EQUIQUEST: 2010: CON YA DIGGIT? (were still here, we apologize)

[wolftamer9]

Oh my god, I missed so much over the weekend. I wonder why it was called the Boston Strangler.

Anyway,
> Kanaya: Do the Spin Dash. Be the Hedgehog.

[crash826]

> But...

WHAT HAPPENED TO ROBO-RADIA?

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Oh yeah you guys should totally check out the first page again there's something Trishcool there to admire)

> Nepeta: The fuck was all that.



Your friends went into the Texas Mountains or something to bunk with Rose and brown hunksicle and some troll who eats sammiches and the police are targeting her and Rose keeps a dead cat in her house and we learned about Andrew and action and aliens and the Ghostbusters and in the future Aradia entered the story also. This isn't good news.

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Well ladies, I would say that this is as good a time as any to begin the, shall I say, Lightning Round of the Deathstuck board game.
NEPETA: theres rounds now?
KANAYA: I Am As Fast As Lightning Do I Win
No, I'm afraid you do not.

[S] [o] Explain.

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At this impasse you are both given only ten more rounds of child-being until the game is over.
At that point if you cannot name the Gold Friend and Silver Friend, then you must play the penalty game.
NEPETA: you never said anything about a penalty game before
NEPETA: whatre you tryin to pull you bastard
Oh Handmaid, could you please show the guests what I mean?

> Kanaya: Do the Spin Dash.

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If you are unable to win, then your lives are forfeit and I shall place you both into the face cubes.
That entails hanging in those boxes with your faces hanging out.
Those luscious, luscious faces.
KANAYA: Ow
NEPETA: aaaaaahhhh!! sexual pervert!! youre a sexual pervert!!
NEPETA: the fuck is up with you?!
KANAYA: Then Wait What's Up With Robo-Radia

> Aradia: What's the deal?



You are now Aradia Hussie in the NEAR FUTURE. You are overwhelmed with an outrageous amount of FEAR, PAIN and LOVE. Just the fact that Equius is nearby is making you feel EMBARRASSED, and yet LIVID at that selfsame fact.

Somehow you can FLOAT. That's NEW. You never expected to be a SPRITE. And a ROBOT. You're that too, and yet explosively VIOLENT THOUGHTS are crossing your mind continuously as SAPPHIRE BLOOD flows through your heart. Robot heart. Ghost robot heart.

This really sucks. You wanna go home. You're tired of being a robot Aradia. But the hat is nice.

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One down, nine turns to go.
NEPETA: dammit!!!
NEPETA: kanaya we have to use our thoughts on this thing
NEPETA: the way youre playing well be offered up to the dick cueball gods
KANAYA: Oh
KANAYA: Y
KANAYA: Youre Right
KANAYA: I Dont Wanna Go To The Cube
KANAYA: Save Me Nep
KANAYA: Unckie Scratch Is Going Too Far
NEPETA: going too far? he's already been done gone done far!
NEPETA: oh god
NEPETA: so this is why were in his house (:<<
NEPETA: howd we even GET here again
KANAYA: Cause Hes Magic
Next decision, mademoiselles?

[Flairina]

Hey, it's SMT: SJ! I'm playing that right now!

This game is like Calvinball if you mixed in omniscient tv. Scrath is just making this up as he goes along, isn't he?

I... honestly have no commands at this point.

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Hey, it's SMT: SJ! I'm playing that right now!

This game is like Calvinball if you mixed in omniscient tv. Scrath is just making this up as he goes along, isn't he?

Oh gosh! We've had that game for a while and didn't know if other people did too! Frost Ace is awesome. Also all the bosses cheat... stupid MegaTen bosses...

And yes, Doc Scratch is making it up as he goes so as to be the creepiest character in Homestuck. In his Calvinball, his head is the ball. It's best if you play it more like rollerball though, and with a bat!

> Kanaya: Be WQ.



Despite all common logic, you are now WQ. Right now, you are in the HOUSTON NATIONAL HOSPITAL in ROOM 18%. Some FIRE HYDRANT bumped into your CAR while you were LOOKING FOR YOUR DAUGHTER, and even though you don't know you broke any bones, you DIDN'T FEEL LIKE GETTING UP SOONER. Also because your BODY HURTS. CONSIDERABLY. Also your LEGS.

