EQUIQUEST: 2010: CON YA DIGGIT? (were still here, we apologize)

[pavlove]

In karkat's defense those panels were drawn before the artist knew that he was supposed to be in crutches

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In karkat's defense those panels were drawn before the artist knew that he was supposed to be in crutches

And it's all your fault! Aha ha ha...

Pavlove, everybody!

[OrangeAipom]

I like to pretend that he's sitting on a chair because someone helped him.

He's just that tall.

Hi, pavlove. That's a beautiful animation of Karkat, except for that flickering thing on Jonas's face.

[Gira]

The beautiful thing being that no one in this thread can tell which Jonas it is...

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The beautiful thing being that no one in this thread can tell which Jonas it is...

There are different Jonases? I thought they were all a batch a clones with no first name.

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People, people, what if it wasn't a Jonas?

[pavlove]

That thing on his face is my laziness in flicker form

[Gira]

People, people, what if it wasn't a Jonas?

Then our entire lives, nay, our world has been shattered.

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Then our entire lives, nay, our world has been shattered.

> Equius: Fighttalk! Go!

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EZ: So Eridan
EZ: Why Eridan
HH: What do you mean?
EZ: You are one of the kids in class I have talked to the least
EZ: Coming from me that's saying something
HH: Well you were looking real down, like a downer
HH: I just thought you could use some smiles
EZ: But I'm about to shoot down a giant monster smiles would be a tactical disadvantage
EZ: I mean who wouldn't notice a big smile
HH: Nnep might not

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EZ: Because she is here too I already know that
HH: Nno, it's because sshe's in a fight
EZ: Huhn
EZ: Is she losing
HH: Hhheck yeah
EZ: Heh
EZ: That'll learn her
HH: Hhow could you say such a thing
EZ: Because maybe getting pounded one good time will meke her a little less prideful and a little more unsnideful
EZ: I apologize for my rhyming skills I'm really fighting hard here
HH: Oh no that's okay man she's gonna die
EZ:
EZ:
EZ: Oh

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EZ: What's going on over there then
HH: Oh boy I am so glad you asked
HH: You see, Sol told Nep to ask AG for help, and AG was all like "Nuh-Uh grilfriend" because she was evil troll Vri
HH: But Vri has psychic powers that could save Nep from ddying
HH: In a huge pplot twist Vri is not gonna help Ne unless she roleplays with her which is like you talking to me while fighting a big red guy who swings concrete buckets around
HH: The red guy killed her cat
HH: It was a sad flash
HH: Very sad
HH: I cried
HH: Not even Kan could help
HH: All she culd do was watch and watch and watch because she was just the server player
HH: Well not really but if she was watching she would be sad too
HH: And now Vri is just killing Nep with cyberbullying!
HH: To death!
EZ: Cyberbullying
EZ: [strong]IS A CRIME[/strong]

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EZ: Damn that troll Vriska
EZ: If I've told her once I've told her 10000 times
EZ: It doesn't work that way
HH: Calm down bbuddy wanna hear a knock-knock joke
EZ: Calm down yourself you keep mashing the buttons like that and making Roboraidia talk funny
HH: Knock-knock
EZ: Stop please
HH: Who's there
EZ: Nobody
HH: You
EZ: No
HH: You who??
EZ: Please stop
HH: Stew's coming for dinner
EZ: I'm gonna contact Viska and yell at her over the internet
HH: Okay
HH: Good... luck?
HH: But you can't yell on a computer

equiusZahhak [EZ] has stopped chatting with hankHill [HH]

> Robotaradiasprite: Contact Troll Vriska.







Equius says to click the arachnidsGrip one. You don't know the meaning of the word. Either way this one looks right.

> Vriska: Respond.



You aren't Vriska!! It appears that CT is requesting a chat. Which one is that again? It's strange how so many of your co-players are complete strangers.

