-FOODLESS-

[Dragoncookie]

((OK guys I am like stupid so I decided to make a fan-Homestuck adventure. With a very hungry main character, so watch out ok?
btw I am an idiot so I have picked names for three of the 4 humans ): and 1 troll. But if you give them witty names I will do my best to make a stupid reaction.))



A young lady stands in her bedroom. It just so happens that today, the 14th January, is not a special day at all. Actually, this young lady needs something to do urgently before she cleans out the house's food supplies. Why don't you try to guess what her name is?

[Airedar]

> Lucy Lips

Clearly.

[Kíeros]

> Star Vashun.

[Lovecraftian]

Goggles Mcfreckleface

[Naristar]

Bottom Less foodbag

[Airedar]

> Bootum les Fudbague

^>^

[whimsicalGuru]

>Tatum Bootaki

[vengeanceCreed]

>Butthat Duckboots

[SuperDitz]

> Nommy McHungrypants

[wolftamer9]

>Sam Thinkpla Sibble.

[heatedGolem]

>Kymee Baggman

[Aigis]

>Gobbles McGunkchugger.

[Tam Lin]

Gula Glutoneria

[Staff Deployment]

> Cannonfodder McUselessbitch

[Dragoncookie]

You ponder stealing some WITTY COSMETICS from your OLDER SISTER'S bedroom, yet it is usually well guarded and you'd rather not take that chance of dying.
These people know nothing of naming. Your real name sounds a lot more delicious.

Your name is...


...COOKIE DOKU. You are a 14 YEAR OLD GIRL that lives in the MIDDLE OF NOWHERE, more specifically a LARGE DESERTED ISLAND.
You love VIDEOGAMES and FOOD, not to mention ARTSY STUFF. Your room is usually messy, though you don't care and your SIS doesn't either, so it's pretty much OK.
You have a thing for LARGE GOGGLES, since cool people like MEGPOID GUMI wear them.
As it would be expectable from an INHABITANT OF A DESERTED ISLAND, you have no FRIENDS, only online. You have a few CHUMS, including your BEST FRIEND whom you knew personally before moving to the MIDDLE OF NOWHERE.
Worst decision ever.

What will you do?

((orz sorry for lateness but I had no gif animator.
I only used the first 6 suggestions and it was already 90 frames which I had to manually convert format twice. @_@))

[Naristar]

swallow that cookie!

[Tam Lin]

cookie poison

[TheFinalWraith]

Examine Room.

[Dragoncookie]

--> Examine Room

Your room is BIG and TOO EMPTY- you don't do much, usually only eat or talk to your chums. God, where ARE your chums?!

[Kíeros]

> Inside THE BOX. Look there.

[vengeanceCreed]

> Hunt down your chums!

If they're not around,

>Jump up and down on your bed!

EDIT, the NEXT DAY: Holy crap, I ONLY JUST NOW saw THE BOX. o_o;

[TheFinalWraith]

They're obviously on the computer.

[Lawface]

>Feed the poster on your wall.

[Naristar]

look at the books

[Dragoncookie]

--> Inside THE BOX. Look there.

Inside THE BOX, you keep your OLD SCHOOLBOOKS. In fact, you're pretty sure that 'it' is down there, but you don't need it, and these SCHOOLBOOKS are quite heavy.

--> Jump up and down on your bed!

Your bed is by far TOO HARD for such an activity! You would love to, though. Maybe get a new bed sometime?

--> Feed the poster on your wall! and --> Look at the books.

You can't FEED A POSTER! Even just the concept alone is PREPOSTEROUS. And those books are just old drawings of yours, nothing worth seeing.

--> Hunt down your chums!

Ahh, your trusty DESKTOP. Beautiful COOKIE background, with a little addon here and there, through your trusty ART PROGRAM PAINT TOOL SAI. Talking about computer art, where did your tablet go again? Well, you haven't seen it in months. You're just going to find it sooner or later, though.
Oh! It seems like one of your chums is online. You decide to...

--> Pester magicSentinel.

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-- snackMonster [SM] began pestering magicSentinel [MS] at 09:34 --
SM: Yo
SM: Gurl
SM: You there?
MS: jeez calm down Cookie. You're making me high.
SM: You're always high you moron.
MS: well a litle but
MS: what do you want anyway I need to tell you exciting shit.
SM: little*
SM: When will you learn to type you moron.
SM: I just wanted to get out of boredom so I don't, y'know, eat.
SM: What do you want to tell me?
MS: I got a new game! A GAME COOKIE. IT'S A VIDEO GAME. I HAVE A VIDEO GAME ASDFGHJK LET'S GET EXCITED.
SM: YOU have a video game. WHAT IS THIS WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO MY BEST FRIEND. You're an alien aren't you. I KNEW IT. I knew it. OH GOD don't kill me please. PLEASE.
MS: orz don't be lame.
MS: so do you wanna play or what.
SM: Well of course. But how do we play? Don't I need a copy or something?
MS: um yeah. I kind of forgot that...
SM: How am I supposed to get a copy? What's the game's name anyway?
MS: it's called SBURB. I have no idea how to get you a copy Cookie.
SM: AWW but I'm excited now! You're such a lameass.
MS: well I'm sorry miss Awesome, but everyone forgets essensial details once in a while!
SM: essential*
SM: LEARN TO WRITE.
SM: Must I link you to an online tutorial.
SM: MUST I YOU WORTHLESS PIECE OF MAGICAL SHIT.
MS: no.
MS: anyway why don't you try talking to MM maybe he'll know what to do. Who knows, maybe he can send you a hack of SBURB or re-program it based on my shitty description.
SM: He would sooo do that. I'll pester him when he comes back on. Now you go learn young lady I will not speak to you until you can type properly.
MS: ok ok. Bye Cookie, I'll eat something to honor you.
SM: ...

-- magicSentinel [MS] ceased pestering snackMonster [SM] at 10:06 --