EQUIQUEST: 2010: CON YA DIGGIT? (Ha ha, don't ever be a Tavros, be a tactful human)

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i thought the glasses were blush for a while.

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i thought the glasses were blush for a while.

I thought about doing blush, but then just realized I'd drawn the glasses that way and went '

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KARKAT: TEREZI WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU DOING?!
TEREZI: Oh my gosh K4rk4t 1 c4n't b3l13v3 you 4r3 such 4 los3r!
KARKAT: See? She's doing it again! Ugh, and we were having such a great day!
TEREZI: No 1t w4sn't! 1 s4w you at th3 mc don4ld's. You w3r3 cry1ng 1nto your burg3r!
TEREZI: 1t w4s so d3l1c1ous!!
KARKAT: GTFO TEREZI!
TEREZI: Not unt1l you t3ll m3 th3 Jon4s3s 4r3 l3g1t1m4t3 muc1s14ns!
KARKAT: Not on my life or the lives of the thousands of future patients I will save who would DIE if they listened to that Jonas drivel!
KARKAT: IT'S CRAP.
TEREZI: Y34h 4nd you'll n3v3r b3 4 surg3on! B3c4us3 you'll sp3nd 4ll your t1m3 sobb1ng b3c4us3 nobody who lov3s the Jon4s3s w1ll h1r3 you or l3t you tr34t th3m b3c4us3 th4t's 3V3RyBODY!!
KARKAT: OOOOOGH!! THAT IS IT!!
KARKAT: I have had it up to HERE with you Pyrope! You are so... so...
KARKAT: You're fat and ugly and don't need your glasses since you can see and have really bad taste in clothing and have a 60's skirt which is dumb like you because you're stupid and the Jonas brothers will never polygimize with you and your boobs are like nipples on a rib cage and the day you need me to save your life because you be so STUPID I will laugh in your face and RED IS NOT YOUR COLOR!!!!!!
TEREZI: H4H4H4 MY LORD K4RKL3S YOU 4R3 SO FUNNY LOOK YOU'R3 CRY1NG!!
KARKAT: AAAAAAAHAHAHAHAAAAAH, SHUT UUUUUP.

> Eridan: Make your move.



Quick, while she's distracted by Karkat's yelling and Terezi's yelling! Do something romantic like putting your hand in her back pocket like on the TV shows! Wait... she has no back pockets. Maybe you can jimmy your fingers into her Ugg boot.

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Feferi: Apprehend Stalker!!

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FEFERI: HEY!!
FEFERI: Wait, oh no! ----Eridan!!
ERIDAN: Dammit wwhy ddoesn't that work in rreal life?

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FEFERI: Eridan, whoops. Sorry about that! I thought you were a common MOL----ESTOR!
FEFERI: What're you doing here?!
ERIDAN: Ii think it wwould be in our bbest interests to answer that wwith a Hhhank Hill quote
ERIDAN: "I tell ya what"
ERIDAN: Also I wwas bored lonesome...
FEFERI: But I was going out with my BOYFRI----END Karkat just now!
ERIDAN: Boyfriend?
FEFERI: SOON TO B----E! Do you KNOW how I FEEL about him?!
ERIDAN: You love all of the gguys except me, and I'm okay with that
FEFERI: But we were about to go ALL TH----E WAY, ----ERIDAN! ALL. TH----E. WAY.
ERIDAN: You're too yyoung for that sstuff anyway. Give a man an iinch he'll ttake your vvvvvvvvvvvvvv
ERIDAN: Virginity
FEFERI: ----ERIDAN! SLAP!
ERIDAN: Oh, my gosh
FEFERI: That is the sound of me slapping you in the face for that remark!
FEFERI: Do I look like some sort of HO to YOU? No, I'm looking for my MIDDL----E SCHOOL ROMANC----E! Every girl N----E----EDS ON----E!
ERIDAN: That's just on the ttv
ERIDAN: You llike King of the Hill so much, but let me tell you ssomething
ERIDAN: You are not Connie Soupanoosenpone... or whatever her last name is
FEFERI: Look, Eri. I know you have those F----E----ELINGS for M----E, but I don't think of you in that way. You're planted squarely in the friend zone.
ERIDAN: Ssplashed right down in that Friend Zone...
FEFERI: Right! You got it! We are merely B----ESTI----ES, okay?
FEFERI: Also I know you'll realize you're gay in a couple of years and that'll work out for the both of us!
ERIDAN: Um...
ERIDAN: Llike they all ssay, "Money Can't Buy Your Being in Love With Me"
ERIDAN: It's a Beatles joke
ERIDAN: And just like John's stupid Troll romances
ERIDAN: You can be my diamond baby
ERIDAN: Y'know, my rail
ERIDAN: Also Lucy, sky, ahahahaha! Geddit
FEFERI: Ha ha, S----E----E? We ALL understand now! And just so we ALL R----EM----EMB----ER, like your Chowder friends say, "I'm not your girlfriend!"
ERIDAN: Heh heh
ERIDAN: No wait. That's the wrong character