The place reeks of ammonia. The man across the hall died about ten minutes ago. Fireflies dance outside the window which is sort of nice though. Your LEGS still really HURTd. You shouldn't be STANDING.

Enter name.

[blargh]

Whitney Qston

[OrangeAipom]

SILVER FRIEND

[Flairina]

The Pouting One.

[Trish]

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No! No! No! None of these things are your name! As much as you would love to be someone's SILVER FRIEND, that name is JUST NOT HAPPENING.

> Fine, White Queen. You do it.



There. That's a whole lot better.

Your name is WAFFY QSTON. You are a RESPONSIBLE MOTHER with a LOVING DAUGHTER. Your interests include MILD PARTYING, LONG WALKS ON THE BEACH, FOOD & FUN, ONLINE GAMES, QUICK VICTUALS, and MOTHERHOOD. You're ONE OF THE BEST MOTHERS. In fact, you're SO DAMN GOOD AT IT that the moment you realized that your DAUGHTER, whose real name is unknown to you at present but whose initials are PM, had gone MISSING, you decided to travel all the way to Houston from your hometown of MASSACHUSETTS to try and SEE HER. Unfortunately your LOVING FAT HUSBAND, WHITE KING OR SOMETHING, couldn't come along for the ride, on account of him THROWING SO MANY WIIILD COLLEGE PARTIES.

But what you should REALLY TRY to do is GET OFFA THEM LEGS, because STANDING ON ACHING LEGS is something that KARKATS and BIG IDIOTS do, SO WE THINK YOU SHOULD STOP STANDING AND BEING AN IDIOT!!

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We didn't mean it that way.

We just think that standing on broken legs in not the key to a healthy lifestyle.

> Waffy: Receive visitor.



Ah! Just your luck. SOME HOSPITAL GUY appears with a nice WHEELCHAIR. He looks a little worried. He says you shouldn't be out and about like this, no sirree, not in your condition. Least you can do, he figures, is give you a little vehicle with which to wreak your mindless havoc.

You pout at him a little. It seems to scare him.

He says he'll leave the wheelchair in here and let you do as you may.

That's good news for you, because this hospital dum-basses don't know a thing about partying. However, you're thankful for the gift.

Waffy: Enter chair.



HELL YEAH! THINK OF ALL THE SMOOTHIES YOU COULD SCORE WITH THESE HOT WHEELS!

You feel as if you could ride the world.

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(Well We got a junior hellraiser right here@)





Q-Q-Q-QRASH



WQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQ*!!

(*: woo)

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Your abnormally high PARTYING attribute has caused yet another DISASTER. Hopefully the workers in this place will be none the wis



Maybe it'll go out on its own.

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Oh shQit! It's the hospital guys again. You bet they've never had a single DAIRY QUEEN sundae in their lives. They are just no fun.

You've lost track of how many times they've caught you partying with EXCESSIVE MILDNESS in these halls. Can't afford to be caught again!

Waffy: Time to JET!





In an effort to avoid THE MAN, you wheel toward the hospital's MAIN LOBBY of the Houston National Hospital, and somehow end up behind ANOTHER HOSPITAL GUY. You're getting fed up with seeing so many HOSPITAL GUYS. Well, them and DEADS IN BEDS.

The hospital guy in front of you seems to be talking to someone on the other side!

