Headstuck [Goodbye.]

[Qeztotz]

this^^^

[spiritualAfr0]

Hey +1 Reader.

Great adventure so far. I like the characters a lot.

Also I'm throwing this out there now, Cookie's entry item must be a piece of broccoli.

[Qeztotz]

this too^^^

[Dreamscythes231]

Seconding the this ^^^^ and the this before ^^^^^ and the this before that ^^^^^^^^
Oh wait.

Cookie's entry item:Be a dancing broccoli requiring you to dance along with it and do something else.

EDIT:
Also Molly's item:Be fish.That you must catch.

[Dragoncookie]

Hnng I object to the broccoli in the name of Cookie!! asdfgh you people are so meannn.... but the dancing, yes yes.

[Seanorib]

We cannot live without the dancing... even if it is a seizure induced by the kernelsprite.

[zogGears]

>Molly: Mistrust the number three

>Number three: become a thing that is slightly less fake

[vengeanceCreed]

poke it with the whisky bottle

Even after observing VC going through all this stuff, it still seems so shocking when it’s up close. That’s okay, though. A good LEADER is a powerful and independent individual who helps others through her own skill and savvy. You will endeavor to find a PVP solution know what to do when the time comes.

It would seem the heavens have blessed you with your very own CRAZY SPACE BALL. Your mind immediately jumps back to VC’s interaction with his own, and since that seemed to work okay you decide it’s best if you do the same thing. Maybe with a little less drunken freaking out and firing random stuff into your own eyes and/or furniture. A good LEADER is always paying attention to what her people are doing; ideas can come from anywhere, they just might need some refinement every now and again.

You decide you’re going to prod at the SEIZURE KERNEL using the NOVELTY WHISKEY BOTTLE SHAPED LIKE ROBIN HOOD. But you need to get it out of your SYLLADEX first.

==> Molly: Explain Fetch Modus.

[Qeztotz]

throw the other crap in too why not?
its not like it makes any enemies better later on is it?

[vengeanceCreed]

Your BOGGLE FETCH MODUS is pretty sweet because it holds a ton of cards and lets you Captchalogue things willy-nilly. The only drawback is what a gigantic PAIN IN THE ASS it can be to get things out.

In order to remove an object, you must shake the 4x4 CAGED LETTERED CUBE MATRIX to randomize the letters that appear on the face of each of the 16 spaces. Upon doing this, you will have three minutes to find as many words as you can in the randomized 4x4 CAGED LETTERED CUBE MATRIX, scoring points according to how many letters are in each word. After tallying your points, you can then use them to ‘purchase’ objects out of your SYLLADEX, according to the number of the Captchalogue card they're on (e.g., the item in Card 6 costs 6 points to retrieve).

The SYLLADEX is filled in first in, last out order with each new item pushing previously Captchalogued items to a higher and higher number. Therefore, the more items you Captchalogue, the harder it becomes to get items out.

Of course, so as to avoid LEAVING BLANK CARDS and thus UNNECESSARILY COMPLICATING SHIT, the items left in the SYLLADEX file back to the first available card. So if you have a string of PARTICULARLY BAD LUCK, you can just keep getting shit scores and grabbing what you want until you get the desired item. It’s a real fucking fuss, though.

==> Molly: Get ye whiskey!

[Qeztotz]

I thought there would be dancing....
WHERE IS THE DANCING
why is the dancing all gone?

[vengeanceCreed]

This was a pretty good run. Normally, when you’re competing against other players, any points from a word or words that two players got in the same round are REMOVED. You don’t have any such restrictions, so your FETCH MODUS does not count WORDS WITH 3 OR 4 LETTERS because it is kind of a DOUCHEBAG and wants to MAKE YOUR LIFE HELL like that.

In this case it was kind of good because there is a 3-letter word in there which you were too embarrassed to write down.

At any rate, the NOVELTY WHISKEY BOTTLE SHAPED LIKE ROBIN HOOD ended up on Card 5, so you have more than enough points to get it.

==> Molly: Jab at the Crazy Space Ball

[php213]

>Molly: Make a note to farm points for several hours so you'll never take too long retrieving items at inopportune times.

[Anti-Riku]

+1 reader

Oh shit man I was just fucking around when I saw your name, do when I decided to check it out I was shocked to see an entire fancomic... Anyways keep up the good work man (b~_~)b

PS: something random fall into kernel

[vengeanceCreed]

Argh! Why won’t the damned thing hold still?! You need to distract it somehow; lull it into a false sense of security.

Hmm…

You know what you need to do.

==> [S] Molly: Dance!!!

(( AUTHOR'S NOTE: :D ))

[Qeztotz]

Yessssssssss.......................

[MirrorMagic]

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[MirrorMagic]

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[hybridHelix]

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YES.

[Anti-Riku]

YES.

HELL. FUCKING. YES.

[hybridHelix]

"[Homestuck] will finish on the 21/12/2012. As the meteors begin to fall, the last page will have a download link to two files, and the words 'you know what to do.'"

^ YES.

[Qeztotz]

yesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyes
(oh god what have i started?)

[Anti-Riku]

fredfredburger yes!
(the most terrifyingly long one of these ive seen)

[Seanorib]

Make the dance something like the Thriller.

Or maybe the hokey pokey?

[Anti-Riku]

^ C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!!!!!