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Sorry for no update yesterday, I hope this QUALITY FIXIN' makes up for it.

> Karkat: Look down the road.



Anything to get that Terezi freak out of your field of vision. You think you see something familiar. Friendly, even.

> It's...



> IT'S...



>IT'S



> IT'S THE MIDNIGHT (MOVING) CREW!!



This is just what you needed! Your ticket outta this place! The Midnight Moving Crew!

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Owned by your uncle Jack Vantas, who also raises you on account of your parents being MIA all the time, the Midnight Moving Crew is the city's most successful four-man moving company!

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The other three running this operation are Damien Droog, the smooth customer of the four, Hearts Boxx, the guy who thinks he knows it all, and Clubs Deucy, the scamp who manages to screw everything up until it gets resolved within eighteen minutes. They sure are a colective riot!

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They got popular in the early thousands for being the only local 24-hour 365-day a year moving company. Due to their moniker, they get the most calls at 12 AM. And that's just how they like it.

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You've spent many a night tagging along on some of their midnight runs, clinging to the back of the truck. Oh, there were so many antics.

> Remember the good old days.





Ah, the good old days...

Wait, which good old days?

> Just be the Midnight Crew in the past.



Invalid command! Who's the Midnight Crew!

> Fiiine. Be the Midnight MOVING Crew.



Five people at once? Okay. We can do that.

You are now the MIDNIGHT MOVING CREW, LAST NIGHT. You are JACK VANTAS, driving at the helm. You are CLUBS DEUCEY, sitting coolly in the back. You are DAMIEN DROOG, turning on the radio. You are HEARTS BOXX, cigar aflame. You are Karkat Vantas, hanging off the back.

Sure is gettin' dark out. Droog puts on your theme song, "Sanford and Son Theme Song". The energetic junkyard beat plays in cold contrast to the outside air. Perfect time to move some furniture.

8:20 and the sirens start blaring. Crap. This happens every time. You slam the brakes, drop the cigar out the window. Whoops - that's another charge. You clutch the back of the truck more tightly now, getting a bit clammy, turning to face the first few cop cars turning that corner to say, "YOU'LL NEVER CATCH THE MIDNIGHT MOVING CREEEEEW!!"

You take out your phone. Someone's calling CD. You say to Jack we got anudda request. Desperate old lady sayin' t' be at Robin Drive by twelve sharp. You make a risky right turn and say tell 'er we'll be there by nine, add that our crew's name is very misleading and inconvenient. You reply yeah, maybe we shudda called ourselves da plain ol' Movin' Crew. Four-fifths of you murmur in simultaneous agreement.

You holler, a little worried now, from the back of the truck. "HERE COMES HOUSTON'S ENTIRE POLICE FORCE!" you shout, one hand cupped around your mouth, putting you in a precarious and quite illegal balance. "FULL THROTTLE!!"

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"HOLY SHIT," you say, starting to mock, "THEY'RE GOT EGGS AT THE HELM! WE'RE IN BIG TROUBLE NOW! JUST DOOON'T LET HIM THROW THAT EGG TIMER AT YA!! HA HA HA!" You know it's not good to poke fun at cops, or criticize them, but you just can't help it when it comes to poor old Eggs.

Truck comes up on Granny's house and the cops are still hot on your tail, getting close now, and you've got another call, and you're so sweaty your hands can't hold on any longer. You look out the right-hand window and say that's it, that's the house, but the daggum cops're trailin', so play your trump card Jack. As usual, nobody can understand Damien Droog's fast talk. You get the gist of what you're saying anyway and, in a hasty move befitting of a Jack, send the steering wheel spinning.

