You load up "Underdeveloped."
There's three options. You can't pick one and who cares about settings.
(It's just text, what kind of settings would there be?)
> Select "New Game"
You start a NEW GAME.
Yeah! Let's do this!
"Welcome to UNDERDEVELOPED," a narrating voice calls from the game.
"Before we start your adventure, please enter a name for your save file. When you're ready, press start."
Ah jeese, this is pointless. You enter a random name and quickly mash start so you can get into the game.
Wow it takes it a while to say all those As, you're regretting that decision.
Hopefully it doesn't say it too often.
"Please select your starting position. Remember! Your choice of starting character may affect the specialties of your other party members!"
Looks like you need to select a place for the game to start...