FOODSTUCK AU

[Tesseract]

Hello MSPA forums.

Many years ago I had a dream. A dream that one day, all MSPA characters would be turned into talking food. Today, I call upon you to help me realize this dream. I have founded Foodstuck.

Soon, Foodstuck will expand into a massive empire of fanworks. Join us. It is your destiny.

We currently have:
Almost nothing

[MaskedClaus]

You should put the original comic somewhere in that OP.

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Or at least it's in that spoiler for now.

[Jacquerel]

orange you glad I didn't say banana?

[goofoofighter]

And this, in case you wanted to use it. ' 3'

I actually made a list of who all the trolls would be as fruits. I was going to make something much longer but dern, making like a whole chapter of a comic was something I just couldn't do with the small amount of time I had. :<

Kartkat - Tomato
Terezi - I had dragonfruit but then crossed it out and didn't replace it with anything??
Nepeta - Kiwi
Vriska - Plum
Equius - Blueberry
Tavros - Orange (so creative derp)
Gamzee - Ember Chile/Chili (peppers are fruits~)
Kanaya - Fig
Eridan - Eggplant
Feferi - Raspberry
Sollux - Banana
Aradia - Cherry

[MasterBlade]

We don't have a pineapple in there.

[Varkarrus]

Feferi would be a papaya.
Rocket Papaya.

[IPadDoodler]

Gamzee's not a grape?
Wait Gamzee needs to be a Pluot.
Or a Grapple.
And tomatoes are fruits, but everybody says they're veggies. Talk about identity crisis.

[Tren]

Pajama Kan: You are what you eat from your head to your feet

[Archaeopteryx]

Pajama Kan: You are what you eat from your head to your feet

Someone else played that game?

This AU. This is the best crack AU of all the crack AUs.

[Tesseract]

Also Foodstuck canon: Davesprite is Orange Creamsicles, WV is canned food, the ancestors are fruit gushers

[goofoofighter]

Canned food could be anything though. :< Do remember that WV likes green, so maybe something along those lines? Maybe he's a green pepper or a watermelon or something?

[Dertdood]

Dave is cotton candy ofc.

[Dimitry]

Equius cant be a blueberry, thats not STRONG enough.

[IPadDoodler]

Equius=Power Thirst? would explain why he perspires.
Jane=Blueberry
R___=Cotton Candy
WV=Canned Greenbeans? Maybe not.
AR=Banana Lemon
Sollux=Mustard.
Wait no.
Plantains?
No.
Squash?
I guess he remains a banana.

[hiddenEnigma]

Jane should be a box of cake mix
Jake is a pumpkin

[IPadDoodler]

Dave should be an apple.
For irony.

[Karhs12]

Dave is a bottle of applejuice.

[kraine]

Jake should be fish sticks.

[Reecer6]

It only makes sense that John is an apple. Following this, Rose is a bottle of wine, Dave is an egg, and Jade is a... pinata.
Bec is irradiated meat?

[Varkarrus]

Jade is dog meat.

[PriffyViole]

I guess some of the Sburban Almanac stuff I did a while back could be of use here.

[Tesseract]

Guys the idea was works depicting the characters as food (in a totally serious way), not like a page of Character X Is Food Y