Also, welcome to all of the people from outside of the Cradle! This story is going to be one of my best!
Also, welcome to all of the people from outside of the Cradle! This story is going to be one of my best!
> Barnaby: Be the pony.
> Dunkin' donuts: Ask him what he wants.
> Dunk: Seriously, he could be plotting to steal your mustache.
Yo, I got a new signature.
> Barnaby: Be Dunkakreig
You are now Doctor DANIEL DUNKAKREIG. You are the famed archaeologist from the Cadbury Institute. Your favorite sports include RUGBY and CRICKET. Goodness, you just love cricket. Cricket is a man's sport.
An old man stands at your doorway. You wonder why he's there. You came to this location in search of strange unfindable creatures. Naturally, there wouldn't be anyone there. But alas, you find an RV outside and an elderly gentlemen. You're quite cautious, because he good be out to get your moustache.
> Dunkakrieg: Ask him what he wants
Great. Now he's come into your lodge. You might as well ask him what he wants.
You ask him what he wants and he replies that he needs a locksmith and some food. You're never shy to help an elderly gentleman. You ask him why he needs it, and he says that he needs to get a fancy hat from his RV for a creature named Carl Magnento. A creature, eh? You explain to the gentleman that if he desires a lockpick, you and your assistant, Chuggasworth, will have to go with him. At that, you ask the man for his name. He replies, saying that his name is Jules F. Verne. Funny...you didn't know that Jules Verne was still alive. He says that Jules is a common name where he comes from. Interesting. You tell Chuggasworth to fix Jules a party platter. In the meantime, you have unfinished business to attend to. Now, what were you doing?
Author's Notes:
>Being incredibly dashing and getting all the ladies, clearly. That is obviously what the mustache is for.
> Dunkin' Donuts ==>
Yes that's right. You had been interrupted earlier from GROOMING YOUR MOUSTACHE by a small package. Inside this package was a group of traveling DONUTS. One of said donuts was the REGAL DONUT AMBASSADOR from Ponceleon. The donut begged for your mercy and you had told him that you wanted something in return for mercy. He denied any such exchange and you proceeded to dunk one of his subjects in nice cold, refreshing 2% milk. You then ate it. So for the past hour, you have engaged in diplomatic relations with the Donut Ambassador. What was his name again?
Whatever you do don't let Jules know about the awesome power contained within your moustache, distract him with a clever party trick you know. That hat he's wearing looks awfully familiar. Struggle to remember where you've seen it before, perhaps Granmama had one just like it in her hat cupboard...?
>Name: Chocolate S. Dunk
>Command: Admire this mans dashing mustache, and be totally unable to negotiate in your own favour.
That's right! His name was CHOCO S. DUNK. He's not only the Donut Ambassador from Ponceleon, but he is also the last remaining member from the GLAZED DYNASTY. His family had been in power until the evil Cinnamon Huns invaded the country and took over the throne. Out of an act of kindness, they offered him the title of official ambassador. Now, for those peaceful relations...
> Dunk: Admire this man's dashing moustache
You are now CHOCO S. DUNK, remaining member of the Glazed Dynasty. But you already knew that. You are currently admiring this man's dashing moustache. He tried eating one of your subjects. You were very upset. Now that you've noticed that dashing moustache, compliance is eminent. This man seems very pleased that he has gained control over your floury mind.
> ==>
Goodness, you are so famished! You have been waiting for hours, days, but most likely minutes! Thankfully, Chuggasworth has arrived with nourishment. It appears as though he has brought you some tea and a few slices of peanut-buttered celery logs. It looks divine. What will you do?
Author's notes:
>Everyone who meets Dunkakreig ever: the first command you take upon meeting him must be "admire dashing mustache".
@HEROLogan: Yes. I will do that. Very much so.
@Dalmationer: Doctor Daniel Dunkakreig has already failed to recognize Barnaby Blitzbane's identity because of the beard. Barnaby is currently undercover as Jules F. Verne.
Last edited by spycomic29; 02-01-2012 at 10:30 AM.
Somehow, the Donut Ambassador (I just like saying that for some reason) has a timeless expression on his face when he basks on Dunkakreig's manly moustache.
Keep the commands coming, guys! I can't continue the story without them!
~Spycomic29
The REAL Jules F. Verne: Return to life; get on the television.
So I was Googling Jules Verne for a picture, and it turns out his middle initial is a G.
Fancy that.
I will find a Jules F. Verne picture though. I WILL.
Anywho, for some fancy advertising, I have another FA called SpriteQuest, which I've just started. Also, my friend has a cool FA called Royally Screwed. Both adventures could use some commands! Drop by and help them out!
I plan on updating in about two hours, so see you then!
~Spycomic29
Okay, so the two hours has turned into a long time. I'm currently swamped with AP Government homework, so I will try to post something tomorrow or when I finish this study guide I have to do about the Presidency.
> Contemplate glazed canibalism.
Ignore the tea and celery. Eat flowers.
I messed up with posting a newer update. These pictures were changed and there were too many so I decided to just post the links instead. I honestly don't plan on this happening again. Sorry
~Spycomic29
> Barnaby: Dip celery sticks in tea
Last edited by spycomic29; 02-09-2012 at 08:51 PM.
Turn Chuggasworth's hat upside down to confuse him further, while he's distracted quickly stick a photograph of yourself (in a fake beard of course) over the screen.