Clusterbent

[Flairina]

Suddenly, extremely fast updates!

Also- Toastercomp. YEEEEEEESSSSSS.

No suggestions, sorry.

[Mizza]

Suddenly, extremely fast updates!

Isn't summer beautiful?

[Chaos Waltz]

Toastercomp is best comp.

seems to me like it's. . . . NEW CHARACTER TIME!

[Mizza]

Perkae: Equip rapier to strife specibus.



Much better.


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Now your STRIFE PORTFOLIO looks a little less sad.


Perkae: Go outside.



You head back into the courtyard, and take a moment to look up at the sky.

You feel like it’s going to be a long night.

[Mizza]

[S] Game: Start.

[Recyth]

That's what i call a glitchy copy. Did you remember to blow the dust out?

[Naristar]

((oh dear that was creepy as hell))

[Flairina]

Woah. Uh, maybe you guys should just stay on the imminently doomed planet, seems safer than that game is.

[Mizza]

That's what i call a glitchy copy. Did you remember to blow the dust out?

((oh dear that was creepy as hell))

Woah. Uh, maybe you guys should just stay on the imminently doomed planet, seems safer than that game is.

{Hehehehehe! And so it begins.}

EE: Assess the damage.

Despite the glitchy start-up screen, the game opens up without a hitch. All the menus seem to be functioning, and the control is smooth.

The game shows Thelai's respiteblock on-screen. What will you do?


EE: Mess with his shit.




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Oops.


EE: Get Thelai's attention.




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Thelai: Answer pesky server player.

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EE: +/- There
EE: - Now an5wer me
II: EE what the FUCK is going on
EE: +/- You were too bu5y fucking around with your knive5 to 5tart the game, 5o I took the liberty of 5tarting it for you
II: seriously SHITSTAIN
II: you couldn't wait for me
EE: +/- We don't have time for 5henanigan5, Thelai
EE: +/- I'm going to 5tart clearing 5tuff out to make room for all the 5tuff we need
II: wait what FUCK no
II: dont FUCKING touch anything else
EE: - We don't have time, Thelai
EE: +/- Ju5t tru5t me, okay
EE: +/- I'll be careful with your 5hit
II: no you FUCKING wont
II: youre gonna break everything and then ill be left to play with a bunch of ruined SHIT
II: just give me a second okay
EE: +/- Fine
EE: +/- I'm going to 5tart deploying what I can, though
EE: +/- I al5o recommend you get your lu5u5 out of the way
EE: +/- He take5 up way too much 5pace
II: you watch your FUCKING tongue DOUCHECANOE
II: just hold your hoofbeasts

[Naristar]

Place something on the roof

[Flairina]

> EE: Jab lusus with something to make it leave.

[Mizza]

EE: Poke lusus to get him out of there.



Hm. No good. Thelai’s lusus doesn’t even react to the cursor.


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II: stop
II: stop whatever it is youre trying to do
II: what are you even doing
EE: +/- I'm trying to DRAG-ON-drop his a55 out of here
II: oh jeez FUCK you that was so bad
EE: +/- Do you have a better idea, 5marta55
EE: +/- Becau5e I 5eriou5ly need to get 5tarted
II: yes i have a better idea
EE: +/- Well, let'5 hear it then
II: take the roast squealbeast
II: and throw it out the door
EE: +/- What
II: just FUCKING do it

EE: Kick that pig.




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The plan works- Thelai’s lusus rushes out the door after his meal. Now you’ve got some space to work with.

[Mizza]

EE: Zoom out.




EE: Make some space.



There we are.

[Naristar]

lusus make a sweet catch!

[Mizza]

EE: Deploy.

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II: what the FUCK is that thing
EE: +/- It'5 a Cruxtruder
EE: +/- It i5 one of the many device5 we will need to play thi5 game
EE: - Don't touch it yet
II: wow FUCK you
II: ill do whatever the FUCK i want SHITLICKER
EE: - I'm 5eriou5 Thelai don't fucking touch it yet
II: weren't you the one that said we were in a FUCKING hurry
II: if we are
II: then lets get this show on the FUCKING road

[Flairina]

Thelai: Attempt to open it. Be blocked by EE-controlled floating chest. Shove chest into cruxtruder, knocking it open.

[Mizza]

Thelai: Try to mess with Cruxtruder.




Thelai: Succeed.

[Naristar]

and at this dramatic moment lets be someone else...Like the sheep guy

[Mizza]

and at this dramatic moment lets be someone else...Like the sheep guy

Naw man, we just became Thelai again. Arctus will be back soon, though~.

[Flairina]

Nice, my suggestion worked! Hmm...

Timer: Reveal yourself. Currently be at an arc number which we will see over and over and over again later on.

[Mizza]

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EE: - Damn it, Thelai, what did you do
II: i dont know
II: what did i do
EE: - You ju5t cut down the time we have con5iderably
II: you mean that countdown
II: theres eight FUCKING hours on the clock
II: calm down
EE: +/- I gue55 we'll be okay
EE: - I would have liked more time to get my bearing5, though
II: suck it up
II: youre the one thats always FUCKING boasting about being good at this sort of stuff
II: so get cracking
II: figure this SHIT out
EE: +/- 5igh
EE: +/- Okay, turn the wheel on the Cruxtruder, then
EE: +/- Let'5 get thi5 5how on the road
II: wait
II: what is this FUCKING thing floating around above my head
EE: +/- It'5 called a kernel5prite
EE: +/- Ignore it for now
EE: +/- Go turn the wheel
EE: +/- I'm going to deploy another gi5mo you'll need

[Naristar]

Fail to ignore the kernal sprite

[Solarwish]

Kernalsprite: Bother the one trying to ignore you.

[Flairina]

> Thelai: Hours? Looks more like minutes to me, unless you spent three whole minutes on that chat. Either way, hurry it along.

[Mizza]

Thelai: Be distracted by sprite.



That’s not hard. The thing is practically yelling at you. You can’t understand it, but it sounds pissed.