it's really dark and you can't see shitall (COMPLETED)

**Staff Deployment** · 02-14-2012, 02:53 AM

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> Wake up.

In a very surprising turn of events, it's... really dark. And you can't see Shitall.

Shitall is the name of your girlfriend. She's Asian, which actually does not explain the name.
Where did Shitall go? Where are you? What's going on? Aaaaaaa

Get a hold of yourself. You're not quite that far up the creek yet. You've still got your sanity; it's not like YOU FORGOT YOUR NAME OH GOD

**hypersheep** · 02-14-2012, 03:16 AM

>Adam Dark

**Kíeros** · 02-14-2012, 05:01 AM

> Who needs a name when you can't see anything?

**Naristar** · 02-14-2012, 05:11 AM

Stephen Negro

**Kocel232** · 02-14-2012, 05:55 AM

> Oliver G. Odd. But your friends just call you O.G.Odd. See, you didn't forget your name, after all!

**Staff Deployment** · 02-14-2012, 06:19 AM

> Enter name.

Of course. Your name is Stephen Negro. Despite the fact that you are an African-American, you still think that you're a bit racist for having that name. You make a mental note to refer to yourself as Steve Dark from now on. Maybe you'll legally change it when you get out of this; it has a nice ring to it.

OH GOD YOU JUST HEARD SOMETHING MOVE. IT'S LIKE FIVE FEET IN FRONT OF YOU BUT YOU CAN'T SEE IT.

...

AAAAAAAAAADONTFREAKOUTSTEVEDONTFREAKOOOUUUT

**hypersheep** · 02-14-2012, 09:24 AM

>Don't freak out. Panic instead.

**Naristar** · 02-14-2012, 10:09 AM

please remember that you carry a lighter in your pocket
I mean all boys carry something to start fires right?

**greenMachine** · 02-14-2012, 10:14 AM

>Hey, that must be shitall!

**Morphimus** · 02-14-2012, 10:16 AM

Originally Posted by Naristar

please remember that you carry a lighter in your pocket
I mean all boys carry something to start fires right?

**King of Clubs** · 02-14-2012, 10:25 AM

> Try to perceive your surroundings by smelling or tasting them since you are obviously blind.

**Kíeros** · 02-14-2012, 11:08 AM

Take something; throw it in front of you.

**Kocel232** · 02-14-2012, 10:20 PM

>GET OFF THE FLOOR
GET OUT THE DOOR
EVERYONE DO THE DINOSAUR

**ferd1991** · 02-14-2012, 10:44 PM

PUNCH EVERYTHING

**Staff Deployment** · 02-14-2012, 11:35 PM

> Try to perceive your surroundings by smelling or tasting them.

For some retarded reason you start sniffing uncontrollably. You smell something. You smell...
... Diesel oil.

> Retrieve lighter.

You always carry a lighter with you. You're not stupid.
Looks Feels like someone's taken it from you. Dammit!

> Hey, it must be Shitall!

"Hey! Hey Shitall!"

Shitall growls menacingly in response. Huh. You didn't realize she had the vocal range to produce such a guttural bone-wrenching noise.

Yeah that's probably not Shitall.

> PUNCH EVERYTHING

YOU PUNCH EVERYTHING. YOU MISS EVERYTHING. YOU STUMBLE AROUND EVERYTHING.

Now you have no idea where you are. You're kind of dizzy from your pathetic attempts at punching everything. The growl continues. It's...

rightbehindyou

**ferd1991** · 02-14-2012, 11:41 PM

Begin Duet Growling

**hypersheep** · 02-14-2012, 11:41 PM

>Run forward and hit a wall.

**Staff Deployment** · 02-15-2012, 12:13 AM

> Begin duet growling.

"Grr..."

"GARR GARR," you respond in kind. "GARRR."

You feel the growler's hot breath on your face.
It does not like your growling.
You were probably off-key.

> Run forward and hit a wall

You get the hell away from that thing. You run forward, right past it.
You hit a wall. The sound of your nose smacking against plaster sounds a bit like "unsurprisingdevelopment" which strikes you as a bit odd.
You are genuinely distressed.

You travelled a grand total of about six feet. You can hear the growler behind you. Its footsteps are quite soft.

**Whimbrel** · 02-15-2012, 12:26 AM

Backflip onto the growler, ride it out of the darkness.

**liquidMountain** · 02-15-2012, 12:31 AM

Originally Posted by Whimbrel

Backflip onto the growler, ride it out of the darkness. RIDE GROWLER LIKE A MECHANICAL BULL

FTFY

**hypersheep** · 02-15-2012, 12:36 AM

>Flail around in search of light switch.

**Staff Deployment** · 02-15-2012, 12:47 AM

> Backflip onto the growler. Ride it out of the darkness.

ALRIGHT YOU ARE GOING TO DO A BACKFLIP YOU ARE SO DOING THIS
THIS IS GOING TO BE A THING THAT HAPPENS

...

HYYYYYYUUUUP

...

ohgodfalling AAAAAH OW FUCK YOUR FACE FUCK FUCK FUCK.

You have landed on your face.

> Flail around.

You flop about spastically on the ground. This does nothing, and if the lights were on, you would certainly look stupid.

**ferd1991** · 02-15-2012, 12:49 AM

STEVE DARK USE SPLASH ATTACK!

**Whimbrel** · 02-15-2012, 12:49 AM

>Be the growler

**hypersheep** · 02-15-2012, 01:05 AM

>Crawl sideways as fast as you can!

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