MMORPGstuck (LOADSA PLAYERS)

[Never]

I got in in Round one and would like to request a player slot (...if I understand the system correctly...). Thanks!!

[Legendary]

S2 hasn't even started yet. The demarcation just notes who will be in what when we get going.

[Varkarrus]

have I ever mentioned I'm impatient?

I don't want this to sound like a passive agressive let alone an agressive agressive slight against you guys but
YOU GUYS ARE TORTURING ME WITH THE WAIT

[wondeЯland]

Terribly late to every single last bit of the party, ever. Therefore I will henceforth needlessly leave this post here in the interim between now and the new game that I want to participate in, followed by what can only be known as the following; impotent F5'ing for several weeks.

[Varkarrus]

I do the same thing.

[BlackholePA]

I have sort of skipped over this thread for a while now, and have finally got around to finding out what it's all about. It actually sounds really awesome. Can we sign up for Session 2, or have all the spots been taken/sign-ups not been opened yet? The OP mentions that there is a link for S2 sign-ups at the bottom, but I don't see one. :/ Never mind, I found the link with everything. (God DAMN, why didn't I think to check this out earlier. Looking at that list my chances of being a player are very low).

When is Session 2 planned to start, anyway?

EDIT: Would the GMs be required to provide art panels or would this purely be text based/both/somebody else makes the art?

[Legendary]

Every RP must become a fully published doujinshi, produced exclusively by Pratchett-san's fine publishing companies in London, Japan

There's no art.

S2's schedule is unknown.

[Rikushadow5]

Every RP must become a fully published doujinshi, produced exclusively by Pratchett-san's fine publishing companies in London, Japan.

On it.

[Evil Argonian]

I will continue to watch and wait and stay silent as a snake. A silent snake. Yeah.

(Letting people know I'm still here for S2 later but have nothing to say)

[Legendary]

I wouldn't worry about it. I'll send you a PM when I'm ready for you. If you're around, you'll answer. If you aren't around, sucks to be you I guess!

[TribulatoryTerminator]

Ledgedgedgedgendary! Can DM's have input on what some of the classpects do if they have good ideas?

[arroganceEmbodied]

Well, I've been lurking for a while, and think is sounds really fun, so I signed up. Too bad the chances of me getting in are minuscule at best...

You know, if you continue with the massive influx of players, you could always do two unrelated sessions at once, igf only to make it so that more people can play. Especially if it lets you do it without overwhelming the DMs.

Edit: I may have worded that badly/vaguely. I mean to say that you could make an s3, possibly at the same times as s2.

[0geronim0gilgamesh]

We have discussed the possibility of multiple sessions, but I think we were waiting until we had enough people for a full S3 before we even considered it. Im not sure if that is yet the case or not, but it would require a great deal of extra planning and organization to carry out that would make it a less than savory option. In short: We might if we get enough people, but we also might not even if we do. So Im glad I answered that question in an entirely satisfactory way.

[0geronim0gilgamesh]

ITS TIME FOR THE AWARDS

In celebration of the completion of all the entrances of S1, I have decided to mark this momentous occasion with the First Milestone MMORPGstuck Awards. Milestone as in "thank god thats over" and Awards using the loosest that that term as ever been applied, being a meaningless thing that should impact no ones actions in the medium because its goddamn retarded to jepordize the plot so that I can secretly insult you. Regardless, if you feel that someone else, namely yourself, deserved an award more than the person who got it, I will direct your attention to Prototyping for Fuckasses, section every part where Karkat insults you. Let us begin the exultations.

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The Reckicker Award for Best Fighter is divided between The One Award for worst enemies slains-Going To vengenceCreed (himself) for successfully killing two Ogres at once and having most overall Ogre kills, and The Many Award going to solipsisticSurvivor (Recalcitrantlre) for killing so many imps that he became known as the Impocalypse on account of being the only person to have a GUN.

The Worst Fighter Award has been discontinued on account of some of our members being too pansy to break the laws of physics and kill an imp before entering the medium

Next up is Best Server Fighter, which goes to anathemeFisher (yours truly) for having 14 kills as a server player. He (I) also gets (get) the AirStrike Anti-Avatar Award for being the only Server player who killed more imps then their Client Player, because stargazers with rakes are apparently less effective murderers then maniacs with stairs. Who knew?