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CT: D--> Vriskaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
AG: This Is Kanaya
CT: D--> God dammit
GA: This Is Vriskas Strange Neighbor Right
GA: The Horse Guy
CT: D--> Yeah that's me
GA: To What Do I Owe This Conversation
CT: D--> I gotta a% you for some help since you are Nepeta's server player right
GA: Yes I Am
GA: Can You Tell Her To Get Back To Her Hive And Prepare To Play The Game
CT: D--> That is part of the problem
CT: D--> See right now Vriska is cyberbullying Nepeta while she fights a big red guy I think
GA: What
CT: D--> Cyberbullying Nepeta
GA: Really What
CT: D--> She is bullying Nepeta over the cyberwebs while a big red ass tries to kill her is it so hard to understand sorry I am just so flustered over here UGH
GA: Oh You Mean Cybertrollbullying
CT: D--> That's a horrible word
GA: Its How They Say It Or So Ive Heard
CT: What's with the troll part are there different kinds of this stuff
GA: Theres Cyberbugbullying Cyberbirdbullying And Cyberrobotbullying To Name Just A Few
GA: Cyberduckbullying Is Getting Popular
CT: D--> Wouldn't that be covered under cyberbirdbullying
GA: Not Exactly
CT: D--> Words are stupid
CT: D--> Anyway Nepeta is getting beat on by some killer red guy but Vriska refuses to help her
CT: D--> She's just laughing at her
GA: I Dont Believe That
GA: Nepetas Her Server Player It Doesnt Make Any Sense
CT: D--> Newsflash sister she's a 8itch
CT: D--> Heh see what I did there
CT: D--> Terrible kid really
GA: She Is Not A Bitch
GA: Shes Very Cool
CT: D--> She told me to get rid of Robo-Raidia and made fun of me too
CT: D--> But we all know how adorable Robo-Raidia is
CT: D--> She also says "Yua aru bessu nakama" or some barely actual foreign language thing
GA: I Dont Get It
CT: D--> She talks like some chubby white girl who watches all the animes and thinks she speaks Japanese
CT: D--> But she ends up looking like Bubbles off the Powerpuff Girls
CT: D--> She just can't speak the language
CT: D--> So anyways please help me speak to Vriska about this because it seems like she would listen to you

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GA: She Might
GA: But Still
CT: D--> Why are you so adverse to talking this shit out with Vriska somebody else's life is at stake and she would probably cuss me out into submission
CT: D--> Do you have some sort of ladycrush on her or something
GA: Well
GA: Damn It Was It That Obvious
CT: D--> Whaaaaaaat
CT: D--> Are you serious
GA: What Are You Talking About
CT: D--> Like where w001d this romance even spawn from
CT: D--> Is it because of the Ms
GA: Our 'M's Have Nothing To Do With It
GA: Well Less Than Others
CT: D--> Then how
GA: Well One Time She Told Me About How She Threw Some Guy Off A Cliff
GA: It Made Me Excited
CT: D--> Lord you're one of those types aren't you
GA: I Just Thought That
GA: It Was My Duty To Be Her Moirail And Stop Her From Killing Everything
GA: The Deadliest Troll Of All
GA: And It Would Be My Duty
CT: D--> This is looking like a tangent or something
GA: Then She Blinded Some Other Girl
GA: I Thought That Was So Hot
CT: D--> Seriously how would you not think she would kill Nepeta after that
GA: I Dont Know Anymore
CT: D--> Look we have to save Nepeta
GA: Thats Right
GA: Shes Also Vriskas Server Player So If Vriska Kills Her She Dies As A Result
CT: D--> What an idiot
GA: A Smart Idiot Usually
CT: D--> Well thanks for your help ma'am, can we jump on in there and take care of Nepeta
GA: Okay Then

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GA: Ill Be With You In A Few Minutes
GA: Im Afraid Somethings Just Come Up
CT: D--> Alright I'll start the battle
CT: D--> The battle to save Nep's soul
GA: Ill Be Right There I Promise

> Robotaradiasprite: Screw up even worse than last time.





Equius says to click the blue arachnidsGrip this time. You don't know the meaning of the words.

ROBOTS CANT READ, REMEMBER?

[Gira]

Welp, there goes the world.

[siguard]

Doc Scratch> don't kill anyone just yet. remember all that junk that you would say in the future if this was the original alpha timeline about how you are not a killer but a facilitator ect.

Kanaya> Greet visitor with tea and polite conversation as you are always an Excellent Hostess.

Equius> hide somewhere out of its reach and shoot at it till it dies, since you know, bow. OH GOD WHO GAVE IT EYEBEAMS!

[OrangeAipom]

Kanaya doesn't use apostrophes.

[Nexev]

Click the bright blue button.

She should know colors right?

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Click the bright blue button.

She should know colors right?

But Terezi IS the bright blue one on that picture! Also Kanaya's three leftover apostrophes have been removed, thanks for catchin' that OA.

On another note, we have a "flesh" to post... Monday... because we've had it since before SPRING BREAK 2012... except it was saved at school. So we put in these extra conversations and stuff to push the story forward and not post nothing or whatever. I'm really glad you guys haven't been bored to death with it not being ADVENTURING TIMES, and I promise that Monday night, we'll push forward to the end of this chapter! Which will entail me drawing another 80 pictures of Nep flying around on my mom's computer, especially seeing as my computer broke down just before SPRING BREAK 2012 broke out. Sorry mom!

