Sweet Jade and Hella John: 15 troll deaths in one Godzilla blast!

[Mibbs]

yo i have no idea what is happening here

[Great Pikmin Fan]

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Jade got nosebled from loking aat BOOBS for 3 owers and is fly thru air.

Also she capaloge the magazine to kep from lozing it on fly. (this is short sene so I no want lots of panels for this ok?)

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But she gets Pawnched cuz this is the PUNCH IN FASE MODIS! (se before that forshoadowing?)

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Jade is off the ship, and ship is stil on fire! (pulse is smells like yoshy shit to) But the plus news is htat John makes it to WARMP ZONE!

(Also Yohi now drawing I dont lik using BARNY for Yoshi)

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PICK A WORLD!

• World 1: Gas World (YOU ALREADY BEN HERE SO NO PICK THIS OR SELSE 3 OWER TRIP IS PONTLES)
• World 2: Snad World (Dessert)
• World 3: Watar World (Oshin)
• World 4: Clod world (Sky)
• World 5: Cav World (New to NSMB NSMBWWII
• World 6: Tee World (Wach ou for moskitos LOL)
• World 7: Snoa Ise World (Shit, let's be Sante)
• World 8: Hell. (hass the FINAL BOSS)

[This is oter voet so...]

YES! Finally, we're (almost) done with the ship arc. You can expect more Mario related humor, more characters (including trolls), and the suggestions are a lot less limited. And maybe this will actually resemble SBAHJ a little more? In a way, this is sort of like the end of Intermission Act 1. And don't worry, if we're continuing this metaphor, the intermission is only three acts: The ship, fooling around in the Mario-verse, and the final level.

Fun fact: The Warp Zone screen was one of the first images I made for this adventure (at some point around when I was making images for the second update), and yet it wasn't used until now.

[BenBen]

Ice. Let's be Satan Santa.

[Roselalonde]

> World 8: Be icy also.

[BluddoSW]

HELL

Beat the final boss first, then

[greenMachine]

>Go to Cave World, because I really must see what New Super Mario Bros. World War Two is like. :O

[Great Pikmin Fan]

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END OF INTERMISHON ACYT 1.

wil we WATE for the rederz to vote for wat world John goz to, lets see what Jade is up to.

BUT KEEP VOTING FOR JOHN'S WORLD CUZ THER IS CURENCY A TIE BETWEN ICE CAVE AND HELL. (dont comand the trols comand john on what to land on)

ENTERMINON ACT 2


Show Talking:

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VS: Ok Nepeta yo no the drill i put out foot8all you kick it.
NL: :33 < wate this is like chorlie brown you not put it away at last scecond r u?
VS: No i sweer it isn't you can trust a Vriska can you not????????

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Moar talking:

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NL: :(( < dammoit vriska!
VS: HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE!!!!!!!!

You know how in the previous update, I considered that to be the end of Intermission Act 1? Well yeah, I'm making that canon. The intermission actually contains three acts, and I belive that Act 2 might be the longest.

And yes, keep voting for what world John/Mario and Yoshi should land in.

Extra:

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This is the background used in Troll Town/Trol Toun (The first original background in this adventure!), so by the offchance someone wants to screw around with it, they may.

[Roselalonde]

> yello snw wordl

[Vdogam3r]

everyone:. eb santa

[Great Pikmin Fan]

Okay, the results are:

World 5 (Cave World) -- 1.
World 8 (Lava World/Hell) -- 1
World 7 (Ice World) -- 2 (3?)

John and Yoshi are going to the Ice World, then.

Also, hey guys you know what this adventure needs? A title screen. Which I just added on the first post.

The Update:

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[S?][I] ==> ME: Pick World 7.


You and Yosh are her to explor. (The ship is ded and sunk now.) The bad thig is that Jade is gone. This sux since you two was frends gfor a long time.

WHAT DO?

Also here is music for the levl.

[I] ME: use the pda to start reading your favourite comic of all time Buffet Breakfast


BB is one of your frends comicz run thru bad translashon.

SAY, WAT DOZ THIS ADVENCHUR LOK LIKE IN BT?

Rights


A conversation with the world map

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[(Q) the term "Yuyuehan".
Yes, that's all. • Mario Luigi!

(I spoll check the front page befir BT it)

[I] twin yoshis


The EGG falls into Ice World as well, and IT CONTANS AN EVIL YOSHE WOO WANTS REVENGE FOR BEING BURNED WILE IN EGG!

