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[ardentApathy]

You monster. Why did you force me to incinerate my only friend?
I want Answers.

Nonsense. I am your only friend. Remember?

Need I remind you that you will die alone, unloved, an orphan, a failure at everything? Need I remind you that you are just a Rat in my Maze?

You might have had a real Companion in that cube of yours. But then you killed her. How sad.

How does this make you feel, <INSERT SUBJECT NAME HERE>?

EDIT: I know it's against the rules, but... EPIC PAGETOPPER.

[Ranter]

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The Shippiest Wall ever: Part 1

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InoxFy Ross_Varn
InoxFy plumFinder
InoxFy <? MasterBlade
InoxFy retroScavenger
liquidMountain InoxFy, problemProtagonist

retroScavenger Ross_Varn
retroScavenger <? problemProtagonist
retroScavenger MasterBlade
retroScavenger InoxFy
retroScavenger Konkoa, Newbies

Ross_Varn InoxFy
Ross_Varn <? MegaRock35
Ross_Varn Godbot
Ross_Varn retroScavenger
MasterBlade Ross_Varn, Schazer

MasterBlade <? InoxFy
MasterBlade Ross_Varn, Schazer
MasterBlade retroscavenger
MasterBlade Konkoa
MasterBlade liquidMountain

Godbot Schazer
MegaRock35 Godbot, Legendary
Godbot ardentApathy
Godbot <? Ranter
Godbot Ross_Varn

MegaRock35 Legendary, Godbot
Legendary <? ardentApathy
Legendary Liliumus
Legendary liquidMountain
Legendary Ranter

Liliumus Ranter
Liliumus Legendary
Liliumus <? plumFinder
Liliumus problemProtagonist
Liliumus El Ninja Monkey, insanityIncarnate

problemProtagonist Gecky
problemProtagonist <? retroScavenger
problemProtagonist Liliumus
problemProtagonist El Ninja Monkey
liquidMountain problemProtagonist, Inoxfy

El Ninja Monkey MegaRock35
El Ninja Monkey insanityIncarnate
El Ninja Monkey El Ninja Monkey
El Ninja Monkey <? Schazer
Liliumus El Ninja Monkey, insanityIncarnate

Konkoa MasterBlade
Konkoa insanityIncarnate
Konkoa liquidMountain
Konkoa <? HOMESTUCK
retroScavenger Newbies, Konkoa

[Ranter]

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Shippiest Wall ever: Part 2

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MegaRock35 Godbot, Legendary
MegaRock35 El Ninja Monkey
MegaRock35 <? Ross_Varn
MegaRock35 Gecky
MegaRock35 plumFinder

Gecky problemProtagonist
Gecky plumFinder, ardentApathy
Gecky MegaRock35
Gecky <? insanityIncarnate
Gecky plumFinder

liquidMountain MasterBlade
liquidMountain Konkoa
liquidMountain Legendary
liquidMountain <? Newbies
HOMESTUCK liquidMountain, Ranter

Gecky plumFinder, ardentApathy
PlumFinder InoxFy
PlumFinder MegaRock35
PlumFinder <? Liliumus
PlumFinder Gecky

insanityIncarnate Schazer
insanityIncarnate El Ninja Monkey
insanityIncarnate <? Gecky
insanityIncarnate Konkoa
Liliumus El Ninja Monkey, insanityIncarnate

ardentApathy Ranter
ardentApathy Schazer
ardentApathy GodBot
ardentApathy <? Legendary
Gecky ardentApathy, plumFinder

Schazer ardentApathy
Schazer Godbot
Schazer insanityIncarnate
MasterBlade Schazer, Ross_Varn
Schazer <? El Ninja Monkey

Ranter ardentApathy
Ranter Liliumus
Ranter <? GodBot
Ranter Legendary
HOMESTUCK liquidMountain, Ranter


Okay. I'm pretty sure this is it. Who wants to check my math?

[Ranter]

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By "Wall", I of course mean, "Wall of Text".

[Legendary]

Wanna hatesnog?

[Ranter]

Wanna hatesnog?

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[liquidMountain]

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MegaRock35 Godbot, Legendary
MegaRock35 El Ninja Monkey
MegaRock35 <? Ross_Varn
MegaRock35 Gecky
MegaRock35 plumFinder

Gecky problemProtagonist
Gecky plumFinder, ardentApathy
Gecky MegaRock35
Gecky <? insanityIncarnate
Gecky plumFinder

liquidMountain MasterBlade
liquidMountain Konkoa
liquidMountain InoxFy, problemProtagonist
liquidMountain <? Newbies
HOMESTUCK liquidMountain, Ranter

Gecky plumFinder, ardentApathy
PlumFinder InoxFy
PlumFinder MegaRock35
PlumFinder <? Liliumus
PlumFinder Gecky

insanityIncarnate Schazer
insanityIncarnate El Ninja Monkey
insanityIncarnate <? Gecky
insanityIncarnate Konkoa
Liliumus El Ninja Monkey, insanityIncarnate

ardentApathy Ranter
ardentApathy Schazer
ardentApathy GodBot
ardentApathy <? Legendary
Gecky ardentApathy, plumFinder

Schazer ardentApathy
Schazer Godbot
Schazer insanityIncarnate
MasterBlade Schazer, Ross_Varn
Schazer <? El Ninja Monkey

Ranter ardentApathy
Ranter Liliumus
Ranter <? GodBot
Ranter Legendary
HOMESTUCK liquidMountain, Ranter


Okay. I'm pretty sure this is it. Who wants to check my math?

