Re: How Many Spidertrolls is Too Many Spidertrolls?
Originally Posted by qwerty
Wait.
you guys dont get a day off for presidents day?
I don't remember ever getting the day off for President's Day. In fact, until now, I didn't know anyone did.
Originally Posted by
That's not entirely true. I thnk most people are shtity and boring, but I still try to be respectful to them, a) because nobody deserves to be shat upon for no reason, even if they are objectively boring as fuck and b) they might actually be pretty cool and I just down know it yet. not likely, but always possible. and c) they may also be more useful to me if they don't think I'm a total asshole. x3
That is the most disgusting, and slightly erotic, thing I have ever thought of!
I'm pretty sure I say this almost every time I have an in-depth conversation about Homestuck.
Originally Posted by Kidror
Hello is this Jade? No this is dog.
Originally Posted by temporalPeregrine
Middle-aged man proposing to a thirteen year old girl.
HOMESTUCK
Originally Posted by RAK
unlike unreal air, you cannot ollie off into the air on the third and final antichrist.
Originally Posted by wrinklefudger
MSPA COMIC DISCUSSION: Tolerant of Sexualities That Do Not Yet Exist.
Originally Posted by unbeliever536
That moment when your dead alien ghost crush walks in on you arguing with an imaginary representation of your inscrutable gay suitor.
Originally Posted by Teavian
So, for example: Tavros is better than Vriska, but not as good as Dave. If Dave was a ship, he would almost be , but not really because Jade Sollux.
This one time we discussed Reversestuck.
Originally Posted by knottedOdyssey
Guys.
If you read Homestuck backwards it's about a nice man named Andrew Hussie bringing a bunch of kids back to life.
Yup.
Originally Posted by Karp
So, John makes the unfortunate mistake of staring into a death cloud, which, for this outrage, inflicts a chest wound that causes him to bleed profusely. The clouds then send their firefly minions to absorb John's powers, and, upon their success, they return to the clouds and transfer his power into them. This all occurs as WV stares on in horror.
Homestuck suddenly makes sense, now.
Originally Posted by unbeliever536
Gamzee catching Nepeta would still be bad, though. (Now he chucks her across the room into a vent)
Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider
Oh no! Equius got himself tangled up in a bow! Good thing Gamzee was there to save him!
Originally Posted by Drillgorg
Gamzee then puts the bow back together and backs up so Equius can throw him an arrow out of his leg!
Originally Posted by Qmark
After that Gamzee watches an ICP video in reverse which causes him to mellow out and not be so angry anymore.
Originally Posted by xqz
Dave is an incredibly dedicated sword repairman
Originally Posted by Drillgorg
Jack sews WK and AR's heads back on with his sword! The green sun is shrunken down into two blue and red vials. Jade bursts through a window and restores the planets and battlefield to their session.
Originally Posted by phantasmalDexterity
And Vriska would bring back her lusus to life AND repair his neighbors's house with her dice. Maaaaaaaan, that's one amazing spidertroll.
Originally Posted by xqz
The Midnight Crew Intermission backwards:
Absolutely nothing changes.
Originally Posted by Qmark
Jailbreak backwards: WHERE DO ALL THESE PUMPKINS KEEP COMING FROM
Originally Posted by wafflepan
I am laughing so hard at "homestuck in reverse."
Act 6 is about a cat sending girls into explosions and robot bunnies entering stuffed men while Dirk breaks up revolutions and Roxy fixes windows. Yep, sounds about right.
Originally Posted by Qmark
The Condesce and her fleet leave Earth, allowing the human race to reclaim the planet.
Later, the Draconian Dignitary shows off his skills by moonwalking across Derse.
Originally Posted by wafflepan
Courtyard Droll defuses a bomb and saves two giant chess pieces from certain doom, and on the final, thrilling page of the adventure, upon which our hero has finally returned home to earth, we learn his name.
Originally Posted by shadowedAngel
CD does the Heimlich Maneuver to Jake to save him from his peanut allergy.
Originally Posted by Doom Zero
dnecsed [S]
Jack pulls Prospit's moon out of the battlefield, attaches it back to Prospit and sews the Battlefield back together, along with extinguishing the fire that plagues it as well as bringing every soldier back to life.
