There is no “start” button on your keyboard, so you humor the funny pictures by typing in START and then hitting this green arrow key.
The picture focuses elsewhere in paradox space, to a planet lightcycles away from anything you’d register significant. A planet shrouded in darkness by a permanent veil of clouds, a world conquered by an evil race of aliens many generations ago.
What’s this planet named?
Berowra ('Place of many winds')
Edit: or alternatively Eos
Last edited by King of Clubs; 02-16-2012 at 04:16 PM.
> Earth (Pronounced: san-dvitch)
Originally Posted by Morphimus
You have just the name, it's perfect. You ready your pick-and-peck skill and prepare to name it "sandwich".
An annoyed voice from behind catches your attention before you can complete the task.
The talking dog from across the room wisely advises you to type something sensible in.
Originally Posted by King of Clubs
You name the planet EOS, for a fairly obvious reason. It's the same name of the planet you're on right now! You were never much for creativity.
The screen refocuses to a picture of an empty corner of a room. You.... guess you have to name the room now? Fine. You prepare to name the room...
Oh! Okay. Guess you have to name this person then.
The screen displays a young troll, full of excitement and SPIRIT for the adventures ahead. As is custom for stories such as these, we meet this troll on her wriggling day, the day of her larval awakening. Today, another dateless day in the constant march of time, is the day she turns exactly one bicycle old, the Eosian equivalent of six Alternian "solar sweeps". Though she's unaware of the importance of today's date, due to her inability to see the sun through the permanent cloud cover, we're still going to do her the convenience of giving her a name. You'll have to make sure both her first and last names contain no more or less than EIGHT CHARACTERS. It's planetary tradition.
What is this troll's name?
8 charachters, hmm.
> Iketsumi Sarutobi
Ninjas... sapping... mah sentry creativity...
> Adrianne Gallegos
I'm bad at names. After making sure they were pronouncable I pretty much gave up.
Mostly posting to say that's the most adorable exile that ever was or ever will be.
> Asahinna Twarrion
The Goodstuff is always behind the spoiler...
Its always changeing really!
What in Aegis am I doing here? Dirging apparently.
My chumhandle is ramblingImaginist
Your name is IKETSUMI NINJALIN, and you don't need to provide detailed exposition on the facets of your character because we'll see them firsthand in the coming events!
Speaking of upcoming events, it looks like you’re being trolled by one of your friends.
Okay, now that you're done dealing with NE, what do you do now?
It's actually amazing that the parentheses make the head-voice sound muffled. For some reason.
> Admire posters.
> Confess deepest desires to training dummy.