Adventurers Misfortune

[Dar'Joras]

Your a young Adventurer who finally arrived in the town where most adventurers start their Journey for adventures. It doesn't have a real name but most people call it Goodfornothin Town.

Now your standing there on the street but...who are you?

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In this adventure i want you guys to get this lil fellow a quest ( i'll think of one don't worry) or just try to show him how much of a dick life can be, or at least i will try to do so *grin*. YOUR quest as the readers is to keep him out of trouble if possible(hehehe),try to make a great adventurer out of him and maybe the next hero of the kingdom or you end up killing him, depends on how things will turn out >: D

[HEROLogan]

>Solid Snake.

[Naristar]

Van Halen

[King of Clubs]

> Nathan Stormbreath

[Kíeros]

> Awesome McBadass-Savant.

[apatheticEnigma]

Chase Shin-kicker.

[Dar'Joras]

>Solid Snake.

> Awesome McBadass-Savant.

Chase Shin-kicker.

NO

well but i guess if we play a bit with these names and mix em

ChaseAwesomeSolidVanNathan StormbreathShin-kickerHalenMcBadass-SavantSnake
... taht's not working...
hmm how about
"Snake" Nathan Van Stormkicker... nah
Nathan Van Halen...

???:sounds good

Allright!
NAME: Nathan Van Halen
OCCUPATION: Rookie Adventurer

...what now?

there is "Ye good youn shop" and the Tavern "Teh ugly Stick"... someone really misspelled that i think...

[Naristar]

lets go get a drink at the tavern

[King of Clubs]

> Check your inventory. Do you have any money?

[apatheticEnigma]

> Buy some youn.

[Dar'Joras]

> Check your inventory. Do you have any money?

You Check your Inventory and the number of Christalshards(CS), the local currency.

netxt to the equipment you have on you have:
a Dagger
two feathers
one Health Potion
some Shades(?)
and a Not from your Master( he must have slipped it into your pocket when you didn't watch

> Buy some youn.

you could go to the Shop and buy some "youn" what ever that's suppose to be or..

lets go get a drink at the tavern

you could go into "teh ugly Stick" and get yourself some booze

or something else?

[Askia]

> go kill low lvl slime, or get a quest to enter the sewer

[King of Clubs]

> Enter the tavern and ask for an obligatory rat quest.

[tinytoxin]

Enter the tavern, definitely. You seem like the kind of person who likes a drink before an adventure.

[WeaselExorcist]

Into the tavern!

[Naristar]

Fix the tavern sign!

[Dar'Joras]

Enter the tavern, definitely. You seem like the kind of person who likes a drink before an adventure.

Into the tavern!

You Enter the Tavern known as teh ugly stick.

as you stand adventurer-like in the door you see only a drunktard lying under the only table, a guy in a cloak who's face is hidden except for a giant masklike grin and the oh GOD IS THAT AN OGRE?! ah no it's just the barkeep. And damn this guy is BIG

Fix the tavern sign!

> go kill low lvl slime, or get a quest to enter the sewer

> Enter the tavern and ask for an obligatory rat quest.

after your slight missunderstanding, that only happend in your mind (luckily).
You go to the keep.

up close you notice that he is REALLY BIG.

Nathan: Oy Barkeep, i need some booze and i mean the strong stuff!
you say and look up to him.
you also add: "And im lookin for some quest, nothin big yet killin some sluggers (slimes creatures of this world are called sluggers), rats or cleaning the sewers or some stuff like that.... oh and your sign is kinda broken if you want i repair that. and maybe correct the misspelling"

The Barkeep looks down on you and raised an eyebrow

Barkeep: Lisn nub kiddoh, i onle have one kind of booz an dat stuff is the hart one. wood make 10 shards per bottl.
I dun think any one wood get a kid leik you fer killin sum ratz and if you asg me a slugger wood ee-t you in no tiem.
And waht was that whit ma sign? it's de wee it sud be. butt if you realle want a adventurer jop you could go and crak some bungabeetles up fer me if ya do dat you get sum booze fer free. You culd also ask that cloakd dud, he mighd has a jop or how do you atventurar call it? quezt fer ya. Teh old fard in de sop has a jop for you fer sure.