WACH OUT HJOHN!

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Show Talk:

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NL: :33 < 'sup.
LH: sup

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????????

Show Screemlog:

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NL: XOO < aaaaaaaaah!
ME: wat the fuck?

Edit1: Making the first panel an "S" command, since there's a link to music. Also, unspoilering repeat image.

Edit2: Deleting an apostrophe in front up "sup" for Jade. I'm not sure about Nepeta, but Jade doesn't use punctuation.

[Roselalonde]

> MEr: act her whats he doing

[Great Pikmin Fan]

The Update:

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[I] ME: act her whats he doing


GOT WY WONT THESE FUCKERS STOP TALKING (aother talklog):

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ME: woo are you what are you and wat you doing?
NL: :33 < hi my name is nepeta leegon i troll and i was flown her by vriska.
ME: vriska????????
NL: :(( < she meen trol that played prank on me.
ME: pranks?
ME: i liek pranks!
NL: :(( < ya well this is MEEN PRANK.
NL: :(( < yo no about chcharly brown?
NL: :(( < well cvriska was making a football put put it aaway!
NL: :(( < and i flys.
NL: :33 < i salso saw another thig lik you with longer hare and in gren shirt.
NL: :33 < say,,, wat are you?
ME: did she have gasses and was dresed like i am?
NL: :33 < ya and i said sup to gher and she said sup back.
ME: that may be jade!
ME: oh and i fotgot my name is john and i am a humen.
ME: but i am playing mario so i wuld lik it if everyon exsept jade (who is playing 2) cales me mario eggbart.

[I] Link Strider: Enter.


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LS: Hay can I pray too?
ME: ok, now wat?
ME: woo are you oi think i herd about you before from dave.
LS: mMy names dirk but call me link Strider.
ME: ok no fuck this get the fuck out of her.
ME: this is MARLIO AND LUIGUI ONLY!
ME: NO ZELDA!
LS: No.
ME: aw alrit.
ME: i guess you can john are party.
ME: nepeta wat you think?
NL: :33 < yes!
ME: and yoshi?
Y: WHAT IS THIS SUPER SMARSH BORTHERS? NO!
ME: eh fuck yoshi.
ME: this is AMERICA, and in AMERCICA, VOTING!

(LS is bloo becuz we alredy have a litgren and drackgreen and I no want to ROT CON Jade's colores agan.)

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This is ytour party.

Even tho ther only rom for 4 peepol that is just screen limit. You can have ∞ members but only 3 can fite at wonse like in Super Mario RPG. (NOTE: this is only for mario Internmisions. After this over, you can fite however number# you wanted.)

Also party scren haz an opinion button.

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TSALKLOHG:

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VS: Ow my 8ss!!!!!!!!
LH: sawwy for landin on you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! D:

Blue Link image gotten from here.

By the way, in spite of the perspective switch at the end of the update, you can still comman ME, but for LH things will have to wait.

And yes, I'm pretty sure that Dirk wasn't the intended Strider/"Shitter" in that suggestion.

[Great Pikmin Fan]

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Show talkilog

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VS: Th8s l8gs hurts!!!!!!!!
VS: C8ll 8n 8m8ul8nc8!!!!!!!!
LH: cal a wat???????? :?
LH: i dont speek 8ts
VS: I sed call an ambulanse you fucking moron.
LH: o ok
LH: but what is this place??
LH: am i on the cave world or somethig?
VS: This is an aera otside the entire world selec.
VS: It plase lik the hu8s in Super Marro 64.
VS: Just a toun to rest and shit.
LH: but i no rest!!!
LH: i want to get to the fnal castel, kill The Evil, save the Pincess, and get the kisss!!!!!
VS: Ya well just cal and am8ulanse alreddy!!!!!!!! Leggs hurt lik hell!!!!!!!!
LH: ok

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You cal an anbulanse (DO I RELLY NED TO MAKE ANOTHER FRICKING PANNLE TO SHOW THAT?) and hed to Trol Toun to explore and see the houses. (Makking house in bloo is refrance to book i no reed but have sen on TV Tropps)

WHAT TROL SHAL VISIT? (Cant be Vriska she gone to hosshital)

:> _:

ARGH! It was a complete pain in the ass to look up all the hex codes, then transfer it into decimal for drawing the exact colors for the second panel. Oh well, at least the result looks... alright.

To avoid having to redo this, I made the template of the birds-eye-view thing. Here it is:

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[BenBen]

Nepeta.