Contradicting that is the Worst Server Player Award being given to armageddonInitiator (myto_alkoreath) for causing enough destruction to require adding to canon to create a system that repairs a house if it is too far destroyed, which is literally unprecedented, and for attempting to murder, for no reason, his client's sprite, almost dooming the session and killing himself. He likewise got rid of his client's sole possession, which was a stuffed fox apparently...also gaining masterTriangle (Jolt) the Oliver PlotTwist award for saddest Childhood.

Most Self-Aware Award is awarded (suprising I know) to solipsisticSurvivor for calling out the silliness of the narrative/forshadowing future developments a whopping 7 times.

The Barbasol sponsered Tactical Combustion Award for Tactical Combustion goes to vengenceCreed for causing two explosions out of the total of only 5 explosions, making this the worst session ever you guys.

The LSD PSA Award goes to chaoticEmpiricist for passing out in a feverdream, only to find himself surrounded by PURPLE. TALKING. PENGUINS. and then have a wonderful discussion of ICE CENTIPEDES, watch a crazy penguin draw on the ground, and have hallucinations of destruction, that caused him to set out in a random direction at which point he encountered businessman space aliens.

Alchemaster goes to chaoticEmpiricist (Paradoxius) for the Singularity award for longest attempted alchemy chain, and the Incicisphere Innovator Award for screwing that up and just using tape, baffling everyone with how logical that actually is. The Meta-Alchemist sub-award goes to hyperSingularity (Antagonist) for doing 3 alchemizations with items that she created.

The HellMurderPlanet Award for Worst World goes to comiTurtle (hiself) for having the only world actively trying to murder him, and having a death toll of 30. If I were to try to horribly kill one of my players, having a world where spikes appear out of the ground at random intervals is how I would tell him to fuck himself. With 30 kills, his world is surely at the top of its echeladder.

The Least Clever Chumhandle award goes, surprisingly enough to uncleverTitle. For actually legitimate reasons, so quiet you.

Worst Typing Quirk goes to masterTriangle's (Jolt's) "Uncle Myth" whose dialogue was like reading a language made by a creature without eyes in an attempt to murder every grammar teacher in the world.

The Sburbite Award for most knowledge gained about the system goes to rampagingGeneral (General JWJ) for finding out about Skaia, the conflict between Light and Dark, the number of players and planets, Dreamselves, the name of his planet, Prospit society, meeting the Queen, learning about the Dreamclouds, Learning about a secret society against the two sides, being contacted by players from the future, having knowledge that something is not right about their session, and learning about Transportalizers and Alchemy, meaning he knows a bunch I guess.

The Most Unironically Cool Guy Award goes to tangentSniper (Yrr) for being an emotionless cold sniper. And also for forgetting his coat on an ice planet.

The Most Likely to Die First Award goes to unbiasedCompatriot (Velmen) for having his house be destroyed, having no items, a non-powered weapon and no alchemy items, consorts who are attempting in intelligent fashion to kill him, and totally not because hes the black guy.

The Pretentious Fuck Award for references to other works is in fact a tie between vengenceCreed and rampagingGeneral, who both referenced other works seven times a piece.

The Worst Use of a One-Liner Award also goes to rampagingGeneral for using the phrase "Its time to blow this thing wide open." After which he assulted an unarmed secretary, ran into six security guards, and fled crying for his life in a stolen vehicle, sounding more like how I lost my last job then like an action movie.

Big Fucking Hero Award goes without a doubt to vengenceCreed for killing two ogres with a flaming sword while dehydrated, with broken ribs, a shattered arm and leg, and fucking arrows inside of him, to the sound of heavy metal music, leaving him no choice but to shout his impotent rage at the heave-DEAR JESUS FUCK.

The ZooSmell Award for attempted Buttfucking of the Narrative goes to uncleverTitle, for attempting and being denied three actions because hes a moron apparently.

The Nicholas Cage Award for Boner Jokes is awarded to masterTriangle who gave the audience four boners exactly as he planned.

However, The Karfuck awafuck for fuck is fucked by fuckfuckfuck because it would require me to count the fucks, and I have none, so we will never know...

Finally, The Coveted Most Likely to Kill Everyone Award will be divided into two catagories.
For Lifestyle, the award goes to vengenceCreed, for having the poor life choices of being an alchoholic, having the coveted rage symbol, and for being a reclusive individual whose two most notable characteristics are collecting guns and PLAYING VIDEO GAMES. He also made 3 statements hinting at a possible future flip out, more than any other character.

