Chaos Diplomacy -- [THE END]

[Anomaly]

Alliance would be much more acceptable, little German man. Secrets of bears and bear-catapults will be given to no one, however.

[Kocel232]

VIENNA gives few shits about BEARS AND BEAR CATAPULTS. VIENNA will keep to its CHEAP TINNED SAUSAGES, with which it will FLOOD THE ECONOMY and BUST HEADS.

[anacreon]

damn what does warsaw have?

[Anomaly]

Is right, Vienna. Keep tiny sausages to yourselves. No one wants to see them.

[Fragowump]

At least until it's the only food source to have survived the up coming apocalypse, or something equally ridiculous.


And Anacreon, Warsaw has us to help it do stuff.
If everyone accepts the proposed alliance between the germanies, russia, and yourself.

[ProfessorLizzard]

Alright, WateryHell has been afk a bit. Using my crystal ball, I deduced he would buy a Fleet, because that is the only way he could reach both of his neighbours.




1901 SPRING

And thus, the great war of wits has started.

Orders deadline: January 27, 9:00 AM, GMT+0. Failure to send them in will result in a HOLD order. If I receive all actions, the turn may end earlier. Remember that you are allowed to talk privately in PMs too!


Also DD : What you are doing is fine, playing as residents of a country commenting about the events is a fun thing : D

[DecidedlyDevious]

Awesome, then I will continue to represent Germany's budding gay sub-culture!

[gloomyMoron]

Hey... Greece didn't fleet. Neat! It means I only really have to worry about Tunis. Only have to worry about Tunis.

[GenetiXientist]

I am Invincible! For a bit. I basically want to cause trouble in Britain.

[reignonyourparade]

http://wargaming.bismarckslounge.com...acy_rules.html

VII.3.3, both of denmark's neighbors can be reached with armies.

[Schazer]

Dudes I AM Africa right now.

Also I bring to the cultural pissing contest Hannibal (no you philistines not Mr. Lecter), the finest general to ever look at an elephant and think "shit I'd look great marching into war on one of those."

[CSJ]

Never get into a land war in Russia.

I ain't going anywhere near the cluster that's about to happen down there until next year, just hold pretty darlings. :P

[ProfessorLizzard]

http://wargaming.bismarckslounge.com...acy_rules.html

VII.3.3, both of denmark's neighbors can be reached with armies.

Ah right, it is true. I am willing to change it to an army retroactively once he is back and dislikes his fleet.

Also as a GM, I live in Switzerland, protected by CLOCKWORK PSIONIC SHIELDS OF NEUTRALITY. Oh yeeeeaah B<

[hurlingPagan]

Ooh pretty map, I will be the mighty Irish. Fear my superb getting drunk skills. :P

[ProfessorLizzard]

The mighty Irish are a neutral party, utilizing Fey Magic to keep everyone out from Ireland.

[hurlingPagan]

Yes, because otherwise they can't get drunk. I think I am the only man suitable for the job of drunken Feyfolk.

[Alana]

Awesome, then I will continue to represent Germany's budding gay sub-culture!

Hell. Fucking. Yes.

Russia, we may need to borrow your bears for a while...

[CSJ]

Hell. Fucking. Yes.

Russia, we may need to borrow your bears for a while...

Bear cavalry are an important part of my military.

I don't want people riding my bears.

[Alana]

We'll be making sure they're enjoying it, though!

[Airey]

i demand pictures

[Epamynondas]

Man what is Belgium even known for besides beer, I need to go look this up

You, uhm...

well

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Anyway! As the spanish leader AND ALSO a spanish citizen I must tell you that we have NOTHING OF INTEREST WHATSOEVER in this country and that's the reason. I WILL NOT STAY IN THIS SHITTY PLACE A SINGLE MINUTE MORE. also don't come to this country it's boring seriously taking it would be the worst idea ever

I hereby promise all my fellow leaders SUBOPTIMAL STRATEGIES and possibly A QUICK DEATH.


That's all. Who wants to be my friend?

[Kocel232]

You silly geese, Belgium is known for its DELICIOUS WAFFLES.

[InoxFy]

I am just starting to realize how stupid getting a fleet was.

[DecidedlyDevious]

Hell. Fucking. Yes.

Russia, we may need to borrow your bears for a while...

And London's heavy supply of Crisco.

[GenetiXientist]

And London's heavy supply of Crisco.

It's yours!