[HEROLogan]

>Go into the back alleys and mug people for cash and valuables.

[WeaselExorcist]

> ask where the bungabeetles are
> ask hooded man "fer quezt"

[Loather of Irk]

Sell your headband for quick cash and use the cash to buy a broken bottle to slay the bungabeetles.

[For No Reason]

>Save game. kill everyone. steal everything

[Naristar]

The quest sounds the most interesting

[Dar'Joras]

Sell your headband for quick cash and use the cash to buy a broken bottle to slay the bungabeetles.

Ugh! There are two VERY good reason you can't do that.
Reason one is that this headband was given to you by your master and it is important to you.
Reason two is you acidently spilled some elixier of bonding on it before you put it on and can't take it off anymore (that's also the reason why there is a lock next to it in the inventory )

> ask where the bungabeetles are

You go to the ridiculously big Barkeep and ask him.
Barkeep: Well ay guess some will be close to dat old Felnari chapel butt sum can bee fhound in big piles of garbage too sumtims. OH reminds me Brin me about 5 or so thought teh moa teh mary-a.

The quest sounds the most interesting

> ask hooded man "fer quezt"

You walk up on the Cloaked Person to ask it about the quest before you go and crack open some Bungabeetles.
Nathan: Hey You. I was told to have something for me.
Cloak:(in ryhms and some sort of singing) Greetings my friend.
Cloak: what may you wish?
Cloak: a QUEST perhaps?
Cloak: or just a fish?
Nathan: Mmh yea right i rather take the quest, thanks.
Cloak: a Quest you wish
Cloak: a Quest i have
Cloak: of importance
Cloak: quite high
Cloak: retrieve a tome
Cloak: from being vile
Cloak: or else we may ALL DIE
Nathan: Oh man, now THAT sounds like a quest for me.
Nathan: So you want me to get your tome back?
Cloak: A Tome, a Key
Cloak: from one like me
Cloak: and also a Chaos eye
Cloak: collect all these
Cloak: and bring them to me
Cloak: and people will pry
Cloak: for you a hero
Cloak: great and known
Cloak:as noone was before
Cloak:but may you fail
Cloak: the end is nigh
Cloak: and we all
Cloak: will
Cloak: die
Cloak: andyouwillalsodieaVERYpainfulandembarassingdeath
Cloak: nehehehehehehehehehehe
Nathan: Ooooo~kay. SO i'll be really famous when i take care of this?
Cloak: you won't die either
Cloak: but beware of the Leader
Nathan: Leader?
Cloak: Don't worry yet
Cloak:there is a bet
Cloak:they haven't started to move
Cloak:but when you start you shouldn't sway or else you will lose
Cloak: in other words,
Cloak:(not in ryhms but still in some singing way) just when you start
Cloak: to gather all that is
Cloak: don't stop, make haste
Cloak: and let no one in path stay
Cloak: for they won't let the things where they were if you wait to long

Cloak: (normaly said) if you don't gather the stuff in one run they will start moving the shit some other place and it will be harder for you..
Nathan: Aaaaaah now i get it.

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Hey its nice that it has pictures at all
I say to hell with consistancey
if you wanna throw a color our way
then do it!

well that works too
you know i think you can acually ignore this i will do full color when you enter situations that have to do with the plot i planned out (taht being said there are several plots next to the mainplot >:]

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Allright guys it took me soem damn time with my crappy computer (the wohle day infact) but i did something new, nice and SHINY
FULL COLOR!
but im not sure if i should use it (thought it would be a waste) so i wondered.. Would you prefer a fullcolor story (it will take much longer due bad machinery to do so thought) OR keep it black and white with some highlighting here and there (as we have it now, hope you enjoyed the greenish yellow stains under the arms of the keep XD) also would be nice to get a lil bit feedback on this so far cause im not very sure im doing good or bad at it (art, writing style what ever comes to you mind)
well it's up to you now what pic i will post after a few comments so the faster you post the faster we can go on in the story

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[Naristar]

Hey its nice that it has pictures at all
I say to hell with consistancey
if you wanna throw a color our way
then do it!

[WeaselExorcist]

handle the Bungabeetles first. Your throat needs wetting.