For plot it goes to Velmen for his start of darkness of killing his own consorts, causing him to become dissillusioned with the game he was in. This also doubles as the Grim Dark Story Award, because this was the most serious overall plot thread, as opposed to said purple penguin science adventures in spaceyspace.

VC is the highest level, gaining in echeladder 6 times. He also recieves the Award GristMiner, for gathering grist 7 times. Probably because of his character's tendency to brutalize everything around him like a pychopath.
Imps killed-228
Imps killed not in self defense (you fucks)-34
Imps befriended- 0
Ogres killed- 6
Lowest DKP score- VC at -50
Highest Skepticim Score-UC at 15%
Most Devices used- RG at THOUSANDS

Feel free to craft your own trophies out of whatever is around you at this moment. Except the Barbasol Award, because compiling this list already cost us three casualties.
Feel free to also add your own awards to this mix, but remeber that every time you do, I pay another waiter to spit in your food.

[Unclever title]

While winning the Least Clever Chumhandle award can only be attributed to my own unique genius I've definitely got Kroked and mythicalWashrag to thank for their assistance in securing me the ZooSmell Award for attempted Buttfucking of the Narrative because I can only assume you were counting the whole Toissaac Catsimov fiasco. This alone would probably account for all of my attempted buttfucking.

(Why did I just type that sentence? Why further am I decidedly leaving it in this post? I digress.)

Though there's also the act of picking up of an alchemiter without the required grist and moving it during Cam's entry sequence, resulting in a rewind and a substitution with a bed.

Also, these awards were a fantastic idea.

[TribulatoryTerminator]

You seem to be thinking that the only thing trying to actively kill ComiTurtle is his planet. I would just like to inform you, that no, you are horribly, horribly wrong. Everything is trying to not only kill him, but crush his spirit, and destroy him. Such as his cruxite artifact. And the rapid murder of all his illegally obtained animals. And his safe. And countless other things that will no doubt be happening later on in the session.

Also, I'm going to make a bunch of DM awards later, because I feel like we deserve awards in the form of bits of online unencrypted data.

[myto_alkoreath]

I also obviously got the Timefuck Award, since I screwed up the timeline before the time player could even enter

[Legendary]

Yes but yours was just a retconned impossibility, not a doomed timeline.

[General-jwj]

Ledge said my character had "Icy Defenses" then left before elaborating so take this up with him not me.

[BlackholePA]

I am almost literally sitting here praying that a bunch of people will have gone inactive when S2 starts, but random name searches from the member list indicate that this will most likely not be the case.

Whyyyyyyyyy did I not sign up earlier. I love this sort of thing.

[wolftamer9]

I could be laughing because I'm in round one, but there's always the chance that I'll be in college when this starts and too swamped to play. That would obviously be the most terrible development possible, though. I really hope that's not what happens.

In other news, I've been conversing with a certain Tribulatory Terminator, and even though I was hoping to get a surprise land, I've had an idea that's just too great to pass up. I can't find the conversation about how lands are chosen, but with any luck I'll get my way. Also, it's been pretty much confirmed that TT will probably be my DM a lot, and will most certainly torture me often. Especially because he knows all my plans and will probably openly defy and destroy them.

[Evil Argonian]

I would like to expand on what someone said earlier about a S3 and S2 at once, could we not do a S2 and a smaller S3 if there aren't enough people for a large? I would be happy with a DM or player position...

[Rikushadow5]

I would like to expand on what someone said earlier about a S3 and S2 at once, could we not do a S2 and a smaller S3 if there aren't enough people for a large? I would be happy with a DM or player position...

I've pitched with Lege the possibility of running S2a and S2b simultaneously. Whether they would interact or not isn't something we discussed, mostly because the dicussion boiled down to "Here's an idea" and Lege going "Maybe".

[Legendary]

wolftamer9: Lands are chosen by me pretty much. No one gets any say except Space players (who, by being space players, guarantee their land is a Land of X and Frogs).

S3/S2b: Maybe.

[wolftamer9]

Oh, I see. That's okay, I'll wait and see what I get. (Since it doesn't have to be a secret anymore, my idea was Land of Peppers and Distillery, full of Weasel mobsters who make illicit hot sauce. Yeah, I'll assume consorts are out of our hands too.)

Also, I still find myself chuckling about the origin of a certain player's Denizen and who it traces back to. I won't say anything, but it's kind of funny in retrospect.