Some Heroes are Minty [U4G]

[The One Guy]

> Ruins; for reasons already stated by others.

[ObstinateMessenger]

> Ruins, then mountains

[McBearson]

> ruins

[OldManRupee]

Unexpectedly fall down a sink hole on the way.

Or sandstorms, sandstorms are fun.

[gumbal1]

> Ruins

[Pick Yer Poison]

[littlebeasti]

And you can thank PYP for me being here, but hey! this seems cool and let's find out where it goes.

> And that is to the ruins.

[supersinger472]

> Ruins

As much as some spiritual enlightenment sounds like the bitchin'-est thing right now, you're not really keen on the whole "walk through the desert for a month and then climb a mountain" thing, you'll just head for the ruins thank you very much.
You order your bottle beast to turn around and head to the ruins.


And you promptly fall off, stupid lousy no good slippery enchanted bottle!

Why are you currently roaming the desert anyway?

While you're busy lying face down in desert sand, you ponder the many things in history that led to this moment.

The planet Belli Harena is small, so small that it doesn't even have 5 moons, it has to share one with a nearby planet. As such it only has two even smaller island countries, Proeka and Dekkaan. The two countries have been fighting each other ever since people evolved from cantaloupes, in fact one of the first wars was fought over which country evolved first (Proekans bee tee dub) Eventually after millions of years the weapons they fought with evolved as well. From the ridiculous looking Dekkaan swords to the graceful war ships of the royal Proekan fleet. Finally a Proekan scientist created the ultimate weapon, a bomb that destroyed the nearby land for hundreds of miles, making it impossible to use for millions of years after. After Proeka launched the first bomb Dekkaan stole the technology and sent one right back, and here we are, exactly 172,589 years later, lying in the sand because you can't be bothered to get up, you're ridiculous.

After a few more minutes of struggle you manage to climb back on top of the bottle beast and head out again.




The four and a half jade moons rise up over the ruins of the former bustling metropolis of Broattle.


You wander the deserted streets and think back on all the stories your grandparents had told you about this once great city. Tales of deep green lakes and coffee houses stuffed to the brimming with be-scarved hipsters. Sadly all the hipsters died when water became to mainstream and the city fell quietly into ruin.


Unfortunately you forget that "abandoned ruins" is not just a figure of speech and forget to watch where you're going. You promptly fall down a hole.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Kíeros]

(Necessary)> Fall in a more Hard-boiled manner

(Actual, non joke suggestion)> Throw something down to see if you can guess where the bottom is, if it has one.

[ashdenej]

>Realise that Papyrus is the font of the Devil.

Right after Comic Sans, of course!

>See how far down the rabbit hole goes.

[Legendary]

> Float back up, of course.

[OldManRupee]

Land already.Land on a totally kickass pile of cushions.

[Doorhandle]

>Grip onto the wall to save thyself!

[ObstinateMessenger]

Land already.Land on a totally kickass pile of Explosives.

Fix'd

[risingzenith]

Fall into an abandoned coffeehouse, complete with hipsters.

[gumbal1]

> Stop spinning and land like a civilized person.

[Staff Deployment]

> Sea already.

((Ha ha get it because sea > land ha ha ha))
((ha ha ha))
((...))
((ha ha shut up))

[captal]

hit the ground on your face, black out, be the second controllable dude.

[ObstinateMessenger]

> Find the scarf. Be the Hipster

[OldManRupee]

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