditry in the kingdom. And thus, your journey begins.
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    > IS THAT MONEY?! GET IT!

    A bandit goes up to a person and threatens to stab them to give them their stuff, while a thief just nabs the bag and runs. Also bandits like to travel together. Also also, all highwaymen are bandits but not all bandits are highwaymen. All bandits are thieves but not all thieves are bandits... It's confusing.
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    Re: We Are Thieves.

    No. You're switching it up. Become a motherfucking ASSASSIN!

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    -snippity, snip, snip-
    Last edited by For No Reason; 12-24-2011 at 03:27 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Roselalonde View Post
    > IS THAT MONEY?! GET IT!

    A bandit goes up to a person and threatens to stab them to give them their stuff, while a thief just nabs the bag and runs. Also bandits like to travel together. Also also, all highwaymen are bandits but not all bandits are highwaymen. All bandits are thieves but not all thieves are bandits... It's confusing.

    Why, Yes! That does appear to be money.
    How convenient!


    You slowly reach toward the money, making sure to do so from and angle where more of the surrounding area can be displayed slightly more artistically. Then you pick it up.


    Twenty dollars...


    And you didn't even have to stab anyone.

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    Re: We Are Thieves.

    Use 20 dollars, by a dagger, sell bandana for a mask, become an ASSASSIN!

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    > Watch out! There appears to be a Homestock in the sky!
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    Re: We Are Thieves.

    >Stab somebody anyway


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    Re: We Are Thieves.

    >Place the money in your wallet, don't want to lose it now do we. Also suggesting that dollars be changed to rupees

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    Why?
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    Re: We Are Thieves.

    > Weren't you guys rogues at some point?
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    Re: We Are Thieves.

    Contemplate buying that Sun for twenty bucks. You've always wanted your own Stellar Body!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Curris View Post
    Contemplate buying that Sun for twenty bucks. You've always wanted your own Stellar Body!
    > Switch bodies with sun.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jackattack95 View Post
    >Place the money in your wallet, don't want to lose it now do we. Also suggesting that dollars be changed to rupees

    The money was already stored in your wallet automatically. You would also convert it into into rupees, but SOMEONE COPYRIGHTED THAT SHIT! You are seriously mad at whoever did that.
    INSTEAD, you attemp to convert it into the current national currency, Nuggets.


    You fail to convert it into this too, as it is extremely complicated. You dont know why the King has chosen such a complicated financial-type system, and you're pretty sure there aren't any good reasons for it either.

    Quote Originally Posted by NateDude View Post
    >Stab somebody anyway

    There are no sombodies around, so instead you take your frustrasion with the King out on this sign. It says the word "king" on it, so that's good enough for you. Honestly, what is it even with that guy anyway? You may be a bandit, but at least you're and honorably respectable bandit. The king is the real villain!

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    Rupee is a real currency though!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jared-hai View Post
    Rupee is a real currency though!
    Shit, you're right. Oh well,I know what rupees he was talking about. (Legend of Zelda.)
    Last edited by For No Reason; 12-25-2011 at 10:05 AM.

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    > TO THE KINGDOM!
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    >take the sign with you possible we can use it to lead some travelers on the wrong way and into traps or something like that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Roselalonde View Post
    > TO THE KINGDOM!

    You have stabbed the sign to the point where it is partially illegible.
    Now off to the kingdom it is! It's high time you had a word with the king, and showed him what for!!

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    >allright let's get kicking! but first get yourself some kind of a mask the king shall tremble when we shall stand infront of him cause he on't know who the fellow will be who shall tell him how things should work

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    > ceck out that AWSOME clouwn formmatien
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    >That cloud, bro...
    watch that cluod!
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    Re: We Are Thieves.

    > Be careful not to run into that one person you know who does not approve of your bandit life.

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    Re: We Are Thieves.

    cloun

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    >come across a plot related item

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