Three Wishes

[snuffysam]

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A king falls from power and goes through many shenanigans to regain his throne. Three wishes are given to the player often throughout the story, so don't worry if you miss out on the original three. You still have a big chance to change the story's outcome!

Hello there! I am the GENIE of the LAMP!
You can make any THREE WISHES! Any at all!
Well, what are you waiting for? Go ahead!

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A third adventure? What on Earth am I thinking?
Anyway, you heard him. Get wishing!
First three comments will be chosen as the wishes. One wish per user.
Basically, this will decide what the rest of the adventure will be about.
It's improv!

[Wessolf27]

> I wish to be able to shift my form into anything I want to be!

[whimsicalGuru]

>Shoes

[apatheticEnigma]

> World domination.

[snuffysam]

Good! One, two, three, and...




You are now a pair of SHOES. Well, not really. You are actually a SHAPESHIFTER, disguised as a pair of SHOES.
You have recently used your amazing powers of SHAPESHIFTING to threaten the UNITED NATIONS. And now you're ruler of the EARTH! It's funny how things work out.
What do you do?

[Chwoka]

i wish i wish i was a fish

edit: i was going to change this to a different suggestion but yeah, turn into a fish that breathes air when somebody tries to wear you. it'll be hilarious.

[Kíeros]

i wish i wish i was a fish

edit: i was going to change this to a different suggestion but yeah, turn into a fish that breathes air when somebody tries to wear you. it'll be hilarious.

Sure, go ahead and do this. That is, after of course, threatening to turn into [insert person that most of the internet hates, like Rebecca Black or Edward Sparklyvampire] if the world does not pay you ten million dollars.

[snuffysam]

Suddenly, one of your PAGES walks in. He asks if you're ready for the ROYAL BATH.


He notices what he believes to be your ROYAL SHOES just sitting there on the throne.


Well, it can't hurt to try them on, can it?


Just have to reach over... and...

[Kíeros]

And by fish, I think he meant air and water breathing shark.

[snuffysam]

Your PAGE runs away!
Mission accomplished!
Although you were looking forward to that ROYAL BATH...

[Chwoka]

Reveal yourself to have been the throne all along.

[snuffysam]

Ha ha! You never had a throne! You were the throne the whole time!
We are all blown away by this astonishing revelation.
...
So...
What do you propose to do about this?

[Chwoka]

> Split into two. Life is boring, you need an evil twin!

[Askia]

shapeshift into a dragon and raid villages for no reason

[KawaiiMelon]

Shapeshift into a genie's lamp forever, and then when one of your pages rub you, give him three wishes.

[Wessolf27]

> Move your body towards your Royal Bath! Onwards!

[snuffysam]

You concentrate with all your might and split into two seperate beings. The SHARK-HALF is the EVIL TWIN version of you, because let's face it, did you really think the THRONE-HALF would be evil?


You tell your EVIL TWIN that he can go do whatever he wants, and you will run the EARTH as its RULER.


He morphs into a DRAGON and burst through the roof. Oh boy, you are not going to hear the end of this.


You decide to shape-shift into a MAGIC LAMP for the fun of it. You better go find some PAGE to rub you. Oh boy, that would be the BEST PRANK EVER!


...and what better place to get yourself RUBBED than at the ROYAL BATH? You doubt there is any.

[Kaynato]

Wait for a servant.

It'll be soon.

[snuffysam]

One of your PAGES comes up. He's still a bit spooked by the SHARK incident, but he has been convinced by his COMRADES that it was probably due to LACK OF SLEEP on his part.
He is here to royally wash your ROYAL BACK, when he notices a MAGIC LAMP on the ground.




"Hello there! I am the GENIE of the LAMP! You can have any THREE WISHES. Now, what is your first WISH?"

[Kíeros]

>Grant the wishes in the most literal, inane, against intention forms possible e.g.: "I wish I had a sandwich" results in something like "a sandwich filled with ricin being dropped on his head in a safe at terminal velocity".

[Kaynato]

Genie: Do not actually understand the Page's language! Be completely dysfunctional.

[snuffysam]

You are not in control of the GENIE! That appears to be an ACTUAL GENIE.
This really is the BEST PRANK EVER. Whoever is pranking you is doing an amazing job.

[Kaynato]

Suddenly, change form to CYANIDE FUMES.

Enter PAGE.

[youdont12know]

Suddenly, change form to CYANIDE FUMES.

Enter GENIE.

FTFY

[Xander]

Wish for more genies.