MAGIC MAKER - Not your typical anime!

[DairunCates]

Alright. Calm down. We picked her because she's the slow one. We should be able to catch up even with our pathetic little ferret...thing... legs.

Also, the cute thing is freaking her out. Time to try the other side of things. Threaten to eat her soul if she tells anyone.

[Agent1022]

On the other hand, everyone else on the track has seen you. You might want to deal with that, too.

[smuchmuch]

Relax, you have been seen but it's just a group of teenage girls, so that should be eay to fix.
Either catch up wuth her fast or just quickly make a contract with another one of the girls on the track. anywya once you have your new ward, just make her bully (if she's strong) or convince the others witnesses (if she'shas scrupules, make somme excuse along the lines of 'the forces of evil must not know i've eben here or the lives of all your firned would be in danger and so on") into saying they never saw anything and the girl who called isweird and a compulsive liar. When the police arrives and it's the world of one girl who pretend to saw a monster (no offense) against all of the others who say she's crazy, who do you think they are going to believe ?

[Lisawags]

>WHAT ARE YOU DOING? RUN THE FUCK AWAY! YOU DON'T WANT GODDESS MAD, DO YOU???

[Kaynato]

STRANGULATE HER WITH THOSE... APPENDAGES OF YOURS!!

[Naristar]

Tackle Her and give her the skinny

[MegaRock35]

>F: Tell her that if she calls the authorities, you'll tell them that you've infected her with an alien virus, resulting in her being quarantined.

[Whimbrel]

KIDNAP HER GO GO GO

SHE WILL TELL NO ONE

Make her a magical girl pre-emptively, to magically keep her from talking. Sure, the goddess might be miffed if she finds you didn't get consent, but it's better than if you were FOUND OUT

Heck, just make the whole track team magical girls to keep them from talking. PERFECT PLAN

[Brickman]

The logical choice is to just get out of there, but I like DairunCates' suggestion better.

[The Idea Master]

Get her!

[Pharmacy]

Welp, these people must have some silly version of you and all of the stuff your kind does on TV! You will have to make her an offer she can't refuse!

HELL

FUCKING

YEAH

Oh yeah, all the fame, all the fortune, all the money. Who could resist such an tantalizing offer?

You would totally do this --



-- if only the GODDESS was not such an amazing cockblock.

She will murder your guts if you draw that SORT of ATTENTION.

On the other hand, everyone else on the track has seen you. You might want to deal with that, too.

Relax, you have been seen but it's just a group of teenage girls, so that should be easy to fix.

GAH.

STOP BEING RIGHT, BRAIN.

KIDNAP HER GO GO GO

>WHAT ARE YOU DOING? RUN THE FUCK AWAY! YOU DON'T WANT GODDESS MAD, DO YOU???

THAT CAN WAIT LATER

You use your pathetic little FERRET...THING...LEGS (seriously, you have NO IDEA what sort of SPECIES you are) to catch up the WARD.

>F: Trip.

Huh, your CUTESY STUMPS you call your FEET do pack a punch!

>W: Save.

On one hand, the COLLISION made you SLIGHTLY DISORIENTED.



-hbpphhhhbblllkkrrbbbb

On the other hand, you manage to save your WARD from HEAD TRAUMA.

LIFE goes both ways though, ain't it?

Threaten to eat her soul if she tells anyone.

You do just that.



AI SASAKI looks a bit PERTURBED at your THREAT.





W-well, at least you got her ATTENTION, right?

==>

[Alana]

> APOLOGIZE PROFUSELY and ASK VERY POLITELY while COWERING FROM HER FISTS. If you get a change, explain your situation with the GODDESS in a way that makes you look sympathetic!ß

[Whimbrel]

F> "Can I ask you a question?"
W> "...sure"
F> THAT COUNTS AS CONSENT GO GO GO

[Agent1022]

>Um...um...apologetic hugs?

[Edrobot]

>Create the most badass Magical Gril that you she can imagine. And instead of a wand, let her use a minigun.

[SonidZero]

>F: Don suit, conduct business. Use a slideshow presentation to gain her fancy.

[Iyestorm]

>I don't suppose you could just use your undo button and try this again from a different angle? I mean, even after you deal with this girl, you have to deal with the crowd. Your goddess must have accounted for this, so you must have an undo button. What is it? Time travel? Memory erasure? Flat out denial? Dancing Lobsters? You already messed up your first impression, so if you can't fix it somehow, you're gonna have a hard time.

...personally, flat out denial is my favorite so far. Watch the rest of the track team believe it.

>What you were saying before? About eating her soul? T-that was just a test. Of bravery. Which she just passed. Congratulations. She can lower her fist now. Please. Even if you are immortal, you *do* feel pain and do not like it very much.

>Remember, looking cute and looking pathetic are two different things, even if they can overlap. If she does hit you again, try to look pathetic without looking cute. True crying looks like that. Cry legit tears and just throw a tantrum about your lot in life, because so far it just looks like total shit, 'cause you're immortal yet can still feel pain, have less freedom than a cubicle dweller in a Dilbert-style workplace, and even little girls will beat you up for no good reason, and the invisible people giving you suggestions are laughing at your misfortune the whole time and-and...

...oh gods that godess cursed you into this form didn't she. What the hell did you do to deserve this, man? You musta screwed up somehow to end up like this. Seriously, your life sucks. Man, the rest of us have it good.

...I should probably stop. I feel bad for you now. Oh, crap, that's just making it worse, isn't it? The only thing worse than ridicule is pity.

...Oh wait, that's right. You *want* her to pity you. That's how low you're willing to go. As pathetic as you are, you haven't even hit rock bottom yet, have you?

...

...I'm not helping at all, am I?



>Alternative idea: Just wait until the monsters show up. She won't have much choice then, right?

[ProfessorLizzard]

F> "Can I ask you a question?"
W> "...sure"
F> THAT COUNTS AS CONSENT GO GO GO

Yarp, seconding this.

[Shadow Phoenix]

Thirding.

You can work out the details later, and the other options seem even less possible at this moment, godess-wise

[smuchmuch]

>Use you marketing genius, Talk to her about the amzing deal she'll get if she joins now and the totaly free of charge trial period that she can totaly resign if she doesn't like it, no string attached (except for all the little caluse you have forgotten to mention who makes quiting even more of a hassle than goin with it. but no point to bother her with that, right ?)
... O yeah and, if it's tat important, you should probably check if she is acualy thirteen bofore tricking her into a contract, will probably save you som trouble in the long term (she could be older than she looks)

also:

> That godess sounds like she's a power control freak with a cosmic wand wedged up her holly arse; what's her deal anyway ?

(also totaly seconding the spirit of yestorm's post because mentaly torturing a fanventure protagonist is alway fun.)

[Jay]

My original though was, "Screw this chick. There's gotta be some nice, manipulable homeless girl around here. Find the nearest orphanage!"

But... this girl has sass.

[Cauchemar]

> Ai: Force some common sense into the little monster. With your fists.

> Fujio: Pretend it means "Yes, I agree" in some made-up language.

[Kaynato]

Demonstrate soul-eating powers. You aren't kidding.

[One With Nothing]

F> Back up a bit to show you're willing to compromise. Calmly and rationally explain why you're here; hopefully she'll listen to reason and come to the right decision.

W> Totally don't listen to reason and continue path of violence.

[Jacquerel]

My original though was, screw this chick.

I don't think this is that kind of adventure.