The truck turns and stops so fast you almost hit the poor old woman's house, and if the kid wasn't so hardy the better part of you would've sworn he'd careened right off the back. Quick as a red-blue flash of lightning, cops fly right past your truck, driving wildly away and crashing into several other buildings. You, the fat one in the back, say, deadpan, looks like the cops got on their own bad side tonight. Never trusted 'em.

You take the key out from the ignition, open the glove compartment, flip him a cigar and say they might get on our bad side sometimes, but they're just doin' their jobs, like you an' me. Shut the compartment and say, save that one for later, don't want you smokin' in front of my nephew. Oh, right, you say, disappointed. "It's okaaay, Uncle Jack," you holler as you disembark. "I'll be a responsible preteen. You can smoke in front of me, Mr. Hearts."

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Then you posed.

Oh, the good old days. The smashing, the racing, the often explosive action. Most of all, the feeling of being a part of a team. Every night you've spent with these guys is like its own war story. Sometimes you'll get into a short-lived fisticuffs with one of their forces. Sometimes it's Eggs; sometimes it's Crowbar or Snaffy O'Manny. You could just talk about them all day. Heh - remember the time Snaffy came after you with two machine guns, one on each arm? Yep...those were truly the good old says.

You don't just operate a moving company, you're doing so much more. You're not just moving possessions, you're moving dreams.

Wait, those days aren't old! They're still here, right now! You laugh a little to yourself as you think that.

> Karkat: You went on for way too long! Back to reality.



YOU ARE SO MEAN.

Yeah, well, anyway, the crew starts to file out.

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TEREZI: Wh4t 4r3 you 3v3n l4ugh1ng at K4rk4t?
KARKAT: Memories! Just stay out of this, please.
JACK: Karkat! Fancy runnin' into you here. What's all the hubbub?
KARKAT: Oh nothing much but Terezi's bullying me!

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HEARTS: THIS little girl is BULLYING YOU?! Why, I can't believe it! THIS little girl! Is BULLYING you!
TEREZI: H33H33!
TEREZI: 1t's l1k3 th3y'r3 our UNCL3S or som3th1ng!
KARKAT: He's not your uncle!
KARKAT: Mr. Hearts, please, you're embarrassing me! Just look at those two kids over there! What'll they think if they see thi-
FEFERI: H----ELLO! I can't thank you enough for speaking at our school!
CLUBS: Don't mention it!
TEREZI: WH33! L1FT M3 UP 4G41N!
TEREZI: WH333333! TH1S 1S SO FUN 4ND 1 N3V3R W4NT 1T TO STOP!
KARKAT: Okay, this is just excessive.
KARKAT: I can't watch this. Just put the girl down and we can go on another BIIIIG drive.
JACK: Actually, I was thinkin' that we could put you in the back o' the truck, or maybe pack you in with Mr. Hearts an' Mr. Clubs. Maybe go to a family restaurant, like the Olive Garden. I've been wantin' to try that one out.
KARKAT: Awww! Well, actually I was reeeeally hoping for another midnight run tonight. I passed by some creepy posters on my way here, and well, I'm just a bit...
KARKAT: No, it's okay. I'll deal.
JACK: That's my boy! We'll go tomorrow, kid. Promise!
ERIDAN: Ddddamien droog please llift me up like her over there

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[Naristar]

lets go back to being sollux

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> Be Sollux.



You are now Sollux, and you’re currently very busy. Or, not at all, really. You’ve just been standing at this door for about an hour now, staring up at the spirograph. And you just can’t bear to open it.

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What will Andrew do to you when you start bitching at him? All you’ve planned thus far is some crappy imaginary “We’re not gonna take it no we ain’t gonna take it” speech to yell at him once you’re close enough in his face. Maybe slap him around a little bit. But what could this accomplish?

Perhaps all you need is to summon up a little bit of courage. You never know what could happen if you just TRY.

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But then comes the issue that someone has been tailing you since you left the Chuck E’ Cheese’s. You noticed not soon after spotting Karkat, in fact. You have no way of knowing who it Is unless you take a look, and then... do you really want to know? It could quite possibly be Andrew, preparing for a hazing of some sort.

