Headstuck [Goodbye.]

[vengeanceCreed]

(( Click on the image!

Song is a clip from 'Crystamanthequins,' from the Homestuck Vol. 5 album ))

--[]==> Strangers: Converse.

[Legendary]

Bard of Light: Be the star. It's you.

[myto_alkoreath]

>Molly: Be more clever than VC.

[php213]

>Molly: Go on a drinking spree and prove yourself far less clever than VC.

[Chaos Waltz]

Wait.

Bard of Light.

One who allows destruction by/ One who destroys with Fortune/Fate.

WAT.

[Legendary]

One who allows Fate/Chance to be destroyed, or invites destruction through Fate/Chance, actually. Subtle difference.

[Jolt]

>Strangers: Fail to resist making out

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[Naristar]

Jason that was wonderful, You get 100 points

[hybridHelix]

jolt: how could you ._.;

[MasterBlade]

>Strangers: Rave party!

[vengeanceCreed]

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The first one is through.
He’s so dense. I’ve seen mineral deposits more perceptive than him on the Virudhaka.
The next one’s more intelligent. She shouldn’t be so...”drunk”? I think that’s the word.
Why would they ever let this one lead off?
I dunno! Maybe he’s just a really cool guy!
For fun and entertainment?
Are you kidding me? He’s not cool.
He...might be tough though? A good plan for starting, clearing out underlings. Maybe.
Ahaha! Says Ms. Torchkind!
Eri knows all about people who aren’t cool, she’s probably right.
BURN! Oh, wow! That was unexpectedly appropriate! Get it?! Torch?! Burn?!
...that wasn’t intended?
Well, no!
Anyways...
Pink Softie number one is in. Go team.
Pink Softie number two will be entering shortly. Woo.
Pink Softies three and four...will probably be hit by their meteors. Or prototype them.
i believe they refer to themselves by face names
Wait wait, why would they be hit by their meteors?
...because they look like pink eelskin people? I just have a feeling.
regardless of the human players’ appearances // the last two in the cycle live under unique circumstances // these should be taken into careful consideration when handling them
You doubt my knowledge of probability?
Well. In any case, one is a prisoner, and one is a little girl.
I’m not saying it’s certain. Just a very likely outcome.
Man, you are like SUPER pessimistic today!
... If you so much as begin to make a joke about “that time of the cycle” I will strangle you.
Look, I’m trying to see things more accurately rather than try and beat the odds, for once. It’s rather depressing, actually.
But we’re going to help them aren’t we? Isn’t that the whole point of this?
yes // lets concentrate on the task at hand // we have but a short time before their first entry composes himself in the medium

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[ashdenej]

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Do I spy some sprites that I made, or are they just based off generic templates?

>Chat some more, being equally oblique.

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Do I spy some sprites that I made, or are they just based off generic templates?

>Chat some more, being equally oblique.

The latter, yar.

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Yes. Let’s. There are only four of them. This shouldn’t be this difficult.
I want to go hang out with the tough one. I wonder if we can follow them into the Medium.
Seriously! He looks like he knows how to have a good time! I bet he’s gonna have a really interesting path!
it should be possible in theory // we are after all the gods of this realm // whos to say we do not possess or cannot obtain the power to delve into an incipisphere
Who’s to say we even want to be in the same incipisphere as them? What if we end up dooming the timeline?
I know I do. Its boring not being able to do stuff from here.
Oh come on, timelines sch- Whatever! Our session worked out okay, didn’t it?
Hey, you have NO idea how much work it was for me to make sure it did!
Fel, you spent your entire session bumming out being a pirate in the LOSAS. Don’t even consider distracting the Human players. We have a goal, and I won’t hesitate come in there after you if you make me.
We’re just gonna hang out and say hi! ‘Sides, it sounds like you think Mr Tough Guy could probably use some help!
They all could use help...
He could definitely use help. That’s why I was forced to contact him early despite our plans.
Psychiatric care, at least. Maybe pills.
Mmmmmmm, pills.
we should come to a consensus on who will contact the next player then // i believe her face-name is molly // too many voices speaking at once could prove detrimental to their progress
Dibs on Player number two? Or four. But please not the first one or number three.
Four is mine. I need to break him a bit; way too shy.
It should be veeeeeery fun.
Oh man, can we talk in their heads and make them go crazy?! Venn, you be good community protection delegate, I’ll be bad!
Best plan!
Best-best plan. Ever! Who do we go after?
Okay then. I’ll guide number two down the path she needs to follow or whatever.
Hopefully she’ll be rational...
I think we should go two to each! Just, y’know, ‘cause!
We don’t have two each. Not without Litt and Danom.
Oh, right...
I dont want to share. 4 is mine. All mine.
Okay, Four is yours. So long as you don’t indulge in passionate interspecies reproductions and end up populating the new world with eelflesh demi-deities.
YOU WILL RECOUNT THAT STATEMENT IMMEDIATELY OR I WILL DESTROY YOUR EXISTENCE IN ITS ENTIRETY
No.
Hells no.
That was the best thing I have ever said.
I’m having it fucking bronzed.
Chel and Fel... you guys take one? And the rest of you take three?
One sounds good to me, but can I be with Venn instead?
I dunno man! Maybe Chel has a little crush of her own! Hahahaha!
IF I was going to have a crush on a human, it would most definitely not be the angry drunk one. And that is a big “if.”
enough // we have some time to observe them // lets use it wisely and rediscuss our current consensus once weve established a better idea of how they perform now that one of them has crossed over
Well why don’t we use my suggestion for now, to decide who has the right to intervene if necessary?
And once we understand these failures a little better, we can divide ourselves up properly.
Agreed.
Fine, I guess.
Works for me!
good then
Im already talking to mine. >:D
I’ll talk to Molly shortly.

