Planetswapped (Hiatus)

[cyanAmpersand]

Planetswapped.



A young man stands in his respit- uhhh... bedroom.
It just so happens that today, the 19th of February, is this young man's birthday.
Though it was thirteen years ago he was given life, it is only today he will be given a name!

What will the name of this young man be?

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This is my first forum adventure, constructive criticism is much appreciated!
If this has been done before, I haven't come across it anywhere. This could be a totally original idea for all I know!
This adventure will be largely suggestion-based, so feel free to post your ideas.
Also, if there are specific trolls you would like to see in human form here, let me know!
I haven't decided how many trolls are going to be included - I might go all the way and have all twelve of them. Currently it will probably be Karkat, Vriska, Terezi and Gamzee. This is not final, so if you want to see your favourite troll in here, just post it! Due to the overwhelming response to the poll to include all trolls, all twelve trolls will be in this adventure! Whoooo!
Remember, if you have any suggestions at all (commands, story, characters, art), don't hesitate to post them!

[L33o]

>Carter Vantas

[King of Clubs]

> Karl Vantas (because all the human names have 4 letters)

[cyanAmpersand]

> Enter name.



Your name is Karl Van-

WHAT STUPID KIND OF FUCKING NAME IS KARL?
AND WHAT THE HELL IS THIS SHITHOLE. WHERE THE FUCK AM I??

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You don't like your Earth bedroom? I thought I did a pretty good job of it myself.

AND WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?

That... does not concern you right now.

FUCK OFF IT DOES.

It really doesn't matter at this point.
I will leave you now, you should probably try to figure out what's going on by talking to your friends.

HEY! HEY! COME BACK YOU OMNISCIENT-TYPE DOUCHEBAG!
YOU KNOW WHAT? I DON'T GIVE A SHIT. STAY AWAY.

[L33o]

>Confirm whether your name is Karl or not.

[OrangeAipom]

Your name is Kars of Maidingham.

[cyanAmpersand]

>Confirm whether your name is Karl or not.



Your name is Karl Van-

KARKAT! KARKAT FUCKING VANTAS!

Okay, fine. Your name is KARKAT VANTAS.

[Naristar]

If you are indeed huiman why are you carrying a farm implement

[King of Clubs]

> Karl Karkat Fucking Vantas: Pester your spider themed friend.

[cyanAmpersand]

If you are indeed huiman why are you carrying a farm implement

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If you are indeed... human?



Pinkish skin...



Blunt teeth...



No... horns???

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON.

That omniscient-type douchebag fucked you up pretty bad, huh.

[King of Clubs]

> Look for something sharp to cut one of your fingers and find out if you still have candy red mutant blood.

[cyanAmpersand]

> Karl Karkat Fucking Vantas: Talk to your friends.



However, you should probably follow his advice about talking to your friends though.



Wow, what a shitty chat client.
You haven't added any chums yet.

[Weather Report]

This thing is looking... interesting... thus far...

> Karlkat: Search out some chums.

or, Go Outside.

[King of Clubs]

> Set mood to rancorous and add arachnidsGrip

[OrangeAipom]

> Check your sex. Maybe you are also a girl and John will accept you for who you are.

[Killer-Squirtle]

Wonder why that SBURB poster changed colours

[cyberHeroine]

> Inspect movie posters

[Dar'Joras]

> WAIT A SECOOOND!
if your a HUMAN waht is...Crabdad then?!?! IS he some kidn of human abnomination? some kind of pet?
you have to find out
>Tavros: Be black (or a native american)
> Terezi. Visit Karkat. right now. be downstairs. have the chums of everyone else. also be the girl from next door.

[GreenElectrodes]

> Pester Gamzee.

[L33o]

>Cut movie posters with your sickle.

[Qeztotz]

>karkat: discover existance of mailboxes and swingy red lever thingymy shitty whatsits
also : muhahahaha
if the above thing make no sense then you are not the intended recipient

[Kitaruheart]

pester random person or change to a new troll

[cyanAmpersand]

> Karkat: Change mood to rancorous and add some chums.



You add all of your friends, hoping that you're not the only one that's been sent here.



Holy shit, everyone is suddenly trying to talk to you.

Pesterlog:

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terminallyCapricious [TC] began pestering carcinoGeneticist [CG]

TC: HeY, mOtHeRfUcKiNg bEsT FrIeNd.
CG: OK, FOR ONCE I AM ACTUALLY GLAD TO BE ABLE TO TALK TO YOU.
TC: ThErE'S BeEn sOmE MoThErFuCkInG MiRaClEs gOiNg aLl dOwN ToDaY.
CG: OH GOD NO.
CG: IT IS NOT A MIRACLE.
CG: BEING SENT TO A SHITTY PLANET BY SOME FUCKASS OMNISCIENT-TYPE DOUCHEBAG IS NOT A FUCKING MIRACLE.
TC: No, MaN, i'm nOt tAlKiNg aBoUt tHaT, dUdE
TC: I WaS AlL WaKiNg uP ThIs mOrNiNg aNd wHaT Do i fInD?
TC: ShItLoAd oF MoThErFuCkInG FaYgO, tHaT'S WhAt
TC: It's lIkE MoThErFuCkInG 12Th pErIgEe's eVe uP In hErE.
CG: YOU'RE REALLY NOT HELPING.
CG: ARE YOU SO STONED THAT YOU HAVEN'T EVEN NOTICED?
TC: I DuNnO, mAn
TC: YoU ShOuLd pRoBaBlY JuSt cAlM ThE MoThErFuCk dOwN :o)

carcinoGeneticist [CG] ceased pestering terminallyCapricious [TC]

gallowsCalibrator [GC] began pestering carcinoGeneticist [CG]