John fafs about.
Dave's Bro repairs a meteor and sends it back into space, Dave descends from his gate and flies back up to the antenna tower.
Bro also pulls his sword out of the Beat Mesa and fights Jack with it, but Jack is scared and flies away.
Rose creates her first gate.
Jade fafs about.
Originally Posted by wafflepan
Gamzee is a miracle doctor.
The kids have fantastical machines that break down weapons into everyday household items, the imps they fight becoming less and less powerful as each one of them leaves the game to return home.
Originally Posted by Crispiness
Terezi, as the Seer of Mind, makes decisions first and then thinks about how they could have gone differently right after.
Originally Posted by Qmark
Meanwhile, Andrew Hussie uses his Nostradamus-like powers of prediction to write recaps for things that haven't happened yet.
Originally Posted by Doom Zero
Oh, and John pulls ectobabies off meteors that fly out of defence portals.
Bec is absorbs all of the energy in the ectobiology lab he is in, and then dissolves into a pile of goo.
Jade's robot is repaired while Jade pulls John from the Battlefield back up to his room on skaia.
The White Queen returns to a clean and perfect Prospit that Jackspers Noirlecrow had recently extinguished and repaired.
(And then I accidentally right-clicked on the flash and clicked "Rewind" instead of re-checkmarking "Play". Yeah, I think I'm done describing the flash in reverse, anyway.)
Originally Posted by Karp
After Kanaya reattaches Eridan's legs and torso with her chainsaw, he later returns the favor by using his wwhite science wwand to repair the gaping hole in her gut and regenerates the matriorb.
Re: How Many Spidertrolls is Too Many Spidertrolls?
Originally Posted by recalcitrantIre
Better watch out dude, we're advancing at a zippy rate of a few centimeters per year. You're gonna be so screwed when we pop up on the shore of Sydney with our 4-million-years-advanced technology
And then you shoot me first because I called you New Zealand East Bondi.
Alex Ahad is the guy doing skullgirls, so you've probably heard of him? Maybe? I AM NOT A PART I AM JUST CONTRIBUTING A STORY that involves norse mythology and Victorian seances lol.
Re: How Many Spidertrolls is Too Many Spidertrolls?
Time zones confuse the hell out if me. It is just one of those things that people only have to deal with in a connected world.
But, people who have things to do should go away. I say we shun them. Next person to post that we know has other stuff to do will be ignored completly.
Identifying myself with Candy corns!And now for my dramtic coming out that does not matter because nobody reads signatures! Have you any interest at all in TvTropes? Click on this thing and several of your wildest dreams will come true.
I got fed up with the spoiler dungeon in my previous signature. It was confusing and I did not like it. The basics boil down to this: The guy in my avatar is some variation on the work of stock photographer Gilles DeCruyenaere, probably edited insanely by a person who is super awesome. There is a fifty percent chance that that person is Ash, but sometimes other people get in on it too. AVATAR BY NIMZ WHO IS AMAZING
Also I made a tumblr because I hate myself. And now these days you will find me mostly on the tumbr. I do love you much forums. We had a good go of it. But tumblr fits a person with my attention span so much better. I still check here often, but I do not post as much. Fell free to contact me where ever, and if unsure, assume I love you.
Re: How Many Spidertrolls is Too Many Spidertrolls?
Originally Posted by Legendary
Will made a point, but I'll make another: For most people, tomorrow isn't President's Day because they don't have American presidents for their leaders.
I know that, but since i saw she had the same time zone as me i asumed she somewhere in america
I'm lost. Did future dream Rose just merge with past Rose to make her go to sleep/wake up?
Originally Posted by Varinn
the only elements i give a shit about is that rose is as swift as a coursing river, john has all the force of a great typhoon, dave has all the strength of a raging fire, and jade is mysterious as the dark side of the moon
Originally Posted by armeggedonCounselor
I think John is kinda like Captain Carrot from Discuworldo. He believes that there is good in everyone so strongly, they all wanna prove him right.
And they feel so bad for disappointing him, they strive not to do it.
