Some Heroes are Minty [U4G]

[supersinger472]

Years into the future.


And far, far away.


On a tiny blue planet.


On a war torn desert country.


A beast and its owner trek across the lonely barren land.


On the hunt for water, and something even more precious, adventure.

BEGIN


At last, after many days of hard travel, you reach an oasis. You move closer to the crystalline waters, hoping it is not a mirage so that you can fill your bottlebeast and live another day to hunt for more water. But it appears the guardian of the oasis wishes for you to sign in before such a valuable resource disappears down your gullet.


But there is a problem. After so many days of toiling travel under the harsh Belli Harena sun with so little water, you had officially run out about two days ago, your brain is addled and to think of something so complicated as your name requires to much energy that should go towards many other important things you have to do. You send a quick prayer to the gods asking them a simple question.

What is your name?

[Crimson Lunar]

>Stevie Wanderer

[Roselalonde]

> Jonathan Pike.

[rambunctiousOrganic]

>Wilson

[OldManRupee]

Sniff Bacon

[Loather of Irk]

Rudolph Rodolph Randolph

[Andorxor]

Mysterious Stranger

[Kocel232]

Aimless Adventurer.

[SourdoughBeard]

> Ian Raylee Thursty.

[Whimbrel]

>Flitterworth Tompkinson

[Grug]

>Flitterworth Tompkinson

I like this one.

[ashdenej]

>Archibald McArchibald. (The full stop is part of the name!)

[Cynicus]

> Codmagnanimous Fizzlethorpe Numbbutt the Splendiferous, but you may call him Coddy

[The One Guy]

> Will Vandance

[ObstinateMessenger]

> That One Guy

[kd7sov]

You gave up your name long ago, as part of a ritualistic cleansing in preparation for your journey. In return, you were given a title.

You are the SISYPHEAN BOARDLING.

[captal]

Mr.blueberry Popsicle

[Doorhandle]

Minty. Minty Fresh.

[Godbot]

Minty. Minty Fresh.

Makes sense to me.

[supersinger472]

>Stevie Wanderer

Rudolph Rodolph Randolph

>Flitterworth Tompkinson

> Codmagnanimous Fizzlethorpe Numbbutt the Splendiferous, but you may call him Coddy

> That One Guy

Mr.blueberry Popsicle

THOSE ARE ALL INCREDIBLY SILLY, certainly not the type of names that will grant you mass amounts of water. They are also boy's names, and you are not a boy.

Sniff Bacon

Minty. Minty Fresh.

It appears your name is Minty Fresh, with a smiley face drawn under it. The smiley face is silent.


The oasis guardian accepts this name and you make off with a much water as your bottle beast with no name can hold, which isn't much, considering you lost the cork a while ago and have yet to find a cork someone else lost.


Now, which direction should you go in, you have four options, well three really as going south would take you back the way you came.


Going east doesn't seem like such a hot idea, it appears that a massive storm is brewing over there, one that you are ill equipped to deal with at this moment.


To the north lies ancient ruins, perhaps even dating back before the bombs devastated Proeka, they might contain ancient technology, perhaps something incredibly useful, however, they are several weeks journey away and you are unsure whether your water will last that long and whether there are any oases on the way to fill up again. Food wont be a problem though as you carry things to eat in pockets, within your mint green robes.


And to the east by a distance of around a month's journey lie the Blood Moth Mountains, home of the famous Proekan Plateus, where legend has it you can commune with the Universe Swallower Mit's four guardians or, on certain holidays, Mit itself. It's a very spiritually fulfilling experience and an ancient tradition is still in use that says you have to commune with all five before your death or you spend all eternity in Mit's large intestine, which is full of Dekkaan's and creepy people who stare at you from across the room and lick their lips, though the two are often one and the same. You have not communed with the holy five yet so that makes the mountains a good choice but, again, the water issue.

[ashdenej]

>Screw the water issue! Go to the BLOOD MOTH MOUNTAINS. That sounds sufficiently sinister for you, despite the fact that it's got "moth" in its name.

[Godbot]

If the Proekans built their city there, it's probably because there's a water source available somewhere nearby. So, once we've got enough water to make the trip there, we should be fine. For now, go to the Blood Moth Mountains.

[Doorhandle]

It appears your name is Minty Fresh, with a smiley face drawn under it. The smiley face is silent.

Aw Yeah.

Have you seen any rivers? Rivers flow from mountains, so if you follow one upstream it’s likely you could find the platues and do so without dying of thirst.

Why are you currently roaming the desert anyway?

Also

>Consider if you could make a replacement plug?

[Kíeros]

> Ancient ruins; the ancients may have stored water somewhere, while blood mountain is likely to expect that you have your own.

[OldManRupee]

Head to the ruins.

Don't forget to politely wave goodbye to the Oasis Administrate.