Alliance would be much more acceptable, little German man. Secrets of bears and bear-catapults will be given to no one, however.
VIENNA gives few shits about BEARS AND BEAR CATAPULTS. VIENNA will keep to its CHEAP TINNED SAUSAGES, with which it will FLOOD THE ECONOMY and BUST HEADS.
damn what does warsaw have?
At least until it's the only food source to have survived the up coming apocalypse, or something equally ridiculous.
And Anacreon, Warsaw has us to help it do stuff.
If everyone accepts the proposed alliance between the germanies, russia, and yourself.
Alright, WateryHell has been afk a bit. Using my crystal ball, I deduced he would buy a Fleet, because that is the only way he could reach both of his neighbours.
And thus, the great war of wits has started.
Orders deadline: January 27, 9:00 AM, GMT+0. Failure to send them in will result in a HOLD order. If I receive all actions, the turn may end earlier. Remember that you are allowed to talk privately in PMs too!
Also DD : What you are doing is fine, playing as residents of a country commenting about the events is a fun thing : D
Awesome, then I will continue to represent Germany's budding gay sub-culture!
VII.3.3, both of denmark's neighbors can be reached with armies.
Dudes I AM Africa right now.
Also I bring to the cultural pissing contest Hannibal (no you philistines not Mr. Lecter), the finest general to ever look at an elephant and think "shit I'd look great marching into war on one of those."
Never get into a land war in Russia.
I ain't going anywhere near the cluster that's about to happen down there until next year, just hold pretty darlings. :P
Ooh pretty map, I will be the mighty Irish. Fear my superb getting drunk skills. :P
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Yes, because otherwise they can't get drunk. I think I am the only man suitable for the job of drunken Feyfolk.
Anyway! As the spanish leader AND ALSO a spanish citizen I must tell you that we have NOTHING OF INTEREST WHATSOEVER in this country and that's the reason. I WILL NOT STAY IN THIS SHITTY PLACE A SINGLE MINUTE MORE. also don't come to this country it's boring seriously taking it would be the worst idea ever
I hereby promise all my fellow leaders SUBOPTIMAL STRATEGIES and possibly A QUICK DEATH.
That's all. Who wants to be my friend?
You silly geese, Belgium is known for its DELICIOUS WAFFLES.
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