FINALLY a proper example of auspistism:
Originally Posted by SnakeInABox
OH GOD PLEASE BE A PSYCHE I CAN'T LIVE WITH MYSELF WITHOUT HOMESTUCK
It is akin to taking a needle full of melted pop rocks, skittles, and things that only make sense in context and squirting them directly into the left side of your brain.
Originally Posted by NullEntropy
I think Kanaya would be a good Samus for some reason. Or Jade.
Yep, looks like things are back to normal in the MSPA Discussion Thread.
Earlier when she looked through the window it was the flag of Finland. I don't think it means much.
The Condesce has fins.
Originally Posted by CranialHeartache
Originally Posted by Heza
Originally Posted by CranialHeartache
Originally Posted by Skywarp
Originally Posted by OrangeAipom
I think Bro's symbol should be a star.
star heart horseshoe 4 LYFE
horseshoe
This sounds kinda very plausible as Bro's symbol, actually.
I hope Hussie puts it open-end up. Horseshoes facing down don't collect good luck and in fact spill it out.
I may or may not have been ninja'd, but in some cultures an open end up horseshoe is bad luck because it becomes a seat for an evil sprite to sit in. :'D
Every time Hussie posts it's like a chorus of angels come down and tell us all to go fuck ourselves because we're wrong.
I feel enlightened.
Originally Posted by xebec
Originally Posted by The Ghost of Starscream
The thing that's still bugging me is why the "homestuck" caption that appeared next to the sun stayed there as the camera panned away, as if it were part of the environment itself.
i was really weirded out by that too!
so weirded out that i was thinking about it even as jane blew up! like, "gee, this is weird, is homestuck actually branded into the sky here or something? is jane going to comment on it? oh wait no she can't. she has exploded. ok..."
okay now what the hell is going on in here??
Seriously. I've only read the last page and
what
8I
This is sort of a weird way to start the morning.
What are you talking about Holly porn is the perfect way to start the morning
This... Needed a comma after Holly.
Originally Posted by MythicalWashrag
So this Dante thing. Really there's only one way to sum it up.
Originally Posted by Crav
Not to change the subject, but the last few days I've been reading through Homestuck again and...
All I can think of is how glad I am I signed up on these forums when I did.
Might sound strange coming from a guy with only a few hundred posts, but I lurk a lot.
For every joke, and funny panel hussie put up, I can remember like 3 injokes spawned by the community. Or see all the direct responces he did because of stuff just random memes that were coming up in conversations at the time.
For every plot twist, I can remember 10 crack theories that were insane and the occational one that got it right in the most awesome way. The hilarious freak out reactions.
And it occurs to me that it just makes the whole thing that much more amazing.
Thanks guys. Keep being amazing.
Originally Posted by killerlamb
(I've been smacking myself in the boob for the past 10 minutes from different angles, seeing where it hurts and where it doesn't)
Originally Posted by bloodyEmissary
Originally Posted by ArmsAreLoud
I'm going to be on my death bed and you will visit me and you will softly whisper in my ear "Takei Oh My goes here".
And I will die of laughter.
"Here lies Arms, who died when a teenage girl reminded her that she pretended to hit on George Takei once."
fire is EXTREMEEEEE-ly hot. Just so EXTREMEEEEE-ly physically attractive,, X3.....
Also Fish are zakarias and wheezee????? WHAT AM I LOKI AT!! (?)
I can't parse any of this
Where am I
What's going on
Originally Posted by BlackholePA
You know, the face is probably the most singularly expressive emoticon that I have ever come across. Its usage can be immensely varied and yet it always manages to carry a point across perfectly.
Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider
Oh gosh the whole time I was bonding with amazing people over shared interests in a place devoted to said interests and forming real and lasting friendships which have significantly positively impacted my life I never considered that I might be inconveniencing the "asshole who doesn't give a shit and only shows their face around here to bitch about other people having fun" demographic. I'm terribly sorry.
Alex Ahad is the guy doing skullgirls, so you've probably heard of him? Maybe? I AM NOT A PART I AM JUST CONTRIBUTING A STORY that involves norse mythology and Victorian seances lol.