What if it’s Aradia, or Nepeta, or John even, making sure you’re okay, and you end up dragging them into the whole mess with you?

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You decide to test your theory. One quick turn-around and...

Oh, nobody’s there after all. That was just you being paranoid, you guess. It’s a relief, yes, that you won’t be dragging anybody down to hell with you.

... Who said anything about going to hell?

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Forget being afraid, forget Andrew’s nigh-invincibility and everything that’s come before this night! Tonight is the start of the rest of your life. You’ll break your dependence on Andrew, and make him realize how important you and Aradia really are. Even if he is the governor of the city, an abuser, a stalker and the world’s strongest man, that doesn’t mean he can just do what he wants.

Equius is probably WAY worse off than you are right now! You’re bringing him home as your responsibility. You are DONE leaving him in the cold!



Equiquest is hereby DISCONTINUED.

> Sollux: Continue Equiquest; be Kanaya.



Fine.

OH YEAH. KANAYA MARYAM TIME.

...Was that a good line? You hope so, because you're ALWAYS trying to brush up on your comic skills and know-how.

An intro? Yeah, fine, you won't bore us with your jokes. You are Kanaya Maryam, self-proclaimed COMIC GENIUS of Doc Holiday Middle School. As we can plainly see, you take inspiration from the BEST COMEDIANS OF OUR TIME: the people like DANIEL TOSH.O, NAPOLEON DYNAMITE, CHAPELLE SHOW, THE GUY WHO MADE ANIMAL HOUSE, SEINFELD, and oh not to mention MR. HOUSE OF PAYNE. You like to think that at night, their ghostly visages shine down on you like faded angels as you sleep in your RACECAR BED, transmitting their vast knowledge of WIT and JESTS through your brain. You believe you should add that your chathandle is comicGenius (of course) and This Typing Style Of Yours Is Completely Deliberate.

By the way, you walked home when it started getting dark out. That's just how close you live to the Chuck E. Cheese's.

What will you do?

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I can't see your son he's made of pixels.

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Which son do you mean?

this one

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this one

That's not his son. That's Aurthour's face, so you know who to call when you've seen his son.

Also, bonus trivia: It's been TWO HOURS since Equius went missing. HAVE you seen his son??

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That's not his son. That's Aurthour's face, so you know who to call when you've seen his son.

A phone number would be more helpful.

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A phone number would be more helpful.

It would be... but then would it be as funny?

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Jump on your bed pretend to be Medea

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Hey guys, we're still doing an update tonight, but I have something important to bring to everyone's attention: Self-Indulgent Fan Art. I decided to give this shipping thing a try using our own versions of the characters, so of course I chose the most sexually-charged thirteen year-olds our story will allow. And no, it shall not be spoilered, for this needs to be seen by the WORLD.



I call it Bloody Olive Oil Shipping, based all around Nepeta and Aradia's horrible sadomasochistic relationship between each other, and each picture is all about them having immense pain.
(*of course I'm not being serious here*)
I will never draw another picture of this pairing. I only suggest it to the world as another choice for favorite pairings, and maybe I will create more in the future. Thoughts on this?

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BONP for necessity.

> Kanaya: Quick, do something to garner audience sympathy.





Zaktan is the greatest. He's big, green, has horns, and uses a cool golden jungle claw whatever thing! Plus, his eyes light up! Perfect at night! You don't regret getting this guy for a second.

But Vezok can go off and die for all you care. Who cares about him? He's just blue! Blue 'cause he knows how STUPID he is. You sould probably get another Zaktan to even out the collection next time.

> Kanaya: Examine posters.



You have posters of all the comedy greats. House of Payne is indisputably the highest-rated TBS (very funny) classic. You could watch their comedy antic forever, them and that fire department.

And Daniel Tosh? Why didn't he get a show sooner? His unique brand of comedy breaks all the rules, and the FCC is probably about ready to kill themselves after everything he's done to them. Sometimes late at night you lodge internal debates over if he's gay or not.

Meet the Browns is self-explanitory. The movie, the show? Masterpieces, all the way through.

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Over above your bed and by your computer sit posters of two great Gentleman Dragons: Red Archduke Dragon and Lady Rose Dragon. They are major pieces of the puzzle that is Yugioh 5 Derby Hats. The plot is centered around a group of well-mannered rapscallions on their electricized gaming bicycles [LARGE PORTION OF TEXT OMITTED] AND THEY SAVE THE WORLD.