And on another note, the 20,000 view SPOOKTACULAR has been completed after much procrastination! THREE HEAPING PAGES OF THINGS YOU NEVER CARED ABOUT... and never will. I just hope I don't click on the topic another 500 times in the next few days myself. But in all honesty, thank you for giving my sister and I all this attention thus far. I promise we won't let you down, unless of course I do, but that's a matter of taste and opinion. We are better than all of you I think unless wrong, etc etc etc, cosign sigma alpha, ENTER.

> Doc Scratch: Don't do anything hasty, alright? You are a facillitator and not an assassin, right oh please don't kill my favorite trolls.



This is isn't a Doc Scratch assassination mission. It's a Doc Scratch family reunion.

> Kanaya: Greet visitor with tea and polite conversation.



Of course. Because as the saying goes, "you are an excellent hostess". Good ol' Uncle Scratch.

> Nepeta: Let the roleplaying commence.

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AC: 33: < fine fine fine! if i rp with you youll save me with your mind powers???
AG: Sure!
AG: But the question still rema8ns...
AC: 33: < remates? yeah
AG: R
AC: 33: < whut

> Nepeta: WATCH OUT HE'S GONNA SWING

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AG: U
AG: RED-D?
AC: 33: < stop scatting around with me
AG: Watch that language, little autistic girl! You can start us off.

> Nepeta: OH MY GOSH LOOK OUT FOR THAT ONE

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AC: 33: < my pawd...
AC: 33: < must we really? he's throwing trees!
AG: ........
AC: :II < * cat walks around, what will happen next?*
AG: Come oooooooon! Can't you 8e enthusiastic at all?
AC: 33: < how am i slurposed to be kittenthusiastic?!
AG: Woah there, kitty! Get back on that handle right this instant.
AC: ;33 < ok! im calm now miss!
AG: That's the spirit!
AG: *Cat walks straight into the cavernous maw of a dangerous and lovely spider! Spider, like the rascal she is, closes her mouth!*
AG: *Acidic tentacles erupt from her throat, smothering the cat!*
AC: :II < im not doin this, this is freakin' vore!
AC: :II < ag, if it isn't uproariously funny then it's vore!
AG: I don't know what YOU'RE talking about, but this is funny as Alternian hell to me!
AC: :II < hell aint funny
AG: Continue?

> Nepeta: OH NO IS HE GONNA OHHHHH NNNNNNO

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AC: :33 < *cat grows claws! cat slashes through tentacles! looks like the fight is ofur!*
AG: Didn't think you'd take the action route here. I'm so proud of you!
AG: *Suddenly an army of half-eaten zombies rises from the pit of the spider's stomach! They are all out for the cat's 8looooooood!*
AG: *cat realizes she has wandered straight into the first of the sp8der's many stomachs: LEVEL ONE.*
AC: :33 < augh
AC: 833 < *cat defeats them all!*
AG: That's not fair! Do it over!
AC: 338 < *EASILY*
AG: Fiiiiiiiine. I'll play your shitty game.
AC: 33: < but his concrete buckets are killing all the wild animals! efurything here is trying to kill me!
AG: Woah, please don't 8ring that kind of kinky language into this convo! I mean we're only 6!
AC: 33: < six?
AC: 33: < ew then why are there lolcatitudes of onlion porn of you guys.
AG: I didn't understand ANY of that, you crazy cat!
AC: 338 < I SAID MULTITUDES OF PORN
AG: Multitudes of WHAT????????
AC: 338 < I SAID PORN
AG: WHAAAAAAAAT????????
AC: :33 < im not repeating it
AG: Oh, waaaaaaaait.
AG: You mean trorn!
AC: :33 < no i meant motherfuckin porn
AG: Nope, you mean troll porn. Trorn.
AC: :33 < uh
AC: :33 < my point is there is a lot of it
AG: Ew then why do you look at trorn of us?
AG: Ooooooooh, you must've 8een looking up ALL THE EQUIUS TRORN.
AC: :33 < i have a feeling that you really aren't taking this seowriously...