That is the most disgusting, and slightly erotic, thing I have ever thought of!
I'm pretty sure I say this almost every time I have an in-depth conversation about Homestuck.
Originally Posted by Kidror
Hello is this Jade? No this is dog.
Originally Posted by temporalPeregrine
Middle-aged man proposing to a thirteen year old girl.
HOMESTUCK
Originally Posted by RAK
unlike unreal air, you cannot ollie off into the air on the third and final antichrist.
Originally Posted by wrinklefudger
MSPA COMIC DISCUSSION: Tolerant of Sexualities That Do Not Yet Exist.
Originally Posted by unbeliever536
That moment when your dead alien ghost crush walks in on you arguing with an imaginary representation of your inscrutable gay suitor.
Originally Posted by Teavian
So, for example: Tavros is better than Vriska, but not as good as Dave. If Dave was a ship, he would almost be , but not really because Jade Sollux.
This one time we discussed Reversestuck.
Originally Posted by knottedOdyssey
Guys.
If you read Homestuck backwards it's about a nice man named Andrew Hussie bringing a bunch of kids back to life.
Yup.
Originally Posted by Karp
So, John makes the unfortunate mistake of staring into a death cloud, which, for this outrage, inflicts a chest wound that causes him to bleed profusely. The clouds then send their firefly minions to absorb John's powers, and, upon their success, they return to the clouds and transfer his power into them. This all occurs as WV stares on in horror.
Homestuck suddenly makes sense, now.
Originally Posted by unbeliever536
Gamzee catching Nepeta would still be bad, though. (Now he chucks her across the room into a vent)
Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider
Oh no! Equius got himself tangled up in a bow! Good thing Gamzee was there to save him!
Originally Posted by Drillgorg
Gamzee then puts the bow back together and backs up so Equius can throw him an arrow out of his leg!
Originally Posted by Qmark
After that Gamzee watches an ICP video in reverse which causes him to mellow out and not be so angry anymore.
Originally Posted by xqz
Dave is an incredibly dedicated sword repairman
Originally Posted by Drillgorg
Jack sews WK and AR's heads back on with his sword! The green sun is shrunken down into two blue and red vials. Jade bursts through a window and restores the planets and battlefield to their session.
Originally Posted by phantasmalDexterity
And Vriska would bring back her lusus to life AND repair his neighbors's house with her dice. Maaaaaaaan, that's one amazing spidertroll.
Originally Posted by xqz
The Midnight Crew Intermission backwards:
Absolutely nothing changes.
Originally Posted by Qmark
Jailbreak backwards: WHERE DO ALL THESE PUMPKINS KEEP COMING FROM
Originally Posted by wafflepan
I am laughing so hard at "homestuck in reverse."
Act 6 is about a cat sending girls into explosions and robot bunnies entering stuffed men while Dirk breaks up revolutions and Roxy fixes windows. Yep, sounds about right.
Originally Posted by Qmark
The Condesce and her fleet leave Earth, allowing the human race to reclaim the planet.
Later, the Draconian Dignitary shows off his skills by moonwalking across Derse.
Originally Posted by wafflepan
Courtyard Droll defuses a bomb and saves two giant chess pieces from certain doom, and on the final, thrilling page of the adventure, upon which our hero has finally returned home to earth, we learn his name.
Originally Posted by shadowedAngel
CD does the Heimlich Maneuver to Jake to save him from his peanut allergy.
Originally Posted by Doom Zero
dnecsed [S]
Jack pulls Prospit's moon out of the battlefield, attaches it back to Prospit and sews the Battlefield back together, along with extinguishing the fire that plagues it as well as bringing every soldier back to life.
John fafs about.
Dave's Bro repairs a meteor and sends it back into space, Dave descends from his gate and flies back up to the antenna tower.
Bro also pulls his sword out of the Beat Mesa and fights Jack with it, but Jack is scared and flies away.
Rose creates her first gate.
Jade fafs about.
Originally Posted by wafflepan
Gamzee is a miracle doctor.
The kids have fantastical machines that break down weapons into everyday household items, the imps they fight becoming less and less powerful as each one of them leaves the game to return home.