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Now, some may wonder why you don't have any posters for Family Guy, The Simpsons, South Park or Robot Chicken. And then you'd answer; 'I Have All The DVDs Already. Because I Am Totally That Pro.'

> Kanaya: Jump on the bed and pretend to be Madea.



Oh, well you don't particularly care for Tyler Perry movies, but you suppose you could oblige for the fans.

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HELLER! UM, I WENT TO PRISON ONCE!

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KANAYA MARYAM! STOP THAT RACKET THIS INSTANT! I'M WATCHING MY STORIES!!

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... Yes, mom...

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Hey, you're being, um, chatted to by two people! One of them is your insane hella-sweet bro GamGam, and the other seems to be one of those e-arrest warrants all the rage on the news these days. Which should you check first?

[Naristar]

gam gam

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How does your mom havre hornses!?!?!

[Mibbs]

be arrested by cyber police

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Sorry Mibbs, first come, first served, plus OrangeAipom was the tie-breaker. We'll get to you tomorrow.

> Kanaya: Reply to GamGam.



You can’t leave him hanging. You’d much rather get arrested than leave him hanging. And that’s because he is way too cool to just not handl—

> Kanaya: HOW DOES YOUR MOM HAVRE HORNSES!?!?!



Those are not horns, silly. That is her hairstyle. Her hair is beautiful. It is just so beautiful.

> Now where were we?

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comicGenius [CG] began chatting with terminallyGamzee [TG]

CG: GamGam!
CG: You’re Back!
TG: Good to BE back, Kan! Man, I missed everyone SO MUCH.
CG: How Was Your Fourth Of July?
TG: Oh my GOSH it was so GOOD.
TG: In NOTESTUCK I’ve finally pushed the course of events so that the UNSEEN HAND OF FATE will OPEN. MELLO’S. DOOR.
TG: And then Ryuk starts chatting with him.
TG: COOL RITE :D
CG: I Was Thinking More Like...
CG: Fourth Of July-y Stuff, Really
TG: Oh the turkey was kinda dry and gramgram had a stroke.
CG: That’s Terrible!
TG: GOTCHA!!
CG: Oh Screw You Gamzee
TG: Nobody eats TURKEY on the fourth SILLY!
CG: GamGam Is Your GramGram Okay?
TG: GOTCHA TWICE!!
CG: Oh Screw You Gamzee!
TG: Like a getsuga tensho through your heart, my jokes cut your heart... LIKE A KUNAI KNIFE ]:I
CG: Just For That, I Will Have To Think Up A Suitable Prank For Your Return To The Classroom
CG: It’ll Be So Funny Your Balls Will Finally Drop
TG: Right into yo FACE :O
CG: Gamzee Ew
TG: You started it sistah!
TG: JUST HATE THE GAME!
TG: Or... whatever... how was your fourth of july vay-kay?
CG: The Family Came Together And Killed GamGam’s GramGram
TG: /:)
CG: I Was So Bored During The Extended Week Off That I Started Watching Another Anime You Would Enjoy
TG: OOH WHATZIT??
CG: It’s Called
CG: It’s Called
TG: :0
CG: Boy With Huge Sex Drive And Boob Complex Gets In Unoriginal Ass-Related Ass-Capades With No More Than Seven Girls Who Want His Body
CG: Also There’s A Robot And An Alien Mutant Furry Bisexual Cowboy/Girl
TG: DUUUUUDE I GOTTA SEE THAT IT MATCHES MY TASTES EXACTLY :smooth:
CG: Smooooth!
TG: Welp, I SUPPOSE you need some time to get some shuteye in, seeing as you’ll need to wake up PRETTY EARLY IN THE MORNING to prank me!
TG: Also good job recommending me your favorite show you perv! :P
CG: Screw You Too!

terminallyGamzee [TG] ceased chatting with comicGenius [CG]

Okay now, time to be arrested by cyber police.

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> Kanaya: Answer pester friendly person inviting you to chat with him/her.



Wow, who's this freak? A member of the Felt Police Force? Well, that's certainly not the hat they wear. Might as well answer.

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aRmed. began chatting with comicGenius.