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HOSPITAL GUY: Ma'am, are you visiting?
???: Y8s, I 8m.
HOSPITAL GUY: I need to see some paperwork.
???: 8'm h8r8 8o s88 s8me8n8 I 8now.
HOSPITAL GUY: I need to see some paperwork.
???: O8, r8th8, w8ul8 l8ke to kn8.
HOSPITAL GUY: I need to see some paperwork.
???: Th8s i8 8 v8ry i8po8t8nt m8er.
HOSPITAL GUY: I n8 to se8 s8m8 p8perw8rk.
???: 8nd I n8 to s8e s8m8 n8w b8bi8s.
HOSPITAL GUY: No you don't. Do I need to call security?
???: No you 8on'8.
HOSPITAL GUY: I'm...pretty sure I do.
???: W8y i8 th8?
HOSPITAL GUY: Babies don't get guests.
???: Wh8 if I w8r8 to t8ll y8u...th8 a b8by wa8 w8ing on m8...an8 8t w8s ins8de my st8m8ch.
HOSPITAL GUY: Well, I guess we can get you to the Maternity Ward--
???: No, I d8n'8 w8nn8 g8t 8nv8lv8d in 8ll th8 t8pe of m8ss. I 8o8't h8v8 8 l8t o8 t8me ton8, s8 j8st g8 m8 to a st8m8ch p8mp.
???: W8 c8n s8y I eight 8 b8by.
HOSPITAL GUY: Ma'am that's disgusting!
???: G8dn8ss, I d8dn'8 R8LLY 8at a b8by, sill8! I ju8t wan8 y8u to l8 m8 8n th8 h8spit8 w8th fr8e r8ign!
HOSPITAL GUY: Um security, can we get somebody down to the front desk?

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ARANEA: H8w abo8t th8t 8a8y?
HOSPITAL GUY: Which baby?
ARANEA: Th8 8vergr8wn 888y r8 8eh8nd y8u.

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If these emoticons don't catch on, SO HELP ME.

Also, if you wish you can suggest which Deathstuck character we can be after this segment, or suggest FOR this segment, or request to go to the break room or shop in the near future, so there.

[OrangeAipom]

So Is The Eights Girl The Gold Friend?

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So Is The Eights Girl The Gold Friend?

Sorry, but Aranea is the Cobalt Cid and Waffy is the Pearl Jam, also known as two of the Bronze Knights. But they aren't Friends.

[Flairina]

WQ: Be the big baby. (Interpret this as you may.)

[OrangeAipom]

Sorry, but Aranea is the Cobalt Cid and Waffy is the Pearl Jam, also known as two of the Bronze Knights. But they aren't Friends.

Why Is This Game So Hard

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I'm sorry, Kanaya. It's not your fault that you're stupid.
I Wish I Were Smart

But honestly I just busted out laughing at that comment.

[Trish]

> Waffy: Be the big baby.



Aaaaaaaaaw, "be the big baby" as in "you're so beautiful you look like a big baby"? That's so niiiiiiiice!

However, this stunning development also means that you have been caught! You think that this is very bad news!

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WAFFY: Ignore me@ for ]II[ Was never truly here@@@
HOSPITAL GUY: Aren't you the partying hellraiser who's been running and tripping around the hospital all night?
WAFFY: Goo goo gaa gaa no ]II['m a Qeautiful baby@-+?o
ARANEA: Wh8's th8t a8out th8s b88y p8rty8n8?
WAFFY: Are you about to call security on me too@-+?o
WAFFY: Because if you are ]II['d like to be getting the heck out of here@
HOSPITAL GUY: Denied. The records say you're in critical condition and can't be removed from this hospital without a family member.
WAFFY: Can ]II[ phone my daughter PM@-+?o
HOSPITAL GUY: Ma'am, that doesn't sound like anybody's real name to me.
WAFFY: Well@@@her real name is@@@oh@dang@]II[ must've forgot @ her name@!@!@!
ARANEA: If I may intrude!
ARANEA: 8'd l8k8 to kn8w yo8r n8m8, M8. M.
WAFFY: Actually it's Ms. Waffy Qston@ It's just my daughter's last name start With an M@
ARANEA: I s8e...s8 w8 b8th h8v8 g8ps i8 8ur f8mil8s.
WAFFY: Did you eat your babies@-+?o Because ]II[ heard some talk about-
ARANEA: D8d8't y8u he8r a t8ing I s8id!?!? No 8a8ies w8r8 h8rm8d in th8 m8king 8f TH8S Ar8ne8.
ARANEA: H8w8v8r, m88...da8ght8r i8 v8ry 8eb8lli8us. Y8u w8uld m8ke 8 p8rf8ct repl8ment.
ARANEA: L8st8n, h8spit8 g8.
HOSPITAL GUY: Excuse me?
ARANEA: 8 would l8k8 t8 ta8e 888y W8ff8 b8ck h8m8 w8th m8. D8 8 ne8d 8ny p8p8rw8rk f8r th8t?
HOSPITAL GUY: Yes!
WAFFY: What if ]II[ say that suddenly We are family@-+?o Is the paperWork still necessary@-+?o Hmmmmm@-+?o
ARANEA: Hmm?
WAFFY: Hmmmmmmmmm@-+?o
ARANEA: HM8M8M8M8M8M8M8M8?!?!
HOSPITAL GUY: That doesn't change anything!
ARANEA: I'8e h8d eno8gh o8 y8ur p8pe8wo8ki8g g8m8s!