Originally Posted by Crispiness
Terezi, as the Seer of Mind, makes decisions first and then thinks about how they could have gone differently right after.
Originally Posted by Qmark
Meanwhile, Andrew Hussie uses his Nostradamus-like powers of prediction to write recaps for things that haven't happened yet.
Originally Posted by Doom Zero
Oh, and John pulls ectobabies off meteors that fly out of defence portals.
Bec is absorbs all of the energy in the ectobiology lab he is in, and then dissolves into a pile of goo.
Jade's robot is repaired while Jade pulls John from the Battlefield back up to his room on skaia.
The White Queen returns to a clean and perfect Prospit that Jackspers Noirlecrow had recently extinguished and repaired.
(And then I accidentally right-clicked on the flash and clicked "Rewind" instead of re-checkmarking "Play". Yeah, I think I'm done describing the flash in reverse, anyway.)
Originally Posted by Karp
After Kanaya reattaches Eridan's legs and torso with her chainsaw, he later returns the favor by using his wwhite science wwand to repair the gaping hole in her gut and regenerates the matriorb.
Re: How Many Spidertrolls is Too Many Spidertrolls?
Originally Posted by megaminxwin
That's reassuring. Good to see that East Bondi New Zealand is still cool with Australia.
Go Australia! We are one of the least sucky countries!
Anyhow, I can now tell you EXACTLY why my dear brother/grandmother is not reading on in Homestuck.
It's the fandom. He doesn't like things with a fanbase.
I've had my suspecions. His horrible beanie, the empty rim glasses, the low-cut tee's, the liking of obscure music. But this comfirms it. My brother...
...is a hipster. OH, GOD, WHAT DO I DO?!?
To avoid confusion, but not by much ------> 'should have', 'could have', 'might have', 'would have'. Hoo hoo hoo, mm.
My avatar was probably made by someone awesome.
Suit Guy, the most genteelmanly gun-totting person in all of the Forum.
He shoots plot. With his gun.
The left one is the original made by shadowedAngel, the right was a fix by ashdenej.
Roxy's Cat Horde Name list (created by Daysi, edited onwards by me)
1. Franky
2. Doomer
3. Mr. Pajamas
4. Wollary
5. Bees
6. Whimsworth
7. Cat
8. Kittenface
9. Asshole
10. Mutton Chops
11. Robert Lolicats Fuzzmillions the Third
12. Spazmodus
13. Dexter
14. Christofur Columbus
15. Mrowindger
16. Katzoutadabag
17. Whorebibbles
18. Fudge
19. Rudolph
20. Ice Cream Cake
21. Hedwig
22. Elvis
23. Paul's Revenge (A.K.A Nepeta)
24. Doctor Reginald B. Wompa Stompa the Third
25. Buggles
26. Moosh
27. Tobias
28. Bagels
29. Leslie
30. Nigel
31. Hass
32. Also A. Closet
33. Dani
34. Bob
35. Little Bob
36. Big Bob
37. Other Bob
38. Sideways Bob
39. Bob the Doorstop
40. Littler Bob
41. Medium Bob
43. Bob from Accounting
44. Bob-a-Kadabra
45. The Artist Formerly Known as Bob
46. Bob Junior
47. Avada Katdav-ra
48. Harley
49. Chairman Meow
50. Dee-o-gee
51. Vodka Mutini (of course)
52. Vodka Leijon
53. Ash
54. Ashy
55. Asho
56. Ashionista
57. Con-Air
58. Nic Cage
59. Calypso (I put it in anyway, because of that costume, killerlamb)
63. Mew Mew the Destroyer
64. Strife
65. Snoop (drop it like it's hot)
66. Croc H
67. Di¿∞
42. The Ultimate Answer To Catnips, Yarn Balls and Ectobiology
Cats in Human Suits:
60. Ro
61. Lal
+several more named Jane, Dani, and Dave and majority named Rocy and Vriska Jr.
One day when young to the plains of Com'yc Descu'Sion, genteelGunslinger came across a small hole in the ground. He wasn't sure if he could fit his whole body in, so he stuck his head in.
A voice called up, "Who blocks the sky?"
