Exile: Chased By Ninjas

[Dudemaster47]

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Traici - mention that despite the idea of further discussing this over coffee sounding delightfull, there appears to be a gigan- holey fuck that thing is huge [ahem] scorpion outside

Yep, Drapia's lusus is pretty fucking huge, isn't it? It's going to be difficult to get around her.




Or it would be, if it wasn't for the fact that Drapia has a back door.

[TobiasMoon]

Exit post-haste! there are drinks to be had!

ScorpionMom - Seriously? Do they really think that you can't see them?

[Dudemaster47]

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Exit post-haste! there are drinks to be had!

ScorpionMom - Seriously? Do they really think that you can't see them?

You two manage to escape to the side successfully.



Where to? You could stop by a friend's house on the way to the city or go straight there, although you're going to have to navigate around the desert no matter what to avoid scorpionmom.

[TobiasMoon]

So, where's the coffee shop? City?

[JordanTH]

>Go visit Zertam.

[psychapprentice]

Have I posted here yet? No, I don't think so. Well I've been reading, so it's only fair that I reply. I just don't really have a suggestion at this point.

[Dudemaster47]

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>Go visit Zertam.

Huh. No one's home, guess he must be out doing something.

And yeah, the cafe is in the city. Very few businesses operate outside of population centers, and the ones that do are generally services like lessons or smithies or...well, things which require special skills to make, repair, or teach. There are a few suburbs further to the south, though. A lot of lower midbloods live in them, and, according to Drapia, there's a really good movie theater around that area.

Not really much else of note there. It's a few miles south, so you didn't feel like it was necessary to include them on the map.

[Sandvich King]

> If you're still in the mood for coffee, then the city is your best bet.

> Otherwise, how about catching a movie?

[TobiasMoon]

Go for a movie

Fall asleep during the movie

[Dudemaster47]

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Go for a movie

> Otherwise, how about catching a movie?

You two make a spontaneous detour on your coffee meetup and decide to hit the movies.


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[JordanTH]

>Enter name
>Youarent Onthelist
>Who Areyou
>Brownblood McProngface

[TobiasMoon]

Run around with wild abandon and set off the mines

[Dudemaster47]

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>Enter name

Your name? It's on your placronym, in that dirt pile over-



There. Dammit, you have to make another one now, don't you?

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That update came sooner than I thought it would :P

[TobiasMoon]

Scratch out your name on to your spare placronym - this isn't the first time that this has happened.

[tswett]

> Be named Donner Kervan.

[Dudemaster47]

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> Be named Donner Kervan.

Yeah, uh...that was what your name was, wasn't it? You're Donner Kervan.




Your name is Donner Kervan, and YOU LOVE CRAFTING MINES.

Landmines, that is. And mineshafts as well, you're always digging around your lawnring to either EXTRACT MINERALS FROM THE GROUND for your ART or to BOOBY TRAP THIS MINEFIELD EVEN FURTHER, which also is for your ART. See, you are constantly in need of both materials and inspiration for your artistic pursuits of sculpting and painting, and thus you use the clay from the rich deposits beneath your hive and are constantly digging it out of the ground, or you use the scattered remains of your "MODELS" as inspiration for your paintings. Your models are the victims of your mines, and also your source of paint. In your opinion, you could use A LITTLE MORE TRAFFIC TO YOUR HIVE, but victims...er, models come often enough.

You have something of an EXPLOSION FETISH, and an UNHEALTHY OBSESSION WITH LURING FEMALE TROLLS TO YOUR HIVE. Of course, most of your "models" end up being the matesprits, moirails, and kismesises of the female trolls that you creep on, rather than your creeping victims themselves. You can't help being creepy, it's just how you are. Your trolltag is xerialCanvas and -<you...have...a...tendancy...to...hissss...and...s sometimess...go...BOOM!

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AND WE'RE BACK AFTER A LONG HIATUS. Sorry about that, 's been busy lately with school and life and whatnot. And I got a little lazy. Derp.

[JordanTH]

>Find some trees; punch them.

[TobiasMoon]

explore your mine

[supersinger472]

find some women, blow them up

[tswett]

> Look at a map of your lawnring to determine a safe path to your hive.

[Dudemaster47]

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>Find some trees; punch them.

While you would totally do that if that were a feasible option (after all, it does give you wood), the only tree within at least ten miles of you is on someone else's property.

If there is one rule that everyone follows on Alternia, it's that you don't fuck with other people's property. It's just generally an absolutely terrible idea and is extremely likely to get your ass murdered. Like, 86.972% chance likely. You know this better than anyone else, considering you're pretty sure that your property is the most unfuckwithable lawnring on the planet.

find some women, blow them up

Ehehehehe. That's a good idea, but...where to find the women?

[Sandvich King]

> The city! There are plenty of non-plot-important chicks there! This is the best plan!

[Dudemaster47]

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> The city! There are plenty of non-plot-important chicks there! This is the best plan!

Alright. You decide to go inside to get some stuff first, though.

[tswett]

> Examine poster of oh-god-is-that-Nepeta.

[Armok]

> examine poster.