Mcstuck

[PageOfHopelessness]

======> Possess Sollux



You fly down to sollux, who is absolutely ASTONISHED TO SEE YOU. Youre not sure why really, It's just LITTLE OLD YOU and not some SPOOKY SPECTER. You say TO HELL WITH IT, and enter his body.

======> Interrupt makeouts



KANAYA gives KARKAT a good scolding from SOLLUX's body, which she has REDECORATED ACCORDINGLY.

KARKAT is getting sick of this, and his shift is LONG OVER. What should he do to escape this situation?

[Kíeros]

> Just get up and leave.

[momatoes]

jump through an open window

[Naristar]

fastest way is always fire

[WhyPurpleWhy]

Hit the fire alarm

[Grug]

Go hand with your best friend Dualscar.

[PageOfHopelessness]

======> Just get up and leave



Kanaya gets out of sollux's body and re enters her own, for convenience. She STRUTS over to her TEEN NOVEL and prepares to exit when SLAM. You are now officially

McStuck.

======> Karkat: Jump out a window



You have ZERO INTENTIONS of staying trapped in some musky FREEZER ROOM with these idiots. no sir. You run for the nearest window-- But drat, it has BARS WELDED ACROSS ITS FRAME. Not to mention it isnt a window. Its more like an air vent. But you suppose if you can find a HEAVY OBJECT, you can swat those bars away and crawl back into the lobby. Perhaps theres something laying around the freezer room?

[Roselalonde]

> Grab a slab of meat.

> Look around.

[Kíeros]

> Use icicle as a battering ram.

[Naristar]

sollux wigg the fug out!

[momatoes]

> Use Sollux as a battering ram.

[whimsicalGuru]

>Sollux... use your freaking eye beams or something....

[Roselalonde]

> Kanaya: Like, go find your stash of weed, man.

[PageOfHopelessness]

======> Look Around



You LOOK AROUND for an object that might break these damned bars. YOU HEAVILY CONSIDER grabbing at the giant slab of meat, but sigh when you see TAVROS eating it.

Your other options include a cheeseburger shaped cushion, a poster of HARRIET TUBMAN, and a NOVEL WITH A SUBSTANCE HIDDEN INSIDE IT.

======> Use icicle as battering ram



You run over to an icicle, but drat, its made completely of cardboard! What a cheap restaurant!

======> Sollux: Wig Out, Use eye lasers



Youre not feeling very CRAZY, but you do STRIKE A SASSY POSE and let loose your optic blast. You forgot to mention the company replaced your psiioniic powers with FRYoniic powers!

======> Kanaya: Like, go find your weed stash man



Much Obliged!

You open TWILIGHT and fish out your JOINT, embracing the sweet yet smoky kiss of mother nature.

TAVROS seems to be curious about said substance, and scurries over.

======> knock knock




Sollux: guy2 ii hear a knock.
Sollux: Come on guy2 plea2e lii2ten two me
Sollux: 2omeone miight 2ave u2
Sollux: waiit what the fuck are you 2mokiing ky

[Kíeros]

> Sollux: Ignore everyone else; tell the person knocking at the door that only you are trapped in there.

[PageOfHopelessness]

(shameless signal boost)

i want to try and get at least 4 commands in, im bad at propelling plot on my own so im kind of relying on you guys.

[momatoes]

> Karkat: take matters into your own hand and SHOUT to the person on the other side that YOU ARE TRAPPED

[Reecer6]

Aradia: Be another cashier
Vriska: Order 100 of everything

[Roselalonde]

> Kanaya: Go get your lighter. You did bring it with you, right?
> Sollux: Knock on the door in the beat of Flight of the Bumble Bee.
> Anyone have a phone?

[der]

> Check Harriet Tubman poster for tunnel in wall leading to freedom.

[shirtedSamurai]

Kanaya: fire it up.
Tavros: Receive world's largest contact high.

[Naristar]

Ya'll start screamin like chickens

[Kíeros]

Aradia: Be another cashier
Vriska: Order 800 of everything

Why would Vriska only buy one hundred, when she could buy eight

[PageOfHopelessness]

======> Sollux: Knock on the door in the beat of Flight of the Bumble Bee.



You do so! KARKAT wonders what in fucks names gotten into you and commands you to take off the BEE SUIT.

======> Kanaya: Go get your lighter. You did bring it with you, right?



You Know Damn Well I Do.

KANAYA makes a sly face and reaches for her lighter. shes ready to FLY; and this time she has a CO PILOT.

======> Fire it up



you LIGHT UP. the world suddenly makes no sense; KANAYA and TAVROS stare off into the distance. who is HARRIET TUBMAN? where did the BURGER CUSHION come from? these questions haunt their thoughts.

======> cell phones?



TAVROS has one, but quite frankly KARKAT isnt too keen on the conditions for using his phone. he'd rather not REPEAT THEM OUT LOUD. He'll have to SIGNAL FOR HELP some other way, and what great timing, he's pretty sure his co-workers shift just began.

=====> Aradia: be another cashier



You are now ARADIA MEGIDO. You work the night shift , and have just heard some pretty disturbing noises coming from the freezer. You suspect it to be the doing of one of your co-workers, NEPETA ( a WAITRESS) , or GAMZEE ( fellow CASHIER). Youre not sure why MCTROLLS even has a waitress. its fast food! Crap, you hear a customer. better go take care of that.

======> Vriska: order 100 of everything



Your name is VRISKA, and youve come here to order YOUR FAVOURITE SNACK.

order 100? HA. why ord8r 100 wh8n you could ord8r ei8ht? :::

Looks a little understaffed tonight, and you see not a cashier in sight.

What will you do?

[Roselalonde]

> Get a good look of your surroundings.