it's really dark and you can't see shitall (COMPLETED)

[hypersheep]

>Break into song

[Kíeros]

> Feel your way around the room. To see if there are any more monsters.

[Staff Deployment]

> Feel your way around the room to see if there are any more monsters.



NO.
That is a RETARDED IDEA.
Man if you could see, and there was a mirror, you would be looking at a VERY PISSED OFF FACE right now. It would be your face that was very pissed off, in the mirror.

> Investigate humming.



"Herro?" (You put on a clearly fake asian accent. You wish that you weren't born here with this crappy anglican accent. You love asian accents.)

"Oh, hi. Sorry. I was wondering when you'd get up."

> ==>



"AAAAAAH FUCK" you scream. You do some kung-fu karate chops blindly into the air. You stumble a bit and hit nothing.

"Here, jesus, I didn't mean to scare you. Lemme flick the lights here."

> ==>

Click. Lights go on.



Okay apparently you're blind.
Well SHIT.
SHIT.
ALL.

SHITALL. That's your name.
You fucking hate that name.

[Qeztotz]

>shitall : change name to something less stupid, maybe fuckall, or buggerall
>____all : scrabble at your face to discover whether or not you are blind or your vision is obstructed

[Naristar]

Cry

[Kocel232]

Shitall: Jab eyes with your fingers whilst weeping. If they're not going to work, THEN THEY DON'T DESERVE TO STAY IN YOUR FACE.

[Jabbur]

Shitall: Consider possibility that your companion can see ultraviolet, and is completely unaware that switching on a lightbulb that only uses this part of the spectrum IS COMPLETELY USELESS AT REASSURING YOU. Try to find out species they are without causing anger.

[Staff Deployment]

> Change name.



You cannot change your name because then you'd have to go downtown and spend like an entire day renewing all of your credit cards and drivers licenses and such. It's really too much hassle.

> Inquire species of visitor.



"What species are you?"

"The hell kinda question is that?"

"Does your vision only work in ultraviolet?"

"Dammit."

*ktttzzch* (this is the universal sound effect of walkie-talkies)

"We got a retarded one here. She is clearly too stupid to move safely. We'll have to leave her here until we can get a suitable psychiatrist to reassure her idiotic thought processes. Over."

*ktttzzch*

> Cry.



You cry.

[PersonPerson]

Stop crying.

[Naristar]

ask if they were the one humming

[Kíeros]

> Ask the person in the room how many fingers you are holding up. Proceed to hold up only one finger. Preferably the one between the index and ring finger.

[Staff Deployment]

> Stop crying.



You were only pretending to cry.

> Ask some questions.



"Were you humming?"

"Yeah."

"How many fingers am I holding up?"

"Zero."

"No, I'm giving you the finger."

"Naw, that finger's gone, missy. You should get it bandaged up."

You feel your hand. There is a bloody stump where your right middle finger used to be.
You are so completely jacked up on anesthetic, apparently. This is the first time you've noticed.
You are deeply unsettled by this.

[PersonPerson]

What else are you missing?

[Kocel232]

>Ask mystery person to kiss the boo-boo and make it better.

[Naristar]

((Hey when did he get the ability to see?))
Ask if he has any bandaids?

[Staff Deployment]

Hey when did he get the ability to see?

Around the time when he turned on the lights.

> What else are you missing?



You can't tell because of your inexplicable immunity to pain. You could feel around with your hands and see if anything missing that way and for the most part it seems just like OH GOD YOUR BOOBS ARE GONE wait you're just flat-chested you're fine.

"Miss, you're smearing blood all over your chest."

"Maybe if you'd GIVE ME a BANDAID then I wouldn't HAVE TO."

"Oh, a bandaid? I don't have any. There's probably some in the old nurse's office. That's on the other side of this building though. And there are a lot of monsters on the loose. And I heard gunshots. So we should just stay-"

"I WANT A BANDAID."

"Alright, alright, fine."

[Naristar]

onward tword bandaids and less bleeding

[Storm]

While following him, ask him why the fuck you can't see shitall.

[Qeztotz]

> wait
growlers??!!
>enquire about growlers
>possibly run away screaming

[Kíeros]

> Stay here and make him get a band-aid.

[PersonPerson]

So you're not missing your eyes?

[Staff Deployment]

> Onward!



Clopthump Clopthump Clopthump
(is the sound of two pairs of footsteps)

The Mysterious and Uncharacteristically Helpful Stranger leads you by the hand out the door of the room you have been wandering around in for the last few minutes.

THEN THERE IS A THIRD PAIR OF FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING CLOP CLOP CLOP CLOP CLOP OH NO

"What's up, motherfucker," says the MUHS.

"Yes, that's right. I fucked your mother," replies the new guy. "You found one."

"Yeah. Crossbowed the hell out of a growler that was chewing on her hand. Found any?"

"The target went missing. I've AKanine-47 guarding the back entrance and I'm following this blood trail. It's kinda hard to make it out now. His wound probably clotted."

"Go left; the way we came from is a dead end. Just a question though - you realize that we're rescuing him, not hunting him down, right?"

"I dunno, my orders were different."

"I was expressly told not to kill -"

TWANG WHIZZ THUNK SPLAT.
SLUUMMP.
Uh
That's probably not a good combination of sounds

[PersonPerson]

Er... find out what those last sounds meant.

[Staff Deployment]

Your buddy got shot in the face with a crossbow.

[Nighzmarquls]

>click tongue to listen to the acoustics of the room and determine how big of a space it is.