Long ago, in the distant past, there was a wealthy safari captain, aptly named Safari Joe. Unfortunately, I can't tell you the details of the deity known as Safari Joe, other than his name, and perhaps his description. You see, Safari Joe found a loophole in the system of causality one day, and, well.... Things just haven't been the same since. It's best if you keep him out of your mind, forget I even mentioned it. But really, you all should get to bed, it's getting late and I must be heading back to my domain, I haven't artificed an environment for my creations in such a long time, people'll think i'm neglecting them.