> Nepeta: YOU GOTTA HIDE NEP! YOU GOTTA HIIIIIIDE

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AG: Why would I? I don't even KNOW you, Leijon. You're just the friend of that creepy guy I live next to. That's our entire relation.
AG: Then you go on, chatting me up like moirails or something.
AC: :33 < sollux told me to call on you
AC: :33 < hes dead but i need to get to his place in order to revive him
AG: Aradia's old 8oyfriend told you to call me?
AC: :33 < yes
AG: Oh that is so sad.
AG: He's actually relying on me.
AG: Does that mean you're in the game too?
AC: :33 < i think im on team red

> Nepeta: OH MY GOODNESS HE IS SURFING IN THE AIR

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AG: Of course you'd 8e on the low8lood team.
AG: 8eing the 8lue team high8lood that I am, I see no reason to continue our professional relation here.
AC: :33 < what does blood matter?
AC: 33: < you cant let me die!
AG: Gotta stay true to the team, sis!
AG: Nothing personal.
AG: Just thinning out the competition.
AC: 33: < but im running out of time
AC: 33: < well both be dead in fur-ee minutes
AG: Adios, toreadeadkid.
AG: Wait that sounded stupid.

grimAuxilliatrix [GA] began trolling arsenicCatnip [AC] and arachnidsGrip [AG].

GA: Vriska What Do You Think You Are Doing

> Kanaya: Speak.

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AG: !?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
AC: 33: < kanaya?
AG: What the fuck!!!!!!!!
AG: Triple-troll chats don't 8ven exist!!!!!!!!
GA: Apparently They Do Now
GA: Equius Tells Me That Youre Cybertrollbullying Nepeta

[OrangeAipom]

Vriska speaks in green at one point?

[Mibbs]

Nepeta: Flip out whenever they start hate flirting or flirt hating or whatever the fuck its called

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Vriska speaks in green at one point?

Thanks for catching that too! Your new name is EagleEye. Relation to Eagleheart? Positive.

Catch Eagleheart Thursdays at Midnight on Adult Swim(tm). This has been a paid product placement brought to you by Subway, eat fresh(tm).

[Gira]

No.

Not the Jubjubs.

Anything but the Jubjubs.

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Short post today, but we've got some busyness and whatnot. Sorry.

> Equius: Do something else.

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centaursTesticle [CT] began trolling grimAuxilliatrix [GA], arsenicCatnip [AC] and arachnidsGrip [AG].

CT: D--> That's right
CT: D--> Miss Maryam she is doing some mad cyberbullying on Nepeta
CT: D--> Just look at that log up there
CT: D--> Boy Vriska Terezi is so mad with you
AG: Fucking snitch!
AG: W8, you said T8r8zi?

[OrangeAipom]

maybe pete wentz is a jonas in this au

no thats dumb

[Trish]

maybe pete wentz is a jonas in this au

no thats dumb

Actually, that's a fairly good guess. However, Pete Wentz is still the same old Pete Wentz. We don't know how the Jonas Brothers have changed as of yet in the Equiquest universe. I guess that's a story for another time.

Here's our update (it really was necessary):

PAUSE!?!?

[OrangeAipom]

I meant he was a Jonas as in his cousin twice removed is related as an in-law. His name would still be Pete Wentz but um.

Point is that Terezi could use this information against Karkat somehow.

I liked today's update.

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gallowsCalibrator [GC] began trolling centaursTesticle [CT], grimAuxilliatrix [GA], arsenicCatnip [AC] and arachnidsGrip [AG].

GC: 3QU1US TOLD M3 4LL 4BOUT YOUR 3V1L SCH3M3 VR1SK4 >:]
CT: D--> I totally went and talked to her before I came over here because of an accident
GA: It Was Horribly Planned
GA: Or You Really Dont Pay Attention To Anything At All
CT: D--> In my defense some guy is firing eyebeams at me made out of his eyes
GC: 1 S4Y TH3N TH4T 1TS T1M3 FOR MY D3F3NS3
GC: OF TH3 L4W >:I
AC: :33< what are you talking about
GC: VR1SK4 1 KNOW WH4T YOUR3 DO1NG 4ND WHY
AG: 8ecause I don't like the kittytrollgirl?
GC: B3C4US3 YOU DONT L1K3 M3! >:[
CT: D--> This isn't what I was talking about Terezi

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GC: BUT 1 KNOW SP1D3RTROLL
GC: TH1S 1S JUST 4NOTH3R ON3 OF YOUR 4TT3MPTS TO CONT1NU3 TH1S CYCL3 OF P3TTY R3V3NG3
GA: No Terezi You Dont Understand This Is All Just On Account Of The Fact That Vriska Is Actually A Large Rude Person
GA: Also Known As A Rudey
AG: W8s th8t a f8t j8ke???????
GC: SO TH3N... TH1S R34LLY 1S 4BOUT N3P3T4? <:[
AC: :33< woah shit hes throwing little squirrel guys
AC: :33< theyre just popping as they hit the ground
GC: BUT TH3 BL1ND TH1NG 4ND TH3 CR1PPL1NG 4ND TH3 D34D 4R4D14... W4S FOR N3P?
GC: W4S TH3 3NT1R3 4DV3NTUR3 THUS F4R M3R3LY 4N OV3RTUR3 PR3C33D1NG TH3 3M3RG3NC3 OF THE R34L M41N TROLL, L34D1NG TO 4 STORM OF CO1NC1D3NT14L 3SC4P4D3S R3VOLV1NG 4LL 4ROUND N3P3T4 L31JON?
AC: :33< i feel like were not talking about what we were talking about anymore
CT: D--> Yeah this is Nep territory not Terezi country
CT: D--> I am sorry

