No Way Back

[Naristar]

take a couple of feathers from your bird friend and fashion some fashionable eyebrows

[King of Clubs]

> Use the feathers.



You can't do it. You cannot hurt that poor little bird.

> Use the candles.



> Hat: Materialize out of nowhere.



Great, now your golem looks like a dapper gentleman.



Nonetheless you decide to remove the beard. It makes you a bit... uncomfortable. You also store the hat in your inventory. It might be useful later.

> Tir: Be somebody else(?)



Suddenly you have the possibility to stop being yourself. You can either be the old guy or the cerulean haired beauty, but you can also stay yourself a bit longer.

[Kocel232]

Goddamn Nazis, soiling what would be other-wise fashionable facial hair styles. Oh well.

>Put the hat back on the golem, it's just not right otherwise. Then, proceed to be the Old Guy.

[SNeakyRobot]

> Beauty

[King of Clubs]

More than a week has passed since the last update and I'm starting to think about abandoning this adventure. I do have plenty ideas for No Way Back, but that's exactly the problem: I planned too many things and I just realized that I would rather like to write an adventure that leaves these decisions to the readers. Unfortunately I already introduced some concepts and characters that are part of these ideas and just abandoning the ideas would either be impossible or basically the same thing as starting a new adventure. So the best way to correct this mistake would apparently be the start of a new adventure. On the other hand I put at least a little effort into this and it would be stupid to throw everything away on a whim. That's why I am not sure if it would be better to start something new or to continue No Way Back and hope that I will regain my motivation.

[Naristar]

whatever makes you feel best but I wish you would continue!

[King of Clubs]

I finally made my decision. I started a new adventure and I will continue this one nonetheless. The next update will happen this week.

[Kocel232]

Well, okay, man. Regardless, you let us force the protagonist to break his hand, so whatever you decided to do would be fine by me.

[King of Clubs]

> Be somebody else!



You are now the old beauty mage on your quest in cubeland. What are you going to do?

[SNeakyRobot]

> Jump off and see which gravity source pulls you the strongest.

[HEROLogan]

>Get the red spherical object

[Kocel232]

Beauty Mage: Harness the dark powers of Cubism.

[Naristar]

Leap frog from one block to the other!

[SkyKat]

Examine red floating orb thingie

[King of Clubs]

> Leapfrog from one block to the other!



Why would you do that? As a master of mind magic you are granted the ability to fly while visiting a mind and thus you are no longer bound to the restrictions of gravity.

> Fly toward the red spherical object.



That was your plan. Unfortunately the red orb is not very small and near, but rather big and far away. This is going to be a long journey.

[SNeakyRobot]

> Go really fast.

[Naristar]

> Go really fast.

yes Fart for a burst of speed!!!

[Kocel232]

>Play a travel game to pass the time. I suggest the one where you try to spot something for every letter of the alphabet.

[HEROLogan]

>Eat a sandwich to keep your energy up

[OneQuarterPower]

>Use weird mind shit to get there faster.