
Originally Posted by
newbonomicon
I remember the classic games, where dying set your console on fire and some guy would come over and punch you in the face. And this was before microtransactions, so you had to put in a mail order to get the next digit in the password for your level, which was on fire and came with a punch in the face. And instead of controllers, we had to use a pile of razor blades that were on fire and could punch you in the face. And when you won, instead of creating a universe and becoming a god, you got a congratulations screen that was on fire and punched you in the face. And you know what the games were about? GOOD HYGIENE, that's what.