You Have Discovered a New Species...

[spycomic29]

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This is just a random FA I've whipped up. Partly to see what it turns into, but also partly to see what people do with it. Have fun!

You have discovered a new species. When you get near it, it growls. It seems to be extremely strange. What will you do? What will you name it? The possibilities of what you can do are endless!

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Hey, click on the picture for a surprise. Also, down the road, it would be cool to see a Magic Pencil come into play. But not now. Not with this unnamed creature on board.

[Tam Lin]

Give it meats

[Akivara]

Stay back and observe to see what it does on its own.

Name it "Albus Fremitus" (Randomly looked up "white" and "growl" in my Latin dictionary, if anyone remembers the grammar better than me they can give it better grammar)

[Lawface]

Poke it in the eye repeatedly.

[aattss]

See whether or not it's a vegetarian, an omnivore, or a carnivore.

[Morphimus]

Name it (this specific one, not the species) Theodore Rumplebottom and put a fancy hat on it's head.

[apatheticEnigma]

> Punch to establish dominance.

[Fengar]

>Sloppy makeouts.

[Kaynato]

Throw fake people at it to establish scientific method.

[Roselalonde]

> Name it Magnento.
> Name it Jade Harley.

> Observe it.

[spycomic29]

> Poke the creature




Well...the creature seems happy now. He must be a carnivore. At least, you think he is. You haven't seen him eat anything plant-like. He does seem to be craving the fingees.
Now. What will you name this dashing creature?

[Morphimus]

> Theodificus Maximus

[aattss]

Feed it in an effort to make it friendly.

[Roselalonde]

> Name it Magnento.
> Name it Jade Harley.

> Observe it.

This.

[spycomic29]

You name the creature "Jade Harley" and it responds in a very upset tone. Apparently, that must not be it's name.



The creature seems to respond to the name "Carl Magnento". But you cannot name it Carl without a good collection of hats for it to wear.

[Roselalonde]

> Quarantine this place.
> Have your assistant get you a hat.

[spycomic29]

> Quarantine this place



It's going to be extremely hard to quarantine this place because one: you are not part of the Paradox Police (you are a freelance explorer), two: you don't know what this "place" is, and three: you don't have a good enough reason to quarantine the place where Carl is.
Oh look! There you are! You stand next to your assistant, Wugglesworth, wondering what to do. Wugglesworth seems to be staring off into the distance. While you're at it, why don't you ask Wugglesworth to remind you of your name. It seems to have slipped your memory for the moment. It was probably because of those cases of Grape Faygo you heartily consumed about a mile back.

[spycomic29]

Gosh. I can't believe how big this is getting. Already I've updated four times, and I've got a fair-sized audience! Keep the commands coming, guys! I have no idea where I'm going with any of this, so you'll have to help me out.

[Roselalonde]

> Barnaby Smyth.

[Kaynato]

Jules F. Verne.

[Morphimus]

> Manuel Blitzbane.

[spycomic29]

Your name is BARNABY BLITZBANE. You are blustering full of a bounty of B words. But not always. You are a freelance explorer along with your assistant, WUGGLESWORTH.
Who? Wugglesworth? No, he's a man of few words. He doesn't talk much, but you don't mind. You enjoy the company. Traveling alone can be discomforting.
You and Wugglesworth have just discovered a new creature and have named it CARL MAGNENTO. Quite a strange name indeed, but strange creatures deserve strange names. You still think he deserves a fancy hat, but your stock of authentic, exotic, fancy hats are back in your RV, which happens to be a mile away. You would go to search for them yourself, but you would risk losing Wugglesworth and Carl. What will you do?

[spycomic29]

And now, we have a name: Barnaby Blitzbane.
Good job guys! I really like this name. 4 B's in two parts!

[Roselalonde]

> Snap a photo.

[HEROLogan]

>give wugglesworth a flare gun and go off to get the hats.