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ARANEA: HOW'S TH8T F8R 8A8ER8ORK? MO8E L8K8 8AP8RWO8K...I8G 8TS W8Y D8EPER 8ND D8EPER 8NT8 Y8UR W8KING F8CE!
HOSPITAL GUY: MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMFF!
ARANEA: G8t th8t wh8elcha8r r8ady fo8 m8, Qu8nc8, I'8 ab8 to l8ap 8n 8t!
WAFFY: Who is Quincy@

> Waffy and Aranea: Commence the big hospital chase, part 2.





It seems LADY LUCK was on your side the entire time! With Aranea to guide you, you fly out of Houston National on the wheelchair (which you have suddenly named PARTY ON WHEELS). All the while, Aranea sings a FREAKY SONG that consists MOSTLY OF EIGHTS.

> Party on Wheels: Enter parking lot.

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ARANEA: Th8y'r8 c8tch8ng 8p fa8t! W8 ne8d to m8ke a qu8k esc8pe.
ARANEA: Th8s ch8ir m8y l8ok fa8t, 8ut it'8 h8r8ly 8b8ve a h8spit8l g8y's r8nning spe8d...
ARANEA: W8ff8, th8 c8r.
WAFFY: Where is "the" car @ @-+?o
ARANEA: D8 I ha8e to d8 8veryth8 my8el8? 8t's th8t M8del T o8er th8r8!
WAFFY: Well PFFFFFT ]II[ Quess you have Quite an Qld and probably really inexpensive Qar@
ARANEA: W8ll, I 8M PO8R 8fter 8ll.
WAFFY: Let's just hope ]II[ don't crash @ that jalopy@!@!@!
ARANEA: Sh8t 8p! I b8t y8u d8n't 8v8n 8AVE 8 c8r anym8 y8u h8rribl8 DR8V8R!
WAFFY: Okay@
WAFFY: Hey@ Would you happen to knoW anything about PM@-+?o
ARANEA: 8ho, wh8t?
WAFFY: Somebody ]II['m looking for@
ARANEA: I kn8w n8th8ng a8o8t th8t...
ARANEA: 8ut th8 8est w8y t8 g8t ins8de inf8, 8r s8 I h8ar8, i8 t8 j8in th8 l8c8l pol8ce f8rce.
WAFFY: You have a police force@-+?o Well@ all PM ever talked about back home Was beQoming a policeWoman@@@and computer stuff to an extent@
ARANEA: H8ck y8ah, go j8in. 8t's sup8r-8as8!
ARANEA: 8he y8ur d8ught8r?
ARANEA: H8y, w8tch wh8r8 yo8'r8 g8in8!

> Waffy: Don't crash!



> Aranea: Drive off into the sunset.



It's already nighttime, st8p8!

With the threat safely behind you, you get behind the wheel and ride into the night.

Then you hear a thump coming from the back. What the hell is Waffy doing?

Aranea: Check on Waffy.







You carelessly cram Waffy back into the MODEL T FORD. Stay in, goddamnit!

But that's okay. You guess that's just one of the responsibilities that comes with being a parent. Babes are bound to roll out of trunks every in a while.

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This kind of repeats itself for a while



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You have eight more turns.
Have you forgotten your ability to move to the shop and break room?
NEPETA: hey, i DID forget about that stuff...
NEPETA: but i might as well not ask about ANY of that hospital stuff
NEPETA: so uh...first off, is waffy the silver friend?
No. That is wrong.
KANAYA: So Very Very Wrong
NEPETA: ugh, this is getting us nowhere. kanaya, can i have all your turns?
KANAYA: You Should Have Asked Sooner T. Hawk!
KANAYA: Take Them All
NEPETA: thanks!
...Handmaid?
HANDMAID:
I told you about prying into my guests' business.
I have explained this to you time and time again.
HANDMAID:

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HANDMAID: /\#,*&)>!].
KANAYA: Heh Heh She Talks Weird
HANDMAID:

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Yeah so let's go be a kid or go to a shop or be in the break room I guess.

