Your favorite crack pairing

[Conspicuous]

Equius Jade

Didn't Andrew once post an image of Jade smacking Jadesprite but with Equius still in the picture?

[Stormspirit]

Okay, I've just thought up a new crack pairing : Rose Dolorosa.

[ImperatorMortis]

Well, considering Gamzee clubbed Nepeta to death, that's certainly true...

So Gamzee Nepeta, and Life?

Okay, I've just thought up a new crack pairing : Rose Dolorosa.

Hebophilia? In MY thread!?

[Dmatix]

Also Gamzee Equius, and air.

[ImperatorMortis]

Also Gamzee Equius, and air.

Gamzee tried to Karkat, and Sanity, but he got morail zoned.

[Dmatix]

It's a wonder trolls don't have a murder quadrant considering how much of their society is based on it.

[ImperatorMortis]

It's a wonder trolls don't have a murder quadrant considering how much of their society is based on it.

I feel a murder quadrant would be inefficient when it comes to relationships. You'de be going through partners faster than an a druggie goes through painkillers. So they have the next best thing; Kismessitude.

Hmm I suddenly feel weird for pairing up a human, and a troll as Kismesis. I doubt any of the human kids would be able to take the verbal, and physical abuse that comes with it, let alone enjoy it.. Atleast for long anyway.

[Dmatix]

Maybe a maiming quadrant than. Hi, that way Vriska X Terezi could really be a thing!

[ImperatorMortis]

Maybe a maiming quadrant than. Hi, that way Vriska X Terezi could really be a thing!

Kismesis is a maiming quadrant though. Basically if it involves verbal, and physical abuse of any kind Kismesis has it covered. And trolls actively seek this relationship out. Man... I knew trolls were sadists to an extent, but masochists?

Also TZ Vrisk should have already been a thing. Terezi is just stubborn.

Edit: In other news.

Karkat Kanaya

[PriffyViole]

My Sims game ships Gamzee Vriska.

...Did I already post that?

[caliginousChemical]

Roxy Equius. I dunno, I've just... seen a couple of fanarts, and... it gave me interesting feels.

[HeeCawRoo]

uu / Dirk

Also I have this feeling that it wont stay crack but
UU Jane

[ImperatorMortis]

Karkat uu. It just works on so many levels.

Your signature is dumb.

No U.

[Dmatix]

Karkat uu. It just works on so many levels.

Well, since uu talks like some sort of Darth Karkat, I guess it does.

[rje]

Ahhh my personal favorite crack pairing is Rose Equius
This thread made me remember a little idea thing I came up with I'll just repost off my tumblr

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And now I can’t get the image of Rose/Eq in some kind of Great Gatsbystuck ‘verse where Equius is a stable hand and Rose is High Society, playing at dating him for her passive-aggressive warfare with her mother, and they’re having a garden party on the veranda and he’s in an ill-fitting tennis sweater trying to sip tea and smashing all the teacups, and she’s talking about politics he doesn’t understand, and all he wants to do is visit the stables because Madam Lalonde gifted them a horse and he loves that horse, but doesn’t understand why Rose is all that’s just like her with her narrowed eyes and pursed lips, and he has a sinking suspicion she doesn’t actually like him but he wants to fit into her world because she’s beautiful and intelligent and he loves her laugh, not the high airy tinkling laugh she uses in front of her friends, but the real snorting gut laugh she does when it’s just the two of them, even if she’s laughing at him he loves the sound of it, and he likes it when she kisses him, although most times it’s only when her mother is in eyesight, but sometimes, when her mother is not around, she’ll slide an arm around his waist and squeeze, briefly, like she is glad he’s there, and he thinks maybe she honestly actually is.
but probably not.

[WillSpark]

Eridan and Nepeta is my favorite crack ship, but only because it isn't a crack ship in Be The Sea Dwweller Lowwblood, and I support it there, but not in canon Homestuck. I don't have crack ships.

Besides, unless you're shipping him with sadness and loneliness, there are no canon ships for Eridan in my mind.

[Dmatix]

Eridan and Nepeta is my favorite crack ship, but only because it isn't a crack ship in Be The Sea Dwweller Lowwblood, and I support it there, but not in canon Homestuck. I don't have crack ships.

Besides, unless you're shipping him with sadness and loneliness, there are no canon ships for Eridan in my mind.

Well, we'll always have Chainsaw Eridan...

[ImperatorMortis]

Well, we'll always have Chainsaw Eridan...

Too bad Eridan is For Chainsaw. Will Chainsaw ever find true love?

[Sporkaganza]

Crabdad Doctor Zoidberg.

Search your feelings. You know it to be true.

[Zaprika]

Probably been said before but Terezi firetrucks for life...that or red fire hydrants. Both work fine.

[Sporkaganza]

Probably been said before but Terezi firetrucks for life...that or red fire hydrants. Both work fine.

No way, my OTP is Elsie fire trucks forever.

whoops i made an anime reference, excuse me while i die

[Zaprika]

Don't go die! Its a great show! I'll cry! T~T

Edit: So not to get in trouble for being off topic I shall add Kanaya Edward Cullen while everyone else is on team Jacob, simply just because.

[Dmatix]

Hearts Boxcars X Prospitian pawn #32 OTP

[JordanTH]

And now I can’t get the image of Rose/Eq in some kind of Great Gatsbystuck ‘verse where Equius is a stable hand and Rose is High Society, playing at dating him for her passive-aggressive warfare with her mother, and they’re having a garden party on the veranda and he’s in an ill-fitting tennis sweater trying to sip tea and smashing all the teacups, and she’s talking about politics he doesn’t understand, and all he wants to do is visit the stables because Madam Lalonde gifted them a horse and he loves that horse, but doesn’t understand why Rose is all that’s just like her with her narrowed eyes and pursed lips, and he has a sinking suspicion she doesn’t actually like him but he wants to fit into her world because she’s beautiful and intelligent and he loves her laugh, not the high airy tinkling laugh she uses in front of her friends, but the real snorting gut laugh she does when it’s just the two of them, even if she’s laughing at him he loves the sound of it, and he likes it when she kisses him, although most times it’s only when her mother is in eyesight, but sometimes, when her mother is not around, she’ll slide an arm around his waist and squeeze, briefly, like she is glad he’s there, and he thinks maybe she honestly actually is.
but probably not.

That's actually incredibly adorable.

[HeeCawRoo]

Snowman Terezi
Snowman Vriska