"Someone is down here?" GG wondered incredulously. As the inspiration for the tales of Indiana Jones, Bing Crosby was known to never fear adventure. He pulled his head out of the hole and retrieved his pick from his pack. A few swift strokes allowed him to hop down into the darkness.
A hand grabbed his and pulled him up. "I am Everanix. Welcome to the cult of Vriska." cute of Vriska
"Who are you? I mean, I know your name. But why are you living in a tiny hole in the ground? This doesn't seem like much of a place for a cult."
"I thought it was a pipe. I wanted to flyyyyyyyy!"
GG, vaguely disconcerted, retrieved his lighter. "What are you, that you could fit into such a small hole?"
"I am Vriska." Before he could click the flaring device, Everanix flashstepped it out of his hands and held the flame to a torch. GG shuddered as he heard choruses of, "I am Vriska" echoing out beyond the feeble light. He heard a skittering as little girls with grey skin and horns crawled along the walls towards him.
"I'm"
"I'm not sure if I'm okay with this."
"I'm sorry if our appearance frightens you. We can assume our normal faces, if that would better please your honour." A voice from the far end of the cave, which seemed to be over a hundred metres in length.
Re: How Many Spidertrolls is Too Many Spidertrolls?
Originally Posted by qwerty
:O not even christmas???
and by that, i mean that we get a one week november break, a 3-week christmas break, and a one week spring break. and martin luther king jr day. we do not even get the day off for the holiday of the person my school is named after.
That is the most disgusting, and slightly erotic, thing I have ever thought of!
I'm pretty sure I say this almost every time I have an in-depth conversation about Homestuck.
Originally Posted by Kidror
Hello is this Jade? No this is dog.
Originally Posted by temporalPeregrine
Middle-aged man proposing to a thirteen year old girl.
HOMESTUCK
Originally Posted by RAK
unlike unreal air, you cannot ollie off into the air on the third and final antichrist.
Originally Posted by wrinklefudger
MSPA COMIC DISCUSSION: Tolerant of Sexualities That Do Not Yet Exist.
Originally Posted by unbeliever536
That moment when your dead alien ghost crush walks in on you arguing with an imaginary representation of your inscrutable gay suitor.
Originally Posted by Teavian
So, for example: Tavros is better than Vriska, but not as good as Dave. If Dave was a ship, he would almost be , but not really because Jade Sollux.
This one time we discussed Reversestuck.
Originally Posted by knottedOdyssey
Guys.
If you read Homestuck backwards it's about a nice man named Andrew Hussie bringing a bunch of kids back to life.
Yup.
Originally Posted by Karp
So, John makes the unfortunate mistake of staring into a death cloud, which, for this outrage, inflicts a chest wound that causes him to bleed profusely. The clouds then send their firefly minions to absorb John's powers, and, upon their success, they return to the clouds and transfer his power into them. This all occurs as WV stares on in horror.
Homestuck suddenly makes sense, now.
Originally Posted by unbeliever536
Gamzee catching Nepeta would still be bad, though. (Now he chucks her across the room into a vent)
Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider
Oh no! Equius got himself tangled up in a bow! Good thing Gamzee was there to save him!
Originally Posted by Drillgorg
Gamzee then puts the bow back together and backs up so Equius can throw him an arrow out of his leg!
Originally Posted by Qmark
After that Gamzee watches an ICP video in reverse which causes him to mellow out and not be so angry anymore.
Originally Posted by xqz
Dave is an incredibly dedicated sword repairman
Originally Posted by Drillgorg
Jack sews WK and AR's heads back on with his sword! The green sun is shrunken down into two blue and red vials. Jade bursts through a window and restores the planets and battlefield to their session.
Originally Posted by phantasmalDexterity
And Vriska would bring back her lusus to life AND repair his neighbors's house with her dice. Maaaaaaaan, that's one amazing spidertroll.
Originally Posted by xqz
The Midnight Crew Intermission backwards:
Absolutely nothing changes.
Originally Posted by Qmark
Jailbreak backwards: WHERE DO ALL THESE PUMPKINS KEEP COMING FROM
Originally Posted by wafflepan
I am laughing so hard at "homestuck in reverse."