[Destruction Dragon 360]

833 > KittygirlKittygirlKittygi-wait she's not here either now is she 8//...
KarkittyKarkittyKarkitty!!!

[P_equals_NP]

Just skip straight to troll Doctor Wily

[Great Pikmin Fan]

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[I] LH: Vis Nepeta.


NO WATE FUCK I MAD A MISTACKE! NEPETA NOT HER!

[I] LH: Just skip straight to troll Doctor Wily


THIS IS MRAREIO NOT MEGA MAN! mabey if magma man was to aper...

[I] LH: Vistit Karka


You hed over to KKarcat's hose just it looks like it haz 69 on it LOL.

Tock:

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LH: lol 69 HE HE HE!!!!!! :D!!!!!!!!!

[I] KV: Be the only sane guy in this story.


No.

Show Talk with trollog (trolllog):

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KV: HAY PERFICT I JUST NEDED SOMEONE TO PARCTASE DOUL MONSTERS WITH.
LH: sorry i just wanna get ot of her!!!! D:
KV: WAT YOU PLAYING HUMEN MARIO?
LH: yes and io wanna get to the finel level and win!
LH: stop The Evil save the Pincess and get the kisss!
KV: YA WEL IM SAVING UP FOR A DOOL TORMAAMENT WITH A TROL NAMED ARNGRY CRABMAN.
LH: wat is a trol?
LH: is it lik a troll?
KV: NO. IT IS ANOTHER SPESHEES LIK A TROLL BUT NOT RELLY.
KV: THE TROLS AND TROLLS ARE BEN AT WAR FOR OVER 9000 YEERS.
KV: UND THIS TORMAMENT MACH CAN SAVE US TROLLS AND EDN THE WAR!
LH: what nin 1000?
KV: BUT OK SORRY I MACK A DEEL.
KV: YOU HELP ME W/ DEUL MONSTER CARD GAMES AND I GIVE SPECHAL WARMP PIPE TO WORLD 8-4 THE FINALE LEVEL.
LH: O, IT ON BICH!!!!! >:D
LH: but wate handg on john is postering me

Oh carp (sic), not striking out Nepeta's house in the last update was a mistake...

By the way, that wierd floating realistic Mario head in the last panel is supposed to represent those speech balloons that appear whenever a character is trying to pester one another, showing how John/Mario is pestering Jade/Luigi. There's supposed to be a black line that goes over to Jade, but it actually looks more like a solid white balloon that ends at Karkat due to the gray background.

[BenBen]

Go to nepeta's house anyway.

[Great Pikmin Fan]

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FRIST POSTERLOG!

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erectionBibleist [EB] is pester garndamGnomimick [GG]
EB: hay jade are you there?
EB: did yo relly die in the fall from shipping to trolls?
EB: no!
EB: i nevoro even got to se your boobs!
GG: O_O
EB: no wate i meen the magazine boobs.
EB: not your boobs boobs!
EB: but wate wate wate you alivie?
GG: ya i in TROL TOWN
EB: wat is that?
GG: it place in betwen worlds not in tecnical game
EB: so you out of game?
EB: i tho you go left from are house.
EB: like away from hank house.
EB: i men wate why did hank hill's house get transportashon to the mario worlD?
ITDS DESTINEY DUMASS!
EB: woa wate what?
GG: hay jon remember when we on shiping an i sed about a "holper infromant?????"
GG: wel ya this is him
EB: ok great wize wite text, WHAT DO NOW?
Shit if i no. I dont play mario gams.
I play the FPS lik Halo & Modren Warfrare and shit.
But the possibiliy i can help with somethig? I gess ask jade cuz she nos more about this game.
GG: um ok john were are you??
EB: world 7 ice world.
EB: i just mad a party of 4.
EB: but only 3 can fite! what do?
GG: ok first are you in party scren?
EB: no i just left it.
GG: ok now go ther and click "opthons"
GG: you shuld see a "combo" opshon
GG: you can combine lik with yoshi so you rid on yoshi and it taks 1 slot not 2
GG: o and whatever u do, DO NOT CLICK "CHECK QUARTERY ERNINGS!"
GG: k now i have to leve i be on ADVENTURE with a troll
EB: troll? i have a trol with me no!
GG: k tel me latter karkat relly wants me to do somethig
GG STOPS PESTERING EB.
EB: ok wite text woo are you?
You bff lol.
No come with me.
I haz candy.
CH: Hello, my name is Cris Hansome.
CH: WY NOT TAKE SHEAT?
O CARP I WAS JUS KIDDING!
CH: Y U NO TAKE SEAT RIT THERE?
Aw crap...
Sorry EB i gotta go.
WHITE TEXT STOPS PESTERING EB.

