Let me tell you about it.

[shinyjiggly]

Let me tell you about it.

Another uneventful day with no school in front and behind you, you are seriously bored. You're currently standing in your room wearing a comfy pair of misprinted gym shorts and one of your cool shirts. There seems to be nothing to do at the moment or the moment before.
Wait a minute, what was your name again?


(there's now a mirror! Look at this adventure in its full parallel glory!)

[whimsicalGuru]

>Avery Macintosh

[Entilliumn]

Madam S. inglesock

[shinyjiggly]

>Avery Macintosh

Avery Macintosh? isn't that, like an old lady name? Wait, that is your name! How could you have such an idiotic brainfart as to forget your own name? Especially because of all the "I'm a Mac" jokes that everyone used pull on you in middle school (even though you use a PC...). But now isn't the time for a dumb OS argument.

>Stop looking so dumb and scribbly.

You happen to kind of like the "dumb and scribbly look", thank you very much. Anyways, most of the lack of quality can be attributed to not having a tablet yet.

Man, you could do some awesome stuff with a tablet right now...

[Entilliumn]

Take off single sock
Equip as weapon.

[whimsicalGuru]

>Make your bed and clean up a little. Your room is so messy!
or
>Speaking of computers.... I wonder who's online?

[shinyjiggly]

>Take off single sock
Equip as weapon.

Your right sock?

But why use that when you can use your fake leg instead? It even has its own sock!
Then again, you have no need to use your fake leg as a weapon right now so I guess the sock should do well for now.
Now that you have that figured out, what should you do?

EDIT: I got ninja'd by somebody, expect another update really soon.

[shinyjiggly]

>Speaking of computers.... I wonder who's online?

You check Skype and Pesterchum to see who's on. Pesterchum has absolutely nobody because you never added anyone. Skype has all of your Mario Paint Composer buddies. It looks like some people are online! You chatted with some of them for a couple minutes, but it wasn't very active. A chat just isn't all that fun without something to talk about.

[Naristar]

Jump on the bed and say the pledge of alligence
Or barring that
Look forward to dinner time!!

[Slogbait]

most of the lack of quality can be attributed to not having a tablet yet.

LACK OF TABLET IS NO EXCUSE!

>Learn the ways of the mouse and/or touchpad.

[whimsicalGuru]

>A stranger starts talking to you via pesterchum... even though that's REALLY CREEPY, you don't seem to mind! You wonder what he wants?

[shinyjiggly]

>Learn the ways of the mouse and/or touchpad.
You're trying! But soon enough, that tablet that you ordered online a week ago (because the store didn't actually carry them in the store...<_<) should arrive. The mail never fails, right?

>A stranger starts talking to you via pesterchum...
...you wish. Though if you add a bunch of people, maybe a stranger might be in the mix that would want to talk to you? Either way, you don't use Pesterchum that much.
The door opens...


it's your little brother... again.
>Jump on the bed and say the pledge of alligence

and of course, he goes straight for the bed. Why can't he just jump on his own bed?

Since verbal yelling does nothing against him, you'll have to resort to other measures.

[Slogbait]

>Summon Rufio.

[Klinkplink]

>force feed brother the creeper

[shinyjiggly]

>force feed brother the creeper

in a burst of raeg, you attempt to shove your creeper plushie into his mouth. You're worried that he might choke on it so you opt for something different.
>Summon Rufio.
You're not exactly sure how to summon an imaginary being, but you try anyways by drawing a pentagram on a piece of paper. You also placed one of your hairs in the middle for good measure.

wait, what's this?

That isn't Rufio, that's the dog. Stupid Rufio, stop being fake already!
Now what?

[Naristar]

Wonder how a Dog got into your house you don't own a dog

[shinyjiggly]

> ...

Your little brother seems enthralled by the wiggling motion of the dog's tail. You still wish that he would just get out of your room.

WHAT?! This isn't your dog! It's some sort of demonic dog! What should you do?

[Naristar]

Start chucking things

[whimsicalGuru]

>Throw your creeper dolls at it. See if it goes away.
>Ignore it... see if it goes away.
>Feed him... your BROTHER!! >

[Slogbait]

>Sit on the dog.

>Name the dog Ruffio.

[shinyjiggly]

>Receive tablet
From across time and space, for what seems like an eternal wait, your tablet arrives!

And now suddenly everything just took a giant dip in quality.

I guess that's what happens when you haven't used a tablet in at least a year's time...
>Throw little brother at dog

You throw your little brother towards the scary-looking dog in a combined attempt to get him out of your room and as a useful projectile.

WAIT!!!

Also, don't go easy on the ratings! We don't want you to be overpowered! Ratings are always from 1-7, 1 being really lame and meh, 2 being kinda lame, 3 being somewhat mediocre, 4 being okay, 5 being pretty good, and 7 being totally awesome and amazing. Scores may also be done in negative numbers to indicate ironic horrible awesomeness separate from the regular score as well.

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(For a moment there I thought that this thread would succumb to the deep sinking sand at the bottom of the cradle! Thanks for continuing to read this, guys!)

[Naristar]

I would rate the toss of the brother as a solid 5.5
Though I must say that for a moment there it looked like she had a beard
Quick throw something else

[shinyjiggly]

>Little Brother: Land!

Looks like your tossing abilities are getting better. You managed to throw that 50-pound weight all the way to the doorway and hit the dog. It seems like only yesterday when you couldn't even lift up a gallon of milk...

You look onward at the damage and suddenly the area around your mouth feels funny.

It occurs to you that you have somehow become the bearded lady!

[Laito~Skye]

>Use your trusty shaving knife to get rid of this nasty beard!
Then throw the knife at it!

[shinyjiggly]

>Quick, fetch a razor or something!

Fearing for your face, you dash out of your room towards the bathroom.