[OrangeAipom]

WQ: speak with a black background next time because this shit is annoying

nepeta: be new friend geromy. obviously he's the gold friend.

[Flairina]

Handmaid: Speak, friend, and enter the game.
Nepeta: Just declare EVERYONE to be the gold and silver friend. It's obvious this guy is just making up stuff as he goes along, so it's equally likely to be that as anything else.

Failing this-

Nepeta: See if you or Kanaya are the gold and silver friends. Heck, you're putting up with Scratch, you're obviously the BEST friends, because no one else would put up with this.

Failing this-

Nepeta: Tell Doc Scratch that he is a very BAD friend, and therefore can be ruled out as both the silver and gold friend. Then flip the table.

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Song used in this update made by Steve Everson. Also I'm certain that 'you're going to look so retro' is something Kanaya would likely never say ever.

> Aidara: Speak, friend, and enter the game.



No. At this point in time you still hate everyone. Plus, you never got named! What the flying cuntburger's an Aidara? You got a motherfuckin' beef reading motherfucker? Better stop fuckin' your mother before somebody fucks up your face with some sort of fuck! Shit!

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KANAYA: Hey You Can Be My Rusty Friend If You Want
AIDARA: *flips the birds even harder*

>Nepeta: Just declare EVERYONE to be the gold and silver friend. It's obvious this guy is just making up stuff as he goes along, so it's equally likely to be that as anything else.

Failing this-

Nepeta: See if you or Kanaya are the gold and silver friends. Heck, you're putting up with Scratch, you're obviously the BEST friends, because no one else would put up with this.

Failing this-

Nepeta: Tell Doc Scratch that he is a very BAD friend, and therefore can be ruled out as both the silver and gold friend. Then flip the table.

Your very mind is beginning to fail. Maybe you want to oust Doc Scratch as the big idiot friendmaster. Maybe you want to punch that evil Aradia girl for something she does in the future but has no control over yet. Maybe you want to take a third option and turn the table into a stunning art project. You've always liked wooden swans. No, that's the insanity-induced delerium taking hold! Stay strong, Nepeta! STAY STROOOOOOONG no you're just done with this shit aren't you.

> Nepeta: You need a break. Take the break room.





You have grown weary with these heaps and heaps of bullshit laid all across your way today. This is as good a time as any to take a break.

Without asking Kanaya's (idiot) permission first, you stab the game board's break room option, warping you into an admittedly cushy room. Look! Fountain drinks!

> Nepeta: Admire the statues.



The handsome statues are even beautifuller than David on an UGLY day! Their skinny boylegs are so alluring you can barely bear it. Good thing they're guarding those doors, because it's not like you were ever going to go in there anyways. Yeah that's how heroines get caught. You know the tricks.

(but youre already caught yknow ]:PP)

> Kanaya: Spill your story.

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KANAYA: Nepeta
KANAYA: Nepeta
KANAYA: Nepeta
NEPETA: whaaaaaaaaaaaat
KANAYA: ......
KANAYA: ......
KANAYA: ......
KANAYA: ......
KANAYA: ......
KANAYA: ......
KANAYA: It All Started
NEPETA: gahh <:OO
NEPETA: dont startle me like that i was hoping you were all shut up and whatnot
KANAYA: About One Hour Ago I Think
KANAYA: Some Number Of Minutes Anyhow

[S] > Past Kanaya: Fly.





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Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
KANAYA: Doc Im Sweeps Too Old For This
But is there no better way to get to Prospit than flying?
KANAYA: Yes
Is there a more fun way?
KANAYA: Youre Fondling My Tummybag Organ
Oh, terribly sorry. Just a little slip, as minute as the swaying of a fly's antenna inside of a--
KANAYA: Please
Alright then.

