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    You Have Discovered a New Species...





    You have discovered a new species. When you get near it, it growls. It seems to be extremely strange. What will you do? What will you name it? The possibilities of what you can do are endless!



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    Re: You Have Discovered a New Species...

    Give it meats
    My spirit animal is the cis-het white male oppressor

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    Re: You Have Discovered a New Species...

    Stay back and observe to see what it does on its own.

    Name it "Albus Fremitus" (Randomly looked up "white" and "growl" in my Latin dictionary, if anyone remembers the grammar better than me they can give it better grammar)

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    Re: You Have Discovered a New Species...

    Poke it in the eye repeatedly.

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    See whether or not it's a vegetarian, an omnivore, or a carnivore.

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    Re: You Have Discovered a New Species...

    Name it (this specific one, not the species) Theodore Rumplebottom and put a fancy hat on it's head.
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    > Punch to establish dominance.
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    >Sloppy makeouts.

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    Re: You Have Discovered a New Species...

    Throw fake people at it to establish scientific method.

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    Re: You Have Discovered a New Species...

    > Name it Magnento.
    > Name it Jade Harley.

    > Observe it.

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    Re: You Have Discovered a New Species...

    > Poke the creature




    Well...the creature seems happy now. He must be a carnivore. At least, you think he is. You haven't seen him eat anything plant-like. He does seem to be craving the fingees.
    Now. What will you name this dashing creature?

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    Re: You Have Discovered a New Species...

    > Theodificus Maximus
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    Feed it in an effort to make it friendly.

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    Re: You Have Discovered a New Species...

    Quote Originally Posted by Roselalonde View Post
    > Name it Magnento.
    > Name it Jade Harley.

    > Observe it.
    This.

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    Re: You Have Discovered a New Species...



    You name the creature "Jade Harley" and it responds in a very upset tone. Apparently, that must not be it's name.




    The creature seems to respond to the name "Carl Magnento". But you cannot name it Carl without a good collection of hats for it to wear.

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    Re: You Have Discovered a New Species...

    > Quarantine this place.
    > Have your assistant get you a hat.

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    Re: You Have Discovered a New Species...

    > Quarantine this place



    It's going to be extremely hard to quarantine this place because one: you are not part of the Paradox Police (you are a freelance explorer), two: you don't know what this "place" is, and three: you don't have a good enough reason to quarantine the place where Carl is.
    Oh look! There you are! You stand next to your assistant, Wugglesworth, wondering what to do. Wugglesworth seems to be staring off into the distance. While you're at it, why don't you ask Wugglesworth to remind you of your name. It seems to have slipped your memory for the moment. It was probably because of those cases of Grape Faygo you heartily consumed about a mile back.

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    Gosh. I can't believe how big this is getting. Already I've updated four times, and I've got a fair-sized audience! Keep the commands coming, guys! I have no idea where I'm going with any of this, so you'll have to help me out.

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    Re: You Have Discovered a New Species...

    > Barnaby Smyth.

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    Jules F. Verne.

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    Re: You Have Discovered a New Species...

    > Manuel Blitzbane.
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    "My pancreas attracts every other pancreas in the universe with a force proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the distance between them." - Weird Al Yankovic

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    Re: You Have Discovered a New Species...



    Your name is BARNABY BLITZBANE. You are blustering full of a bounty of B words. But not always. You are a freelance explorer along with your assistant, WUGGLESWORTH.
    Who? Wugglesworth? No, he's a man of few words. He doesn't talk much, but you don't mind. You enjoy the company. Traveling alone can be discomforting.
    You and Wugglesworth have just discovered a new creature and have named it CARL MAGNENTO. Quite a strange name indeed, but strange creatures deserve strange names. You still think he deserves a fancy hat, but your stock of authentic, exotic, fancy hats are back in your RV, which happens to be a mile away. You would go to search for them yourself, but you would risk losing Wugglesworth and Carl. What will you do?

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    Re: You Have Discovered a New Species...

    And now, we have a name: Barnaby Blitzbane.
    Good job guys! I really like this name. 4 B's in two parts!

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    Re: You Have Discovered a New Species...

    > Snap a photo.

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    Re: You Have Discovered a New Species...

    >give wugglesworth a flare gun and go off to get the hats.

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