==> Jaden: Wake up.

[vengeanceCreed]

Time doesn’t really mean a lot when you’re walled up in a little cell with no windows. Besides which naps are good for you (especially after having so much blood drawn; what the hell do the SCIENTEERS use it for?) and you have a hell of a lot of fun hanging out in THE CRAZY GOLDEN DREAM WORLD.

This time you saw something you would like to paint very much, and which did not involve SOME DEAD DOUCHEBAG!

==> "Get to your computer!"

[vengeanceCreed]

Oh god. You’re hearing voices. This is actually not without precedent, but it's still really weird.

Against what is generally regarded as better judgment, you scoot over your computer to find a MYSTERIOUS MESSAGE waiting for you.

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Oh hiiiiiii Jaden!
HH: hiii...you?
Not me, you!
I already know who I am
HH: are you me from the future?
Heck no, you're way too uptight
HH: nice. how do you know that, exactly?
Because. I see you! >:D
I see everything. >:D >:D >:D
HH: you see me? are you one of the scienteers?
HH: did you guys install some kind of radio in my head?!
Nope. We dont need a radio.
HH: oh god, just when i thought it was as bad as it could get...
HH: what?
We being us, not your science men
HH: they aren't my science men
HH: who is us?
HH: err...are...we?
Us is we. >:D
But that is not important right now
HH: uh...huh.
I am here to offer something special.
Something MaGiCaL
Wanna know what it is?
HH: i don't know, my mom told me not to take candy from strangers.
HH: and last time i did i uh....well, i ended up here.
I SAID DO YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT IT IS
HH: OKAY OKAY oh my god
HH: tell me
A way out. >;D
HH: . . .
HH: man, whoever you are, you are one fucked up dude.
HH: that's not funny.
AM I BEING FUNNY TO YOU
HH: NO I JUST TOLD YOU THAT
DO YOU THINK IM FUNNY MR

The lights flicker.

Oh god.

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HH: whoa.
I AM BEING ABSOLUTELY SERIOUS WITH MY OFFER MR UNGRATEFUL
HH: okay! don't kill me. i'm listening.
But first I want you to do me a faaaavor.
HH: you are really menacing.
HH: what is it?
Something you seem to be good at.
HH: excellent, unless it's bleeding.
Paint a picture of me painter man. >;D
HH: you won't tell me who you are!
I am me. Now paint me like one of your france ethnicity females. >;D
HH: my...holy wow i'm so confused
It is simple
You take a brush
Put paint on it
And make a drawing with it
HH: are you...
HH: ARE YOU THAT CHICK FROM MY DREAM?
I SAID PAINT MR PAINTER
HH: oh man
HH: okay
HH: okay.
HH: this changes everything.

==> Jaden: PAINT!!!.

(( AUTHOR'S NOTE: This update starring MasterBlade as '???'! ))

[php213]

>Alien in painting Spy on Jaden and become tsundere for him.

[vengeanceCreed]

Thanks once again to DISCOUNT TIME SHENANIGANS, we are now at the point where you’re done. Remember that thing we said earlier about painting taking a really long time? Yeah, this would’ve taken a really long time.

In either case, this UN-NAMED NOCTUARY is presumably depicting the menacing individual who you were just chatting with. She is reeeally crazy looking. The big difference from the usual subjects of your dream paintings is that she didn't appear in a cloud, she appeared right in front of you. At this point you've got to figure she must be some kind of divine deity or something. It kind of freaks you out. But it's also kind of cool.

But mostly it freaks you right the fuck out.

God, she's crazy looking. And from what you gather, more than a little bit actually crazy.

==> U-NN: Look crazy.

(( AUTHOR'S NOTE: Yet another awesome painting by hybridHelix! ))

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EE: Wow Mr. Jaden, thats pretty good!
Although I am insulted by how big you painted my hips.
But there's time for you to do better. >;D
So Im just going to grab this before the white coat guys bust through that door.
Say hiiiiiii for me! >;D
*vwoosh*

==> HAPPY 100TH UPDATE!!!

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THANK YOU to everyone who made this adventure possible, and to all of you readers and contributors!!!

Also, this is actually Update 101. >_> But there is no getting in the way of a good Jaden freakout.

==> Jaden: Pass out.

[vengeanceCreed]

Ah, there you go again.

Let’s go see what’s going on elsewhere!

==> TT: Pester SM.

[Chaos Waltz]

WITCH OF RAGE.

It's like someone took the combinations that will create the worst possible shenanigans and threw them all inside a barrel of raging fuck-it-all.

>Be on Prospit.

EDIT: For the record, I do mean this as a compliment. I don't know where we're going, BUT IT'S GONNA BE GOOD.

[Godo-kun]

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So is this group of mysterious people the ones that won the last session, I take it? Interestin'.

I don't have a command really, sorry.

[Anthiena]

Ponder this bullshit.

[Karp]

> Molly/Cookie, whoever is the next character who hasn't danced yet: You know what to do.