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You hover onto the planet's surface. Somehow, the Propitians are looking different than usual. More like the b100 blood. You understand it as a consequence of the game you're in the process of almost playing. You pray that he didn't turn all the enemies into tiny Equiusi.

> Kanaya: Imagine tiny Equiusi.



EEEEEUUUUUUUGH.

> Kanaya and Doc Scratch: Go to the fabric shop.



The Prospitian Fabric Shop! Rumored to be the only fabric shop on the planet because it is a poorly-designed video game overworld! There were like thirty fabric shops in TRSHENMUE.

Either way this store has the best fabrics in the world, bar none, because nobody else has any. And that's a tragedy. But not for you, anyway.

Enter.

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KANAYA: Wow What Is All This Equius Stuff Doing Here
Simply a side effect of what Mr. Zahhak prototyped.
It is a shame.
So disgusting.
And yet...
KANAYA: Wait Over There I See Somebody

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The three girls at the counter are the PROSPITIAN PLAYMATES, who have played with you in your golden tower room ever since you first woke up here. That one's HECKUVA DOLLY, the tall one's NICE BETTY, and the one on the far right is FEMALE ACE DICK, whom you never really liked. All she does is eat. She's not even all that much a female, really. Like a 15 sweep-old man. Disgusting, really.

The other PROBLEM SLEUTH character is MISS MUNCH, who runs the place. Why do you call her Miss Munch? Doesn't even eat that much. Unlike that fat trollpig Female Ace Dick. Hmmmmm.

> Kanaya: Examine fabrics and other products.



This shop's selection is really going downhill.



But that horn style is going to be so utterly vogue.



You are going to look so retro.



Dammit.

Dolly says she's heckuva sorry, but you're gonna have to buy that hat now. You squint menacingly for a few moments. But alas, you cannot do it. You can't slap the girl out of indignation.



But it's a good thing your "Uncle"'s paying. He never seems to run out of money.

> Doc Scratch: Give ol' Kanaya a hug.

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Oh poor dear, I am so apologetic about the hat. If only it had holes in the top.
KANAYA: Dont Worry About It
KANAYA: But Can You Stop Hugging Me Like That Its Pretty Uncomfortable Still
KANAYA: Like Sexual Harassment Related Touching
Don't you worry about that Kanaya dear!
It'll all be better in a second.
KANAYA: Whats That You Put On My--
KANAYA: Doooooyyyyyyy

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KANAYA: And Thats The Story
NEPETA: please tell me that wasnt pointless
KANAYA: It Wasnt
NEPETA: then what is it i need to know here? like are you in trouble? do you have an idea?
KANAYA: Its Just That I Cant Help Myself Around Him
KANAYA: I Just Can't Help Myself Around Him Nepeta
KANAYA: He Just Has A Way
KANAYA: Of Getting Into My Head
NEPETA: this has been legitimately disappointing
NEPETA: is it okay if we just get a snack and sit quietly?
KANAYA: No
KANAYA: I Mean

> Kanaya: Show her the scotty dog.

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KANAYA: He Literally Has A Way Of Getting Into My Head
NEPETA: that is EVIL! >:WW
KANAYA: Since He Put It On Its Been Making Me Stupid Whenever Hes Near
KANAYA: Going Here Has Lessened The Effect Somewhat
NEPETA: let me just rip that sucker off
NEPETA: we cant just let him keep...
KANAYA: Leave It Alone
KANAYA: Hell Notice If Its Gone Or Played With
NEPETA: if we shouldnt get rid of it does that mean you have a plan
KANAYA: No
KANAYA: I Was Too Stupid To Make Up A Plan
NEPETA: i think we should just try to win this frickin game already then
NEPETA: at the very least he should send us home and i can take that thing off when he does
KANAYA: Thanks
KANAYA: For Listening And Helping
NEPETA: are you ready to go back yet then?
KANAYA: Sure
KANAYA: Back To Dumb
NEPETA: stay strong, yo

[OrangeAipom]

> Nepeta: Realize that Doc Scratch is omniscient and knows that Kanaya told you what happened in the break room.

[wolftamer9]

> Nepeta: Realize that Doc Scratch is omniscient and knows that Kanaya told you what happened in the break room.