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I think I <? this whole thread. Nice to see I apparently have some hate dates. I had no Idea, I'll just have to take your word for it.

THIS GAME CAN NEVER KEEP US APART.

[Ranter]

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Oh, dem.
I just noticed some mistakes.
Just a second.

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Dem fixes done.

[liquidMountain]

My relation with the shipping wall IS something I understand.

BRB rereading this while goddamn thread.

EDIT:

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Whilst googling "Let's Play Homestuck" wiki, I cam across this.

http://www.mspaforums.com/showthread...Play-Homestuck

clue maybe? Are we still doing clues? any recaps yet maybe? A timeline? Please? Anyone?

[Liliumus]

Oh my God. This is brilliant. Bloody brilliant, I say.

I think aA may have a new avatar.

Also, did I mention that I've met the most wonderfully strange people through this? Because that is totally a thing that has happened.

Bravo, Liliumus. Bravo.

STARRED SO HARD.

I'm glad everyone likes it

[foliageFornicator]

This thread is... interesting. I must say I'm envious :'(

[Juju]

Guys, either you did something big, or aA might have gone legitimently crazy.

He's been posting weird stuff all over the MSPA comic discussion forum, and a few people are saying they've received strange PM's from him

[ardentApathy]

Haha. Juju. You funny.

Me just roleplay. It fun. Haha.

EDIT: Me flouted rules. Me got punished. No do again. Bad juju.

EDITx2: Also, what the fuck? Just HOW MUCH did I post last night, anyway? I'm... honestly afraid to check.

This is what a hangover feels like, innit?

EDITx3: I've never had a hangover before. It's... not that bad, actually. 'Cept I haven't gone to sleep yet, so... .

EDITx4: Regarding the Poll:

There are 24 responses yet only 18 voters.

Interesting.

EDITx5: END OF ACT 5, FUCKERS.

Act 6 begins Sunday, as promised, with an Intermission.

Hope you're all... quite prepared. >:]

[Juju]

Act 6 is a good thing right?
If so, why am I scared?

[ardentApathy]

So far?

I'd say, most definitely.

It will certainly be quite exciting by the end.

Heehee.

[Ranter]

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siiiiighhhh...
*checks for fever on forehead*
Just what did you DO last night?
Do you go overboard with the cryptic comments again?
Get a cryptic hangover?
I don't know why you do this to yourself. You know you can't handle it.
No offense, but I'm withholding the koans from you for a while,
until you feel better.
This is the sort of crazy thing that makes you sick!
I wish you would be more careful.
Cryptic comments be strong stuff

[MegaRock35]

Holy shit. Act 6? 100 posts in one night?

Guys, it's obvious what's going on here: this was all just aA's plan to turn me into a famous Magical Girl. Obviously. Pesterchum sure is weird!

[Ranter]

Oh.
Guys, I'm pretty sure the game is over for real.

Dang.

[MegaRock35]

(For now)

I'll be damned if this is how it ends. I still haven't done anything since like Sunday.

[Ranter]

Who here got a goodbye PM?

[MegaRock35]

Not me.

I really Hope this isn't over yet.

[Ranter]

Yeah.
If nothing else it was fun meeting new people and being silly.
I mean, he told me everyone got an ending.

"My game has come to an end. And I found FAR, FAR MORE than 413 endings."

But it's not on the OP, so it isn't official, gosh darn it.

...
I want to make my own game, now.

[ardentApathy]

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siiiiighhhh...
*checks for fever on forehead*
Just what did you DO last night?
Do you go overboard with the cryptic comments again?
Get a cryptic hangover?
I don't know why you do this to yourself. You know you can't handle it.
No offense, but I'm withholding the koans from you for a while,
until you feel better.
This is the sort of crazy thing that makes you sick!
I wish you would be more careful.
Cryptic comments be strong stuff

Ahh, Ranter. You be good medicine woman. Good juju. Goooooood.

[Ranter]

Holy crap you're alive.
How on Earth did you get so crypti-drunk and what's going on now?
(I'm so happy my avatar's face is coming of use.)

[MegaRock35]

I think we broke him. Oops.

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Math checking...

'Kay, the only mistake I see on the shipping wall is that problemProtagonist has a matespritship with both Legendary and Gecky.

Then again, she blackmails people in exchange for their souls, so this isn't too far-fetched.