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  1. 12-28-2011, 11:29 PM #1
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    Canada Goose Sale

    (RIP original thread, accidentally nuked by me after only two updates)




    Your name is Martin Rogue. You and your fiance are taking a much deserved break from the hustle and bustle of the workaday world to vacation in Canada. Right now you are going to buy a Christmas tree and a nice goose. It will be nice to unwind during the holiday break.

    International art thieving is a stressful business.


    >No one's looking, just take a goose



    But that- but that would be stealing!

    Okay, well yes, you are a thief. No scratch that. Your professional career is in High Stakes Art Appropriation. It’s a cutthroat business, metaphorically speaking.

    Nicking paintings from famous museums isn’t exactly righteous, but it’s free to view in the first place, the art belongs to the public and you’re a member of the public yourself, yeah? Plus thievery leads to more guards hired and better security tech developed, thereby contributing to the growth of the economy, and the betterment of the nation is in the public interest etc etc.

    Stealing a goose from a small storeowner on Christmas Eve? Well that would just be heartless! And you are /on break/

    Besides you're not stupid, the guy is like right behind you.



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  2. 12-28-2011, 11:32 PM #2
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    Re: Canada Goose Sale

    > Punch the black one.
    Yo, I got a new signature.
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  3. 12-28-2011, 11:45 PM #3
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    Re: Canada Goose Sale

    The one off-panel.
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  4. 12-28-2011, 11:52 PM #4
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    Re: Canada Goose Sale

    Quote Originally Posted by Chwoka View Post
    The one off-panel.
    That one? But it has two heads!
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  5. 12-29-2011, 12:06 AM #5
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    Re: Canada Goose Sale

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    The one off-panel.
    That one? But it has two heads!
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  6. 12-30-2011, 05:17 PM #6
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    Re: Canada Goose Sale

    the one off-panel, that is 20 feet tall.
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  7. 12-30-2011, 07:26 PM #7
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    Re: Canada Goose Sale

    > Get the one that Large Otis revealed.
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  8. 12-30-2011, 10:28 PM #8
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    Re: Canada Goose Sale

    Get the lonely one that the others don't like.
    In this Spoiler is my dark collection of black magic, Opening it releases the forces of light and dar- ...You misclicked on it didn't you.
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    Re: Canada Goose Sale

    Quote Originally Posted by Chwoka View Post
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    The one off-panel.
    That one? But it has two heads!
    "I am sorry, but it breaths fire, you wouldn't want it"
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  10. 01-03-2012, 07:44 PM #10
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    Re: Canada Goose Sale

    Quote Originally Posted by Ianflow View Post
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    The one off-panel.
    That one? But it has two heads!
    "I am sorry, but it breaths fire, you wouldn't want it"
    No, that's the one with three heads and a scaly complexion.

    >the cheapest one you got
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  11. 01-03-2012, 08:22 PM #11
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    Re: Canada Goose Sale

    No, not the cheapest. The second cheapest. That way, you don't look like a total spendthrift.
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  12. 01-03-2012, 09:54 PM #12
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    Quote Originally Posted by greenMachine View Post
    No, that's the one with three heads and a scaly complexion.
    > Get the dragongoose right this instant.
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  13. 01-13-2012, 09:19 AM #13
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    Re: Canada Goose Sale

    I'm seconding this command.
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  14. 01-13-2012, 09:57 AM #14
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    Re: Canada Goose Sale

    You might want to remove the links from the quote, SNeakyRobot. I know how this thread got it's epic start, but if you keep the links in the quote, you're letting them win. :P
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    Re: Canada Goose Sale

    Quote Originally Posted by greenMachine View Post
    You might want to remove the links from the quote, SNeakyRobot. I know how this thread got it's epic start, but if you keep the links in the quote, you're letting them win. :P
    Here's what you should probably do:
    1) Remove the links.
    2) Report.
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  16. 06-07-2012, 12:16 PM #16
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    Re: Canada Goose Sale



    "YOUR FINEST GOOSE GOOD SIR/MADAM (political correctness is always important)"
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