He's not completely omniscient because of Void/Timeline shenanigans.

> Scratch: Actually be taking out your frustration at the lack of knowledge and broken timeline on these kids with your weird groping.

[Flairina]

Le gasp! An explanation for Kanaya's recent weirdness! Also, Doc Scratch with a huge nose! I shall now dub him Doc Scratch and Sniff! XD

Also, the art for this update was better than normal I think. Nicely done.

Commands... for the moment, I got nothing. ^^;

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Le gasp! An explanation for Kanaya's recent weirdness! Also, Doc Scratch with a huge nose! I shall now dub him Doc Scratch and Sniff! XD

Also, the art for this update was better than normal I think. Nicely done.

Commands... for the moment, I got nothing. ^^;

Heck, I just wanted DS to be doing something creepy! I had no idea there was such a good pun inside! Good job yo.

And the reason these pictures look so great is all thanks to Trish having made several images beforehand on Photoshop (which we only have at school, so natch, we don't use it much). Sometimes planning stuff out in advance is actually useful.

> Nepeta: Realize that Doc Scratch is omniscient and knows that Kanaya told you what happened in the break room.

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NEPETA: wait a tick
NEPETA: if hes so magic does he know we know
KANAYA: He Most Likely Does
KANAYA: But If We Havent Been Struck Down Already That Means He Doesnt Care
NEPETA: thats very unsettling :II

> Doc Scratch: Reclaim your players; they seem ready to play again.







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Well ladies, did you enjoy the soda fountain? I had it stocked with Mountain Dew which I was sure you'd go crazy over.
NEPETA: cut the crap guy >:55
KANAYA: I Didnt Get Any Soda
KANAYA: I Feel Thirsty Now

> Doc Scratch: Teleport Kanaya some water.

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KANAYA: I Cant Drink This Yet

> Doc Scratch: Silence her.



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We were planning on next there being a Sollux Flesh Pedge, but that idea was going on when we were going all-out on the Rose's house Light Flesh, so now we're still burned-out about it. However, we're still gonna be Sollux next, and after the next several days it would be recommended you go back over and listen to it with some musical overlay... More on that later.

[Flairina]

Leafsprite: Ride llama like mechanical bull. Or like a mechanical llama, which seems more appropriate.

[Weather Report]

Leafsprite: Ride llama like mechanical bull. Or like a mechanical llama, which seems more appropriate.



MISSION FAILED

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NEPETA: oh no leafsprite!!
NEPETA: the llama's alive?!
KANAYA: Its A Wriggleeeeeeer
I say, it seems that llama don't play homie.
NEPETA: you bastard
NEPETA: well i guess its time to be the only character whos still dead ]:77

> Nepeta: Transition into Sollux.



dead...

dead...

dead...

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HOLY 2HITCOOKIIES ON A PLATTER II AM 2O GLAD II'M 2TIILL ALIIVE!!

> Rock: Bonk.





This just has to be a dream, right? This is just a long Andrew Attack. Homestuck, trolls, everything around you proves that.

But the rock really hurts, doesn't it? Where the hell did YOUR condition come from?

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Andrew Hussie, Homestuck...they're all a part of your hallucination! Great joke, huh? If you think about it, he was far too successful and magical to be real...

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So of course! A very long dream! Haha! Your eyes will open soon, and it'll end...

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Soon... what's wrong?

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Okay, a corner! Why not? Sure, let's turn that corner! Why not, you're an idiot...

Fuck it...

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Fuck--

Wait, no, you are just a glubbing overreacting coward. How could anybody be afraid of anything that falls for the old corner gambit? Seriously? Everybody here but Clubs is a very sad person.

Speaking of sad people, wonder where Droog is?

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If you get the manga reference YOU WIN!! *HINT NOBODY WILL GET IT PROBABLY UNLESS YOU'RE REALLY COOL*

[Flairina]

Red thing #4: Exposit on your character. Where do you come from? How do you live? What motivates you to do the things you do?
Red Thing #3: Cut him off. You're not nearly important enough for this exposition bullshit!
Sollux: Go buy/steal a towel. This place is dedicated to Equius, surely they stock some.