Your favorite crack pairing

[ImperatorMortis]

Didn't see a thread about this so I decided to make one.

What is your favorite non canon pairing? Doesn't have to be realistic or practical in anyway. Just what you like the most.
My favorite crack pairings are VriskaKarkat or KarkatVriska, and vise versa.

Also JohnKarkat is pretty good too.

I also kind of like KanayaKarkat. I know its ridiculous; don't judge me!

Now that I think of it I like any pairing involving Karkat.

[linkzeldi]

Right now I've started to ship RoxyVriska, just because of the whole Rogue and Thief thing. Its dumb, but that's kind of the point of Crack Shippings.

I also sometimes ship EridanHappiness, if I'm feeling especially bold.

[Destruction Dragon 360]

JohnJade
Up until ectobiology rendered it taboo, this was definitely my Original OTP. I could definitely see it. But then John had to go fuck it up and be Jade's ecto-bro. 8^/
But I still love this pairing.

[Superdog]

NEP ERI
It's adorable cuz cat&fish.

Also. Terezi Equius. Cuz I read a fan story on it and it was good. :B

[CraftyJongleur]

Well, I don't ACTUALLY ship John Karkat as far as the main story, but I'll admit that I get quite emotional over slash fics about that pairing.

SHUT UP, DON'T JUDGE ME.

Also, even though they only shared one conversation, I think that Dave Equius would be a hilariously AWESOME pairing.

[ImperatorMortis]

Well, I don't ACTUALLY ship John Karkat as far as the main story, but I'll admit that I get quite emotional over slash fics about that pairing.

SHUT UP, DON'T JUDGE ME.

Also, even though they only shared one conversation, I think that Dave Equius would be a hilariously AWESOME pairing.

DirkEquius would be perfect though.

[HeeCawRoo]

Dirk Aradia
Or I dunno

I have no basis for this except that I had a dream about the two of them and since then it just seems to make sense.
Even though it really doesnt make sense.

[SkaianRedeemer]

Wrote Berryboo ----> Plumbthroat once, to make a point. But then the Christmas song came out and ugh, fine, it's not like I'm not revising the rest of the fic.

Used to ship NepGamz but whoops! now I feel guilty. ...Yeah, I don't actually tend to ship much different from what's happening in canon.

[kmsumrall]

Karkat (eat) trollflesh based on a fic I did a long time ago.

[indielowercase]

Mine used to be BroKe$ha, for the lulz, before we knew Dirk's personality. It is slowly transforming into RoxyKe$ha in a drunk glittery mess of headcanon bff-ness.

[Wiwaxia]

I like Feferi Aradia and Feferi Vriska.

The crackiest crack I could possibly claim to ship is Dave Nepeta (from DNA base pairs, which also gives you gems like Aradia Rose or Eridan John).

[pseudoParadox]

... Actually, Aradia Rose might be kinda interesting. XD

[Wiwaxia]

It's the pairing most likely to instigate Armageddon (again) on their first date.

Can't really compete with Dave/Nepeta, though.

[kmsumrall]

Crack ships and their first dates would be fun.

Karkat takes out Roxy, she is flirty and he is annoyed. She drink too much and pukes on him, but Karkat figures there might be hidden depths when she runs away crying.

[AnatidaeCollector]

Jake Equius is where it's really at, guys!
Dirk Equius.
And yeah, I think Roxy Vriska is gonna happen.
Feferi Jade.
Eridan Dirk.
Roxy Terezi. DEFINITELY.

[RiotC]

Roxy Eridan
wwizards, man.

[kmsumrall]

Roxy Eridan
wwizards, man.

First date: Roxy and Eri marathon the HP movies. Eridan ends up ranting the whole time while Roxy falls into a drunken slumber.

[ArmsAreLoud]

VriskaFeferi

Such potential.

[CrapofallTrades]

Eridan/everyone. in every quadrant. 'cause i live on the edge.

But really, if i have to be serious.... hmmm. prolly Spades Slick Karkat.

wow i am the most timid shipper, the craziest i get is shipping two people as good friends.

[Leliel]

Jack Noir Peregrine Mendicant

Just because he has a chance roughly equivalent to that of a 747 being able to fly smoothy the rest of the way to it's intended destination after an engine gives out halfway doesn't mean it isn't kinda cute.

He's finally found someone who can stand up to him. UST from the Black Queen being transferred probably helps her chances, at least if she ever took him up. It's really too bad that her hate for him is too vicious to qualify for . That quadrant carries the implication that part of her enjoys fighting him to not kill. Preferably slowly.

[techloveArtist]

CRACK Pairing? This is my kinda thread. I never ship seriously.

Dave Gamzee
Kanaya Gamzee
Equius Dirk
Gamzee's Cal Dirk's Cal
Jake Aradia
Jake Vriska
Eridan Roxy
Eridan Everyone

[Conspicuous]

ImpImp

[Sir Screwloose]

Tavros Nepeta
Liv Tyler Lil' Sebastian
Aurthour Maplehoof
Lord English / the Condesce.

Was going to say the Condesce Sassacre, then I remembered that that actually happened.

[AnatidaeCollector]

If Tavros is even capable of blackrom, I'd like it to be Tavros Eridan.

And I think Eridan Roxy Rose.

[Katai]

John Karkat will always been on my list. Thinking about them makes me all happysads like constantly.
Davesprite John/DeadJohn is #2. Davesprite deserves to be happy ;_; Why can't he be happy?!

As far as completely crack ships? I think Crabdad and Dolorosa would get along really well >_>