AR: Hey. This is Gamzee's frfiend.
CG: WOAH
CG: Your Yellow Text Is So...
CG: Augh It's Like The Radiant Burning Sun
AR: Too bright? Okay, just tell me straight up next time.
AR: Okay, better?
CG: That Color's Taken By One Of My Friends But Okay
CG: So, Mister Cop Guy
CG: Can You Give Me Some Proof That You Know Gamzee
CG: Or Who Knows, You Might Just Be A
CG: Groomer
AR: What makes you think I would be a child molestor? God damnit.
CG: Just Speaking Realistically
AR: Here, this is the thing Gamzee wanted me to give you.
AR: tinyurl.com/fajgeja;rga
CG: Oh! The Much Awaited Roleplay Log!
CG: This Must Be, What, Goku Versus Majin Boom Or What Have You
AR: It's Majin Buu.
CG: I'm Aware Of That Man
AR: Gamzee never uses any dragon ball characters in his roleplays, either.
AR: Have you even started reading it yet?
CG: OKAY GOSH I'M READING IT NOW

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This guy. This guy. You just can't believe how serious he is. Just damn. And you can't imagine how exciting his storytelling may be, but hey, let's give him the benefit of the doubt...

> Kanaya: Read the amazing roleplay.

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terminallyGamzee began chatting with aRmed.
TG: Hey armed!
AR: Continuing yesterday's roleplay?
TG: Heck YEAH! >:D
TG: So LAST TIME ON...RP ADVENTURES
TG: Uh...
TG: Sorry I always forget to copy/paste most of this stuff!
AR: It's okay Gam.
AR: Last time, if I remember correctly, I was Gogeta and you were...
TG: Zabuza!
AR: Right.
TG: Fused with Itachi.
AR: Remind me who is Itachi again.
TG: He's the guy with the red eyes who can use the SHARINGAN and make people do WEIRD THINGS. I think.
AR: Gogeta is super saiyan 4 right now.
TG: I remember THAT!
TG: Which one do you think is stronger?
AR: I don't know anything about Zabuza or Itachi but I dunno, I guess a super saiyan is pretty powerful, what do you think of it?
TG: I THINK we'll just have to bAtTlE and see who WINS! ]:]
AR: So let's get started.
TG: Let's get STARTED.
AR: Yeah.
AR: Gogeta starts with an uppercut.
TG: VOOSH
TG: Zabatchi skillfully dodges!
TG: His SHARINGAN lets him see his opponent's next attack!
AR: Fuck! What?
TG: HAHAHA!
AR: Damnit, you've always had the advantage Gamzee.
TG: That's why YOU need to watch more THINGS.
AR: Okay, so anyway, Gogeta follows up with a Kaio-ken. He tries another uppercut right in Zakutachi's chin. He did not see this coming. The hit is fatal.
TG: GODMODDING!!
AR: Fine, I'll ease up if you don't use the Sharingan anymore.
TG: NNNOOOOOOOO!
AR: This is unwinnable. I quit.
TG: Okay okay okay! Zabatchi's Sharingan deactivates! He doesn't have enough power to keep it going any longer!
TG: So he takes out the Zabuza sword that can cut through rice paper! NEEEEOOOOOOOW!
AR: Why does he have a sword whose main feature is cutting rice paper?
TG: Dude that's the IN-JOKE.
AR: Gogeta snaps the sword in half. With his pinky.
TG: IMPOSSIBLE! Because the sword can cut more than just rice paper, and even an SS4 would have trouble cutting THAT thing in half!
TG: He scores a slash RIGHT IN THE EYE!
TG: BLOOD. GOES. EVERYWHERE.
TG: Your turn, HALF-BLINDER.
AR: Gogeta starts to summon the Spirit Bomb.
TG: OW. Zabatchi gets hit with a BOMB MADE OUT OF A
GHOST.
AR: We've been over this.
TG: It does NOT HURT VERY MUCH AT ALL.
TG: Zabatchi comes out VIRTUALLY UNSCATHED.
AR: Okay, no, you've got it all completely wrong.
AR: This Spirit Bomb has the backing of the entire universe behind it. It takes time to power up though.
AR: But by the time Zabatchi scurries out of the way, it has grown so big that it hits him anyway.
TG: KABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM.
TG: The entire mafia base fades away! Tsuna, Reborn and ALL of their FRIENDS DIE in the MASSIVE EXPLOSION! BEOOOOOOM.
TG: Fwisssssssssh.
TG: Fwoooooooo.
AR: Please stop it with the sound effects.
TG: That's the sound of the wind blowing!
TG: Because Zabatchi is making...his VERY epic return!
TG: Red dots glow through the ashes...
TG: Because his Sharingan eyes are back!
AR: You've got to be kidding me.
TG: Hey, if you're gonn throw the UNIVERSE at me, I WILL fight back. ;]
AR: Fuck, what the hell can I do now. This is unwinnable.
TG: Go Super Saiyan again.
AR: What? No, that stage doesn't exist.
TG: SS5? YES.
TG: Do the impossible, win the unwinnable.
TG: In other words, ROW ROW FIGHT the POWAH.
AR: Those don't mean the same thing at all.
AR: Okay, Gogeta goes SS5.
TG: YESSSSSSSSSSS!!
TG: DUN DUN DUN!
AR: Um...yeah.
AR: He raises his arms up in the air, and creates another ultra-powerful Spirit Bomb.
AR: !!
TG: : [
TG: What? Come ON!
TG: Is that the best you can do?
AR: Yeah, I mean, it's like the strongest attack in Goku's arsenal when it's used right.
TG: No, I mean...
TG: cReAtIvElY!
AR: Fuck that! Who cares about creativity when there's an enemy to kill?
AR: I'll defeat Zatachi at all costs.
TG: Just sayin'. :I
AR: Gogeta, SS5, throws the bomb down on Zatachi.
AR: Boom.
AR: Fwoo.
AR: The wind blows over his dead body.
TG: Told you don't godmod!
TG: Sorry, I have to log off now.
TG: Dinner's ready and I still live with my parents, unlike SOMEONE.
TG: And when we continue - GASP -
TG: Zabatchi makes his EPIC return!
TG: We all THOUGHT he was dead, but then he TOTALLY WASN'T!
AR: I will say this again: unfair.