Act 6 is about a cat sending girls into explosions and robot bunnies entering stuffed men while Dirk breaks up revolutions and Roxy fixes windows. Yep, sounds about right.
Originally Posted by Qmark
The Condesce and her fleet leave Earth, allowing the human race to reclaim the planet.
Later, the Draconian Dignitary shows off his skills by moonwalking across Derse.
Originally Posted by wafflepan
Courtyard Droll defuses a bomb and saves two giant chess pieces from certain doom, and on the final, thrilling page of the adventure, upon which our hero has finally returned home to earth, we learn his name.
Originally Posted by shadowedAngel
CD does the Heimlich Maneuver to Jake to save him from his peanut allergy.
Originally Posted by Doom Zero
dnecsed [S]
Jack pulls Prospit's moon out of the battlefield, attaches it back to Prospit and sews the Battlefield back together, along with extinguishing the fire that plagues it as well as bringing every soldier back to life.
John fafs about.
Dave's Bro repairs a meteor and sends it back into space, Dave descends from his gate and flies back up to the antenna tower.
Bro also pulls his sword out of the Beat Mesa and fights Jack with it, but Jack is scared and flies away.
Rose creates her first gate.
Jade fafs about.
Originally Posted by wafflepan
Gamzee is a miracle doctor.
The kids have fantastical machines that break down weapons into everyday household items, the imps they fight becoming less and less powerful as each one of them leaves the game to return home.
Originally Posted by Crispiness
Terezi, as the Seer of Mind, makes decisions first and then thinks about how they could have gone differently right after.
Originally Posted by Qmark
Meanwhile, Andrew Hussie uses his Nostradamus-like powers of prediction to write recaps for things that haven't happened yet.
Originally Posted by Doom Zero
Oh, and John pulls ectobabies off meteors that fly out of defence portals.
Bec is absorbs all of the energy in the ectobiology lab he is in, and then dissolves into a pile of goo.
Jade's robot is repaired while Jade pulls John from the Battlefield back up to his room on skaia.
The White Queen returns to a clean and perfect Prospit that Jackspers Noirlecrow had recently extinguished and repaired.
(And then I accidentally right-clicked on the flash and clicked "Rewind" instead of re-checkmarking "Play". Yeah, I think I'm done describing the flash in reverse, anyway.)
Originally Posted by Karp
After Kanaya reattaches Eridan's legs and torso with her chainsaw, he later returns the favor by using his wwhite science wwand to repair the gaping hole in her gut and regenerates the matriorb.
Re: How Many Spidertrolls is Too Many Spidertrolls?
Originally Posted by knottedOdyssey
noooooooo freack don't ignore me
i just want to talk about homestuck
writing papers is for squaresssssss
But you have to study and write papers to be intelligent!
(Apparently according to the system of schooling)
And we all want intelligent Homestuckers!
So that we can all discuss bizarre implications of how a troll who has not said a single word in comic can mysteriously accumulate a fanbase/ hatebase.
Re: How Many Spidertrolls is Too Many Spidertrolls?
Originally Posted by knottedOdyssey
and by that, i mean that we get a one week november break, a 3-week christmas break, and a one week spring break. and martin luther king jr day. we do not even get the day off for the holiday of the person my school is named after.
Re: How Many Spidertrolls is Too Many Spidertrolls?
Originally Posted by genteelGunslinger
Go Australia! We are one of the least sucky countries!
Anyhow, I can now tell you EXACTLY why my dear brother/grandmother is not reading on in Homestuck.
It's the fandom. He doesn't like things with a fanbase.
I've had my suspecions. His horrible beanie, the empty rim glasses, the low-cut tee's, the liking of obscure music. But this comfirms it. My brother...
...is a hipster. OH, GOD, WHAT DO I DO?!?
WOO! ORRSTRAAHLIAH!
...OH GOD
Originally Posted by qwerty
:O not even christmas???
No they don't.
Yes, I just put it twice in the same post. Be glad it's spoiled.
Re: How Many Spidertrolls is Too Many Spidertrolls?
Originally Posted by Holly
Good morning.
Me about religion:
And that fuck is the holidays.
