Headstuck [Goodbye.]

[vengeanceCreed]

>cookie : attempt to aclimatize to the game by picking up the rug
>flail it around in a controlled and orderly manner
>flail it around in a less controlled manner
>fling it over molly's head

As soon as you yourself began to play as VC’s server you started to dread this moment.

It is very important for an effective leader to know her people inside and out, and you know for a damn fact that Cookie HATES BUILDING GAMES and is UNIQUELY TERRIBLE AT THEM, and you quickly come to the realization that you should have probably moved any and all of your valuable belongings to a safe place.

… Oh god. Nothing can stop her now.

==> SM: Break shit.

[TheFinalWraith]

Quickly catchalogue everything you really don't want to see destroyed.

[Karp]

>Cookie: Become a whirlwind of destruction.

>Molly: Dance your troubles away.

[vengeanceCreed]

Screw up.
Immediately.

BREAK SHIT.

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SM: Oh god! Molly, I'm so sorry!
SM: Ugggggh, I hate building games so much. :(

==> Molly: Look outside.

[Chaos Waltz]

Cookie> "Oh that looks valuable. . . oops. . ."

[Qeztotz]

> get over the loss of your possesions
> tell her to get the fuck on with the placement of those dodads

[vengeanceCreed]

Molly look outside
explaine house!!

Well then.

The wanton destruction of the LIGHTHOUSE where you live has begun.

Your GRAMPA is going to have words with you about this when he gets back from whatever it is he’s doing.

You’d better get Cookie on to deploying those machines before the house ends up with more holes in it.

==> Cookie: Deploy Cruxtruder.

[TheFinalWraith]

Molly: Maybe you can guide Cookie where the best spot for placing equipment would be?

[vengeanceCreed]

It's going to be a long day. You can already tell.

You're going to need Molly to be a little more hands-on about this. As if sensing your distress, she doubles back to her computer.

==> Cookie: Build.

[Legendary]

Cruxtruder: Topple from your precarious position onto the lawn, opening up much sooner than everyone would like.

[vengeanceCreed]

Molly carefully walks you through the finer points of building. Or, well, gives you a few loose guidelines. You follow them to the best of your ability and make a neat little platform and some stairs oh dear god what did you do?!

… Oh shit.

==> Now what?!

[Chaos Waltz]

Drop it by the front door.

[Naristar]

can't you put it in like a empty room....the one iwht all the vats and liquids looks nice

[Qeztotz]

can't you put it in like a empty room....the one iwht all the vats and liquids looks nice

yesssss (second)

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hilarity,
SHE AWAKES!

[Velmen]

> Velmen the cruxtruder

> Accidentally Velmen the cruxtruder, causing it to _______

> Set the cruxtruder down safely, taking every precaution in case of an accidental Velmen occurring

[hybridHelix]

take a raging velmen right off the side of the cliff.

[Chaos Waltz]

. . . the hell is velmen?

[Qeztotz]

. . . the hell is velmen?

a very good question
second

[vengeanceCreed]

>Cookie: Become a whirlwind of destruction.

can't you put it in like a empty room....the one iwht all the vats and liquids looks nice

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TT: :D Hmm…… whyd on’t you justs et it downi n the frontl awn somewhere untily ou get the hang ofit? :C
TT: :D The timer doesnts tart until we taketh e lid off it :C
SM: That’s probably for the best.
SM: Eek! Sorry, I have to get used to the way this thing moves, I can never tell if---
SM: … Uh oh.
TT :D Whatw as that noise? :C
SM: Ummm.

==>

[TheFinalWraith]

Cookie: Check how much build grist you have left.

[Qeztotz]

wow
even ive never cocked shit up that bad
im awed
>cookie: attempt to put it on the lawn
>structural integrity: fail

[vengeanceCreed]

It occurs to you that this may be some form of karmic retribution for what happened in VC’s house. You take a moment to collect yourself, and get back to the keys.

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TT: :D ok so :C
TT: :D The firstt hing I needy ou to do isch eck on the cruxextruderer :C
SM: That’s the thing I just dropped off, right?
TT: :D Did thel idc ome off? :C
SM: No, it looks okay. It landed right-side up too! I’m really sorry about your house. :(
TT: :D Its ok :C
TT: :D Nexti need yout o have al ook at the Gristc ache and tell meh ow much gridt weh ave left. :C
SM: Hmmm. It says we have 72/200 left. Is that good or bad?
TT: :D Whoa :C
TT: :D Itso kay t ats still a lot moret han VC had! :C
TT: :D NowC ookie I wantyo u to opent he Phernalithingy again and take out the Totemt hing and thea lchewatsit :C
SM: Totem Lathe and Alchemiter?
TT: :D yup! :C
TT: :D Now Iw ant you to put themv ery carefully neart he Crux machine :C
TT: :D Illb e down theres oon once I grab ac ouple of things :C

==> Cruxtruder: Level up.

[Qeztotz]

>structural integrity : fail
>peice of roof : open cruxextruderer

[Seanorib]

Cruxtruder: Level up for demolishing Molly's house.

[myto_alkoreath]

>Mike Holmes: Make it right.