User: Turn on "The Quartets".
Well of course you've turned it on. That's kind of obvious. You're hoping to play this thing, and are obviously confronted with THREE TWO options. Your last MEMORY CARD got thrown out by this weirdo called LEGENDARY. Also it was for the bad version of this game. Anyway. The OPTIONS are fine, so you don't even have THAT option. You'll just uh, start playing.
User: Start a New Game.
Of course. Once again you're confronted with FAKE options. You're supposed to CHOOSE A CHARACTER, but only one is on the CHARACTER MENU right now. The other tabs are all blank. So yeah, you'll take control of this girl because really if you don't, the game cannot continue. And that's not any fun at all.
User: Be the first girl.
You are now this GIRL. She is standing in her ROOM, because yes this is one of those ADVENTURES. She is in need of a name to begin her ADVENTURE! Unfortunately, government regulations have limited your choices somewhat. Both her FIRST and LAST name need eight letters.
Oh and one last thing: Good luck!