GC: K4RK4T 4R3 YOU TH3R3?
GC: 1 C4N S33!! 1 H4V3 NO 1D34 WHY, BUT 1 GU3SS B3COM1NG HUM4N H4S GR4NT3D M3 MY V1S1ON!!
CG: HOLY SHIT, TEREZI. THAT'S GREAT.
CG: THERE IS SOME SERIOUSLY WEIRD SHIT GOING ON.
CG: HAS THE WEIRD OMNISCIENT CREEP SPOKEN TO YOU?
GT: OMN1SC13NT CR33P? NO 1V3 JUST B33N 3XPLOR1NG MY N3W R3SP1T3BLOCK
GT: TH3YR3 R4TH3R UNUSU4L 4R3NT TH3Y?
CG: TEREZI, I'D LOVE TO STAY AND TALK.
CG: BUT I HAVE HALF THE FORMER-POPULATION OF ALTERNIA BUGGING ME RIGHT NOW.
GT: SUR3
GT: 1M ST4RT1NG TO L1K3 1T H3R3
GT: TH4T W4S 4 JOK3

gallowsCalibrator [GC] ceased pestering carcinoGeneticist [CG]

twinArmageddons [TA] began pestering carcinoGeneticist [CG]

TA: karkat, what the fuck
TA: 2eriiou2ly, what'2 goiing on
CG: YES I KNOW.
CG: WE'RE ALL FUCKING HUMANS.
CG: AND NO ONE KNOWS WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON.
CG: NOW IF YOU DON'T MIND, I'VE GOT TO EXPLAIN THIS TO EVERYONE ELSE AS WELL.

carcinoGeneticist [CG] ceased pestering twinArmageddons [TA]

arsenicCatnip [AC] began pestering carcinoGeneticist [CG]

AC: :33 < *ac purrs at the sight of her leader*
AC: :33 < *ac is confused as to why her skin is pink and why she has no horns, and asks her leader what to do about it, as he will most definitely know*
AC: :33 < karcat, there is something very strange going on!
CG: NEPETA, CAN WE TALK LATER? I KNOW YOU'RE ARE JUST AS CONFUSED AS THE REST OF US BUT I HAVE A SHITLOAD OF MESSAGES ALL ASKING ME WHAT'S GOING ON.
CG: LIKE I'M SUPPOSED TO KNOW.
AC: :33 < *ac thinks this is fine! whatever suits karcat best.*
CG: I'LL PROBABLY JUST MAKE A MEMO OR SOMETHING.
CG: IF I CAN FIGURE OUT HOW TO DO THAT ON THIS STUPID CHAT CLIENT.
CG: GOD THIS EARTH STUFF IS CONFUSING.
CG: HOW DO HUMANS FUCKING COPE.
AC: :33 < *ac pawses to figure out what 'humans' and 'earth' are, then searches for memo*

carcinoGeneticist [CG] ceased pestering arsenicCatnip [AC]

arachnidsGrip [AG] began pestering carcinoGeneticist [CG]

AG: Soooooooo, gr8 leader.
AG: I suppose you know exactly what's going on.
AG: Oh, w8. Of course you don't. 8ecause you're a terri8le leader!
CG: SHUT THE FUCK UP.
CG: YOU KNOW AS MUCH AS I DO.
CG: JUST JOIN THE FUCKING MEMO.

carcinoGeneticist [CG] ceased pestering arachnidsGrip [AG]

grimAuxiliatrix [GA] began pestering carcinoGeneticist [CG]

GA: Might I Inquire As To What Our Situation Is
GA: Assuming You Know More Than I Do That Is
GA: Im Not Sure How Likely That Is
CG: IT'S NOT LIKELY AT ALL.
CG: IN FACT IT'S VERY UNLIKELY.
CG: JOIN THE MEMO.

carcinoGeneticist [CG] ceased pestering grimAuxiliatrix [GA]

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Adding text colour is very tedious. Does anyone know an easier way to do it?

[King of Clubs]

Wait, how is Terezi still able to read your text? Perfectly normal human beings don't have smell-o-vision.

[cyanAmpersand]

Wait, how is Terezi still able to read your text? Perfectly normal human beings don't have smell-o-vision.

Thanks for noticing! Slight adjustments have been made. Terezi now has her vision back after becoming human. After all, it would be really inconvenient if she couldn't see at all.