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GC: OH
GC: W3LL TH3N
GC: VR1SK4 YOU ST1LL SUCK! \'O'/
AC: :33< ow those squirrel fuckers got some huge teeth!
AG: UUUUUUUUGH. I GET IT ALREADY. EVERYONE H8S ME.
GA: I Dont
AG: You don't m8tter!!!!!!!!
GA: Okay
AG: Gawd! Why is 8v8ryb8dy I can't stand t8aming up to g8t m8??
AG: Some8ody, quick, g8t 8mpora in h8r8!

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hankHill [HH] began trolling gallowsCalibrator [GC], centaursTesticle [CT], grimAuxilliatrix [GA], arsenicCatnip [AC] and arachnidsGrip [AG].

HH: Equius I'm bback to brighten up yyour day
CT: D--> Eridan what the heck
AG: KILL ME NOW
GA: Eridan I See Youve Changed Your Name
GA: And Greatly Intensified Your Typing Methods
HH: Wwho are all you people
AC: :33 < sorry i was busy getting slugged
AC: :II < what's catpunned in here.
GC: 3R1D4N WHY 1S YOUR N4M3 H1NK H1LL? >:[
GC: TH3R3 1SN'T 3V3N 4 'C' 1N TH4T
HH: Oh yyou're the guys on the computer sshow
HH: hi guys
CT: D--> I know you told me that Nepeta was going to die but I suppose you've also managed to hack into the troll chat client
CT: D--> You broke reality
CT: D--> How do you feel
HH: good
AG: I literally had no idea how stupid and desperate you could get, Eridan.
AG: Now you're worming your way into Equius' good graces.
GA: Excuse Me But The Fact Of The Matter Still Stands
GC: CYB3RTROLLBULLY1NG 1S 4 CR1M3 FOR F4T TROLL-LOS3RS W1TH NO TROLL-L1V3S
AG: I do too have more of a troll-life than you do!
GC: H4H4H4 TH3N WHYR3 YOU BULLY1NG N3P3T4 ONLY 4 LOS3R DO3S TH4T
AC: 338 < GUYS I HAVE LIKE TWO MINUTES LEFT!!
HH: I nneed to tell you all a sstory
HH: lighten the mmood a little

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HH: one dday i went out into the hhallway
HH: and i font an ancient egyptian time machine
HH: i walked inside of it and it just wwent
HH: i stepped out and it was a yyear later on friday night
HH: so i watched ssome tv
HH: i watched all the cartoon network shows
HH: adult sswim too for the next two years
HH: then i went back in time and ccaught up on all my fave sshows
HH: i lived like two months llike that and came back to nnormal time
HH: i had so much fun

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CT: D--> Eridan shut the fuck up
AG: 8ridan shut th8 fuck up!!!!!!!!
GA: Eridan Shut THe Fuck Up
GC: 3R1D4N SHUT TH3 FUCK UP! >:O
AC: :II < now i have one minute left
HH: Ssorry

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GA: Look Vriska
GA: Ill Explain This Clearly And Concisely
GC: Y34H
CT: D--> Yeah
HH: okay
AG: Okay already then start!
GA: Nepeta Is Your Server Player
GA: You Are Her Client
GA: If You Kill Her Or Let Her Die
GA: Then You Will Die
GA: Violently
AG: Shiiiiiiiit.
AC: :II < so are we cool cats now bitch
AG: Let's get this over with.
AG: 8ut don't you dare go 8ack and not 8ring me in the medium!
CT: D--> Nep talk to me later okay

[CT] ceased trolling.

GA: Play Nicely Now Alright

[GA] ceased trolling.

GC: VR1SK4 SM3LLS FUNNY
AG: Stop cy8ertroll8ullying me!!!!!!!!

[GC] ceased trolling.

HH: so gals

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AC: :33 < were not troll-talking to you right now
HH: oh
HH: okay

[HH] has logged off.

[wolftamer9]

> Eridan: Assuming you know simple reverse-psychology, trick Hussie into 'Shopping you into Homestuck. Watch Alternian Cartoons.

> Vriska: Save the day, but in some way that makes everyone mad.

> Doc Scratch: Actually accomplish something constructive.