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Why did Gamzee hype these roleplays up so much? Maybe they'd be passable if it was Gamzee with someone different, or - and you don't mean this out of any sort of pride - someone cool, like you. But aRmed just doesn't get it, because this? This is complete hornswoggle. Even Eridan and Karkat roleplaying a battle between Peggy Hill and frikkin' Marmaduke would be better than this. This isn't even good ironically.

Okay, you are going to make a complaint to this guy right now..

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AR: Gamzee wants me to ask you if you liked it.
CG: Why Are You His Errand Boy For One Thing
CG: No Offense.
AR: None taken. And you tell me, he said we'd get along really well.
CG: What If I Told You That You Are Horrible
CG: And I'm Five Keystrokes Away From Blocking You
CG: ?
AR: Fuck you.
CG: Okay Sorry That's Not True At All!
CG: You're An Alright Person
CG: But
CG: I Can Tell We Ain't Gonna Be Best Buds Right Now
AR: Yeah, so can I.
CG: But You Know Who Honestly DOES Suck
CG: Or, Rather
CG: What
AR: What sucks?

YOU WANT SO BADLY TO INSULT HIM, and yet...you think it might jsut be the straw that broke the camel's back. Maybe you're missing something here, like a sort of irresistible charm point. Maybe this RP truly is that master stroke which Gamgam implied it to be.

> Kanaya: Read the whole thing over again. Deliberate.



You do, and your reply is as follows:

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CG: Most Certainly Not Your RP!
AR: You're serious?
CG: Yeah I Mean...
CG: I Could Read This All Night
CG: The Action Is So Intense
CG: I Never Expected Gogeta To Go Super Saiyan That Fifth Time
AR: Haha, really?
CG: Um
CG: You're Not Misreading This As Sarcasm I Hope
CG: ?
AR: Actually, that part was Gamzee's idea.
AR: But yeah, he said you'd really enjoy it.
CG: This Action Is Frikkin Unreal
CG: You Need To Send Me More ASAP!!
AR: Good to know, I don't know when we'll be RPing again, but I'll tell him you liked it. Maybe he has more stuff saved for you to read later.
CG: That'd Be GREAT
AR: That's all I needed to read. Bye.

aRmed. has ceased chatting with comicGenius

Wow. It seems like he...actually warmed up to you a little at the end there. You're shocked by how one man can be so earnest, and yet so creepy and unlikable.

