Let's Play HOMESTUCK

[ardentApathy]

http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/3661zs/

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Sorry, couldn't resist

I have bookmarked many pages, but this is the first one I've ever Starred.

I'm almost afraid to ask whether that existed before or after I created this thread.

[Ross_Varn]

Alpha Session arises reunited, ladies and gentlemen, with unexpected allies and into what seems an unfathomable war. If I may, MQuinny has reminded me of something, that may prove far more appropriate for the game today.

EB: So, if you're sure that we are going to fail... what is the point of everything we're doing?
TT: Simple. The objective is no longer to win.
EB: um...i mean what are we actually shooting for here?
TT: To do as much damage to the game as possible. To rip its stitches and pry answers from the seams. We will snatch purpose from the jaws of futility. Are you ready to wreak some havoc, John?
EB: i suddenly don't understand anything

I commend Ardent on the most accurate simulation of Homestuck I've ever seen. Let's do this.

For the more literal among you, this is not a declaration of my intention to bring the game crashing down. Everyone is not out to get you.

[Legendary]

hey friends.

I MADE YOU ALL A COMIC.

it's probably important? or maybe not at all.

YOUR CHOICE.

[GreenElectrodes]

I have bookmarked many pages, but this is the first one I've ever Starred.

I'm almost afraid to ask whether that existed before or after I created this thread.

It came into existence moments before it appeared in this thread; that is to say, I wrote it.

[ardentApathy]

Fanart? In my Let's Play?

It's more likely than I thought.

[liquidMountain]

I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT IS HAPPENING.

[ardentApathy]

I think it's fair to say that none of us do at this point, liquidMountain, least of all me.

And that is just the way I like it.

[Legendary]

i'm getting pretty fucking sick of it.

GONNA HAVE TO FUCK SHIT UP IF NO ONE HELPS ME OUT HERE.

[DecidedlyDevious]

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My mind is boggling and I'm merely a spectator. I'm not even sure how somebody could spectate this thread. I'm half convinced people are just being cryptic on purpose. Except I don't think Schazer would make such a detailed and emotional apology if nothing actually happened. Or maybe she would. *MASSIVE SHRUG*

I think the true riddle here is trying to make heads or tails of this thread. Which is to say, I will be coming back frequently to see if anything new happens. It is the best thread I have ever accidentally clicked on. And I so want in if there's a waiting list.

[ardentApathy]

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Believe me, if I could handle more players at the moment, I would let you in in a heartbeat!

However...

As much as I hate to part with a single player, perhaps you could convince one of the existing players to step down so you may take their place?

[DecidedlyDevious]

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Nah, it's cool. I will simply lie in wait in case somebody mysteriously disappears. Or has a mental breakdown. Or any other kind of thing that would allow a new player.

[Legendary]

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mental breakdowns?

THE FUCK ARE YOU IMPLYING ABOUT MY TEAMMATES, MOTHERFUCKER?

[DecidedlyDevious]

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I apologize. I did not mean to imply that you and your team-mates weren't originally mentally unstable. My mistake.

[Legendary]

you asked for it. :o(

YOU ASKED FOR IT. :o)

[ravemastaj]

Holy carp, guys! aA thinks I'm Megarock 35 or something! I think you've managed to make an omniscient cue ball man paranoid!

Is there a way we can clear this up? I seriously think he's about to kick me out before I even start. I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE HELL I DID, BUT IT MUST'VE BEEN SWEET!

[ravemastaj]

Wait, it's already been figured out. I am now a Gog among men. Or something. Hell if I know. PM me if you need a guide to get you started through this fustercluck - Megarock 35 made one for the uninitiated.

[liquidMountain]

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mental breakdowns?

THE FUCK ARE YOU IMPLYING ABOUT MY TEAMMATES, MOTHERFUCKER?

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nah I think he's got me pretty spot on. If I'm even IN your team. SOMEBODY EXPLAIN IT TO ME.

[ardentApathy]

I am taking a break from LPH for at least a few days. I may read and respond to some of your messages, but I need some time to consider which direction to go in next.

[PlumFinder]

Damnit, stopping didn't help at all. I'm still completely obsessed over this.
You go guys.

[MasterBlade]

Hey guys.



This thread now has a theme song.

[MegaRock35]

For the more literal among you, this is not a declaration of my intention to bring the game crashing down. Everyone is not out to get you.

Lies and heresy. There's already been a Betrayer, a GM who seriously likes to make you wonder whose side he's on, a Traitor, another suspected Traitor, and an accusation of my teammate being a traitor. Forgive me if I tend to think of everybody as a potential threat, as I've already failed to spot a traitor in my own damn session, and that resulted in whole lot of weird espionage shit.

i'm getting pretty fucking sick of it.

GONNA HAVE TO FUCK SHIT UP IF NO ONE HELPS ME OUT HERE.

Yeah, because it's such a great idea to help out the guy who already spelled out that he's willing to sell out his teammates. Totally great tactics there, brah.

Holy carp, guys! aA thinks I'm Megarock 35 or something! I think you've managed to make an omniscient cue ball man paranoid!

Is there a way we can clear this up? I seriously think he's about to kick me out before I even start. I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE HELL I DID, BUT IT MUST'VE BEEN SWEET!

How did this even happen.

[Gecky]

What if we just limbo under the riddle shenanigans?

[Ranter]

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These are so much more fun to read from the outside.

[Liliumus]

Clearly, what we need is a DEUS EX MACHINA.

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Or simply put, A MOTHERFUCKING MIRACLE.

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8^Y

[MQuinny1234]

A miracle, eh? Well, there's always the classic one. Gimme three days, or, I dunno, half-an-hour.

*Kills himself*