[I] LH: Go to nepeta's house anyway.


Ok but going in isnt your ide it karkat.
No wate back to talking:

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LH: woa this plase is creepy
KV: NEPETA MOOVED HER FROM CAVE IT NEW HOUSE SHE NED TO IMPROVE IT LITTEL THAST ALL.
LH: wate wy we here? i dun like this plase D:
KV: I LEFT A RARE CARD HERE.
LH: wy you over at nepeta house?
KV: I WANTED TO SEE IF IT WAS HUNTED.
KV: AND IT IS.
KV: I THINK.

[Roselalonde]

> step insind

[Vyro P. Dragon III]

> entre, but get you're VACUM frist.

[Great Pikmin Fan]

Hey, how do I move this out of the Cradle? Is the limit ten updates, ten days, or both? Because this fits the former, but not the latter.

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[I] LH: step insind


Wnaring this talklog may be hawnted or not lol

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LH: are you sure this rit place? this is pertty scarry.....
KV: YA IM SHURE.
KV: THE CARD MUST BEE IN THE ARCTIC.
LH: hoo keeps crads in atic??
KV: HAY IT IS THE VAULUBLE CARD.
KV: I DONT WANT ANY TO STEEL IT.
KV: SPESHALLY THE TROLS.
?: OOOOOOOOOOO...
LH: hoo was tht???

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PROSPECTIVE SWACH!

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Dr. Dpokter [DD] talks to viska Serkres [VS]
DD: ok Vriska we hav everthing tests done.
DD: Your bone legs are been completly broken in part and you haz to weelchare for 3 months.
VS: No!!!!!!!! >::::(
DD: BUT, if we uze GENERIC ENGINREERING, we can REGENRIATE you legs totaly!
VS: Sweat.

The "VACUM" sugggestion may be used in a later-but-not-that-far-later point, but in a different context.

Also, there's probably not going to be a second update today. (To do so will require quite a bit of... wait for it... me actually having to originally draw something! Which will rarly hapen in this adventure, especially for characters.) But to retroactivly make up for it, one of the days has three updates.

[Roselalonde]

> dr. pepper: fisx vrisks
> dr. pookter: Explain your hat.
> riska; just leaf him b4 he fineshes talkin

[BenBen]

XD generic engineering

D accidentally use genetic engineering instead.

[Great Pikmin Fan]

For the second panel, I wanted to use the same background image as before, but I wasn't able to find it. So I juse whited out DD in from the previous update.

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Show Talkling:

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HH: Ther! I svaved you from the Dokter w/ my fire sord!
VS: No!!!!!!!! I whas about to uze him for leg generashon!
DD: Owch this hurts ugh...
HH: Yo don understand i;ll tell you wat.
HH: DOCTER IS EVAL!
HH: he and 14 otherz and there leeder Quimby r all want to corupt the politikil economic and rule tohe worl!
HH: POLTILICKS.
HH: $$$ ECOMOMY. $$$
HH: Yep.
VS: but i still legs broke!
HH: eh hoo cares. Just uze a weelchar.

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Your nam is HANK HELL. you r leeder of a groop called the FAWX CREW. a gang trying to corrupt teh universe by stealing ALL TEH MONEYS AND WIMIN nown as THE MILLENNIUM (hellsing ANIME from) is her in Mario worlds. Yor qest for revenging has taken you to this hoshital, wheer you just taken out DR (7). You also intentd on takking out the rest of the 14 of them, and there leeder, LORD MAJOR QUIMBY.

You others, SATAN SMITH, PEPTER GRIFFEN, and CLEVLAND BROWN, r in different worlds (Ise world for Stan, Peater in Desirt, and Mr. Broun in Cave world (new to NSMB)). the gole is to KIL ALL THE BADGUIES.

(exserp possibility Drakhorce. He's cool. Also mabey get reevenge on those kids that brake thru your howse at the begining of adventures?)

1/16 BADGIES KILED.

Working on hitlist for the next update (which was originally intended to be for today, but drawing shitty versions of the Millennium might be a little more time consuming than I would think. That, and I would like to work on other things.) And again, this will probably only be a one-update day.

Fire sword taken from Wikimedia Commons. Where that image is from, I'm not sure.