On another shocking note, the more you read this utter crap the more you feel compelled to go on in your ceaseless fit of sick, sick fascination.

You gasp. This is probably how Rose feels toward her HIDEOUS VANITY-PUBLISHED MYSTERY NOVELS.

You are now eagerly awaiting your next chat with the adorably oblivious aRmed.

[Mibbs]

kanaya: try and style your hair like your moms

[OrangeAipom]

kanaya: try and style your hair like your moms

I think it's like that in this panel.

[Weather Report]

> Kanaya: Retrace steps.



Uh...hm... You hugged the BIONICLE, you jumped on the bed... What else could there possibly be to do?

Let's see... Back at E the Chuck E. Cheese's, you got the second Zaktan, you made sure to keep up with all your stuff...

> Kanaya: Try and style your hair like your mom's.



Yeah! That was it! That's what you forgot.

AW DAMMIT! It ALWAYS ends up like this on the other side! Did you even forget why you always wear that bandana?! You mom always tells you that one hair is what "makes you you". Maybe it has something to do with hormones or staying fresh or whatever. All it does to you though is make you feel just terrible.

> Kanaya: Ummm...



Wait. You remember now. Sollux left in a fit. You thought about calling him up or maybe texting him, but you know he wouldn't answer. When he gets riled up, you just can't stop him. He's as dedicated to his cause as Eridan is to watching King of the Hill! ...You really like making fun of Eridan. Bless his heart.

However, you got an idea of who might be tailing him, and that person would be...

> Kanaya: Message Nepeta.

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comicGenius [CG] began chatting with superstreetFighter [SF].

CG: What Are You Doing
SF: don't talk to me right now!
SF: im busy!!!
CG: at Least Tell Me Where You Are
SF: no!
CG: Bet You're By The Motel 8
CG: Lookin' For A Hussie Double Date
SF: how do you know where sollux went??

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CG: AHA
CG: Word Choice Suggests That You, In Fact, DO Know Where Sollux Is!
CG: Deductive Reasoning Worthy Of Rose Right There
SF: that proves nothing, though!

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SF: and besides, why would i wanna date some hussies?
CG: Oddly Defensive Answer, Nep
CG: I Already Knew For Sure Where Sollux Went
CG: (because really, where else would he go)
CG: And I Will Tell You Right Now: Stop.
SF: if i stop, then what about sollux?
CG: Worst Case scenario, He Goes Into The Story
CG: Best Case
CG: Uh...
CG: He Doesn't
SF: that's why i have to back him up! 3:<
CG: Are You Too Busy To Keep Talking To Me
SF: well...i kind of thought he'd be confronting andrew by now. 3:/
SF: i know i should be happy in a way, but...
SF: sort of disappointed, to be honest.
CG: Yeah I Know I Mean What The Heck Is Up With That
CG: Anyway I'll Leave You With This
CG: I Bet You Think You'll Go In With Balrog's Big Left Hook
CG: But Really Your Attacks Will Be The Equivalent To Rufus's Stupid Belly Bump.

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SF: now is not the time for jokes, kanaya.
SF: crap! where'd he go?!
CG: But I'm Serious!
CG: To An Extent

superstreetFighter [SF] has left the chat.

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Nepeta's right. You should have eased up on her a little.

You hope everything turns out alright.

[greenMachine]

>Thunder and Lightning: Happen by the Motel/Super 8.
>Dueling Haunting Piano Solos Refrains: Happen by the Motel/Super 8.
>Nepata: Investigate?

[jokes]
>Hey, does all this mean that characters from previous adventures were real too? Like Problem Sleuth? Or did he only get popular by basing characters off of real life? If the former, go see him...
[/jokes]

[Weather Report]

>Thunder and Lightning: Happen by the Motel/Super 8.
>Dueling Haunting Piano Solos Refrains: Happen by the Motel/Super 8.
>Nepata: Investigate?

[jokes]
>Hey, does all this mean that characters from previous adventures were real too? Like Problem Sleuth? Or did he only get popular by basing characters off of real life? If the former, go see him...
[/jokes]

Oh, YOU'LL see... hoohoohoohoo, hahahaha. Anything can happen................ maybe.

[OrangeAipom]

Kanaya: Cut off the tip of the bags that stray.