Pumpkins

[Fantasyguy]

BOOM!

[snuffysam]

Examine effects of explosion.

[Fantasyguy]

Examine effects of explosion.

It really upset the earth team. Good, you don't really like them.

You wonder what caused it...

[snuffysam]

> How do you know that the Earth team is upset?

[Fantasyguy]

> How do you know that the Earth team is upset?
Lots of yelling.

[snuffysam]

> Yell at the resonant frequency of the bars. Humans will generally mimic what they hear. If you get the whole Earth team yelling the same frequency, the bars will shatter.

[Fantasyguy]

> Yell at the resonant frequency of the bars. Humans will generally mimic what they hear. If you get the whole Earth team yelling the same frequency, the bars will shatter.

You think about doing that, but then somebody walks up.

[snuffysam]

What's this dude's name?

[Fantasyguy]

What's this dude's name?

-CONVERSATION LOG-
Berry: So uh, what's your name?
???: Shut up I'm thinking.

[snuffysam]

> Think HARDER.

[Fantasyguy]

> Think HARDER.

-CONVERSATION LOG-
???: Aha! I got it.
Berry: Got what, exactly?
???: How to get you out.
Berry: Oh, goody!
Berry: But may I ask who you are?
???: Me?
???: I'm the Sun Guardian.
Berry: Oh, cool!
Berry: So how are you going to get me out?
SG: The Metal Guardian can bend this stuff and help you get out.
SG: If only he would hurry the fuck up.

[acerPandoren]

> Ask why the Sun Guardian is helping you

[snuffysam]

Clearly the Guardians are seperate from the teams and are trying to turn the tide against the evil pumpkins or something.

> Sonny G, which is now your name: Melt the bars. You've got the SUN on your side.

[Fantasyguy]

> Sunny G, which is now your name: Melt the bars. You've got the SUN on your side.

No, no, it doesn't work that way. The Earth Team designed this metal to be nearly indestructible, you could toss it into the center of the earth and it wouldn't melt.
-CONVERSATION LOG-
Sunny: By the way, call me Sunny.
Berry: Okay~
You could melt it, but then you would be so exhausted that you would promptly fall into a coma lasting several days.
>Berry: Ask why the Sun Guardian is helping you

-CONVERSATION LOG-
Berry: Why are you even helping me?
Sunny: I'll let the Light Guardian explain that. She's better at this stuff than I am.
Berry: Oh, okay~

[snuffysam]

> What can the Light Guardian do that you can't?

[Fantasyguy]

> What can the Light Guardian do that you can't?

-CONVERSATION LOG-
Berry: What can the Light Guardian do that you can't?
Sunny: Enlighten people, I guess.
Sunny: Mostly explaining stuff, which goes along with the whole enlightening thing.

[snuffysam]

> Guardians: Arrive already.

[Fantasyguy]

> Guardians: Arrive already.

-CONVERSATION LOG-
Sunny: Finally!
???: Hey, it could've taken much longer, I had to fight a Controlled Pumpkin.
Berry: Controlled?
Sunny: Yes, controlled.
Sunny: Anyway, hurry the fuck up and bend these bars.
???: Yes, mother.

Before we continue, this guy needs a name. What will it be?

[snuffysam]

Nick Ferrum.

Also what gender is Sunny?

[Fantasyguy]

Nick Ferrum.

Alright.
What gender is Sunny?
He's a guy, sorry I didn't make it clear.

[snuffysam]

Sunny is a girl's name...
That's why I gave him Sonny.

[Fantasyguy]

Sunny is a girl's name...
That's why he's always frowning.

[snuffysam]

Ah.
> Nick: Get her out of there already.

[Fantasyguy]

> Nick: Get her out of there already.

You are now Henry.

[snuffysam]

> Did you try picking up the box yet?