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    Re: Pick up the nearest book to you.

    "Could see your lips move." Lindy told Kris
    ↑Da fuck is this? o_o but two ladies and one could see her friends' lips moving absolutely marvelous? This is okay I guess
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    Re: Pick up the nearest book to you.

    "Then all the people fell down on their knees, and cried mercy of King Arthur, which the King at once granted."

    Does this mean I'm a pacifist?
    Fan of Homestuck since May 2009 (P.S. I used to errorneously call it Homestruck.)

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    "I want to say that I have no idea, that I have never seen that face before."

    Ooooooooh~ Secret love interest maybe? :3
    I you.

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    Re: Pick up the nearest book to you.

    (starting from first complete sentence, and translating)

    "It shows destiny, death, construction, frugality, perseverance, tardiness, inhibitions, sadness, celibacy and in its old man from the mountain guise, it incarnates the step-father, the doctor, the miner, the missionary, the prisoner and the researcher."

    So, lots of roleplay masturbatory sessions? With old men?

    ...

    I suppose it could be worse.

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    Re: Pick up the nearest book to you.

    At school, and the closest book is Spying on Miss Millier which is lying on the counter by the computers.

    "All the Irish anti-aircraft guns a while back."

    Damn my Anglophilia and all its contra-RAF sentiments.

    Oh, and from my personal reading, which is The Chosen by Chaim Potok:

    "Mr. Savo promised me a three-rounder after my operation," Billy explained to me eagerly, still staring in the direction of Tony Savo's voice.

    Oh... oh god.

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    Re: Pick up the nearest book to you.

    I have an actual book this time! (It's 1984)

    "Winston took up his mug of gin, paused for an instant to collect his nerve, and gulped the oily-tasting stuff down."

    Whoa hey wait what??? What is this implying???
    You can find me elsewhere here!

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    Re: Pick up the nearest book to you.

    Your rights as a Caregiver

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    Re: Pick up the nearest book to you.

    Quote Originally Posted by Redux View Post
    I have an actual book this time! (It's 1984)

    "Winston took up his mug of gin, paused for an instant to collect his nerve, and gulped the oily-tasting stuff down."

    Whoa hey wait what??? What is this implying???
    Crushing loneliness is best helped by alcohol.
    Just ask any engineering school.
    I HAVE to blow everything up! It's the only way to prove I'm not CRAZY!

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    Re: Pick up the nearest book to you.

    Quote Originally Posted by Descriptor View Post
    Crushing loneliness is best helped by alcohol.
    Just ask any engineering school.
    Oh nooo.

    But I don't want to be crushingly lonely and be a drinker. (I'm only 15 and in high school!)
    You can find me elsewhere here!

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    Re: Pick up the nearest book to you.

    Quote Originally Posted by Redux View Post
    Oh nooo.

    But I don't want to be crushingly lonely and be a drinker. (I'm only 15 and in high school!)
    Well, if Homestuck has taught us anything, it is that young lonely alchoholics are the bet characters ever and also badass.
    Do not even look in here it is a goshawful mess that I do not have the time or sanity to deal with.

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    Re: Pick up the nearest book to you.

    OnChip Sata Controller (AMD SB950 South Bridge) Enables or disables the SATA controller integrated in the AMD SB950 South Bridge.

    What even.

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    Re: Pick up the nearest book to you.

    Leetsaber, don't worry. We've all been there. It's okay.


    "Sietch - The ancient Chakobsa word absorbed him; a place of retreat and safety in time of peril."

    Thank you Frank Herbert for letting me know that I use pity sex as a means to cope during times of peak stress.

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    Re: Pick up the nearest book to you.

    "It fought back with its own teeth, ripping out throats, slashing with fingernails that sliced skin and flesh like the hard claws the two-legs carried, but brothers savaged it even as they died." From The Dragon Reborn

    Oh lord...

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    Re: Pick up the nearest book to you.

    "Sweet potato with spinach and peas"

    Figures it'd be a cookbook.

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    Re: Pick up the nearest book to you.

    "The cheese is made from the milk of Tarentaise cattle, an ancient breed which in spring are taken high into the mountains to graze in the alpine meadows."
    Is this supposed to be a metaphor for something?

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    Re: Pick up the nearest book to you.

    cognitive therapy book;

    "If I entertain my therapist, she will like me."

    wow.

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    Re: Pick up the nearest book to you.

    vanishing points;

    "Your perspective triangle tells you which way you're looking."

    What?

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    Re: Pick up the nearest book to you.

    "I left your dress hanging in your closet."

    Okay then...

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    Re: Pick up the nearest book to you.

    From 'Why We Buy: The Science of Shopping' (Not Mine).

    'Stop.'

    I feel discouraged.

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    Re: Pick up the nearest book to you.

    Quote Originally Posted by DigDug___ View Post
    From 'Why We Buy: The Science of Shopping' (Not Mine).

    'Stop.'

    I feel discouraged.
    No means no, Digdug.

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    Re: Pick up the nearest book to you.

    Equidistant from me are the theory book from my driving lessons, and a chronicle of extreme metal in Scandinavia. These prospects are not so good. I'm taking my chances with the metal book.

    My (translated) quote is: "Despite the audience fiasco, Robban became eager to arrange something himself."

    Uh. Is this some obscure foreshadowing of public sex?

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    Re: Pick up the nearest book to you.

    Uh oh... The only book nearest me is an historical-fiction book about the Civil War (An Acquaintance with Darkness)...

    "I slept for fourteen hours."

    I don't have much of a sex life, then... Well either that, or I just had a marathon of sex and I am sleeping it off... Either way, this is horrible; I don't even know if it is one or the other. Fuck.

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    Re: Pick up the nearest book to you.

    Store it with style by someone that's name is not one the cover. Page 45 says
    Your bedroom needs to be restful and relaxing.
    Do chicks find my bed not comfertable?
    please all the biatches stick to me like a magnet

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    Re: Pick up the nearest book to you.

    "The jewel squid's body is completely covered with photophores, which make it look somewhat like a giant strawberry, as biologist James Hunt has noted."

    Ooh, kinky.

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    Re: Pick up the nearest book to you.

    "from far away as through a telescope." -Faust

    ...

    That sounds depressing.

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