I don't think Christmas or Easter or anything has had any true Christian meanings applied to it generally for a LONG TIME.
Reminds me of that line in Blood Diamonds, by Leo Dicaprio. "God left this holiday season a long time ago".
Edit:
Originally Posted by megaminxwin
...OH GOD
The realisation was something close to this, yes.
Last edited by genteelGunslinger; 02-20-2012 at 01:52 AM.
To avoid confusion, but not by much ------> 'should have', 'could have', 'might have', 'would have'. Hoo hoo hoo, mm.
My avatar was probably made by someone awesome.
Suit Guy, the most genteelmanly gun-totting person in all of the Forum.
He shoots plot. With his gun.
The left one is the original made by shadowedAngel, the right was a fix by ashdenej.
Roxy's Cat Horde Name list (created by Daysi, edited onwards by me)
1. Franky
2. Doomer
3. Mr. Pajamas
4. Wollary
5. Bees
6. Whimsworth
7. Cat
8. Kittenface
9. Asshole
10. Mutton Chops
11. Robert Lolicats Fuzzmillions the Third
12. Spazmodus
13. Dexter
14. Christofur Columbus
15. Mrowindger
16. Katzoutadabag
17. Whorebibbles
18. Fudge
19. Rudolph
20. Ice Cream Cake
21. Hedwig
22. Elvis
23. Paul's Revenge (A.K.A Nepeta)
24. Doctor Reginald B. Wompa Stompa the Third
25. Buggles
26. Moosh
27. Tobias
28. Bagels
29. Leslie
30. Nigel
31. Hass
32. Also A. Closet
33. Dani
34. Bob
35. Little Bob
36. Big Bob
37. Other Bob
38. Sideways Bob
39. Bob the Doorstop
40. Littler Bob
41. Medium Bob
43. Bob from Accounting
44. Bob-a-Kadabra
45. The Artist Formerly Known as Bob
46. Bob Junior
47. Avada Katdav-ra
48. Harley
49. Chairman Meow
50. Dee-o-gee
51. Vodka Mutini (of course)
52. Vodka Leijon
53. Ash
54. Ashy
55. Asho
56. Ashionista
57. Con-Air
58. Nic Cage
59. Calypso (I put it in anyway, because of that costume, killerlamb)
63. Mew Mew the Destroyer
64. Strife
65. Snoop (drop it like it's hot)
66. Croc H
67. Di¿∞
42. The Ultimate Answer To Catnips, Yarn Balls and Ectobiology
Cats in Human Suits:
60. Ro
61. Lal
+several more named Jane, Dani, and Dave and majority named Rocy and Vriska Jr.
One day when young to the plains of Com'yc Descu'Sion, genteelGunslinger came across a small hole in the ground. He wasn't sure if he could fit his whole body in, so he stuck his head in.
A voice called up, "Who blocks the sky?"
"Someone is down here?" GG wondered incredulously. As the inspiration for the tales of Indiana Jones, Bing Crosby was known to never fear adventure. He pulled his head out of the hole and retrieved his pick from his pack. A few swift strokes allowed him to hop down into the darkness.
A hand grabbed his and pulled him up. "I am Everanix. Welcome to the cult of Vriska." cute of Vriska
"Who are you? I mean, I know your name. But why are you living in a tiny hole in the ground? This doesn't seem like much of a place for a cult."
"I thought it was a pipe. I wanted to flyyyyyyyy!"
GG, vaguely disconcerted, retrieved his lighter. "What are you, that you could fit into such a small hole?"
"I am Vriska." Before he could click the flaring device, Everanix flashstepped it out of his hands and held the flame to a torch. GG shuddered as he heard choruses of, "I am Vriska" echoing out beyond the feeble light. He heard a skittering as little girls with grey skin and horns crawled along the walls towards him.
"I'm"
"I'm not sure if I'm okay with this."
"I'm sorry if our appearance frightens you. We can assume our normal faces, if that would better please your honour." A voice from the far end of the cave, which seemed to be over a hundred metres in length.
Re: How Many Spidertrolls is Too Many Spidertrolls?
Originally Posted by genteelGunslinger
Go Australia! We are one of the least sucky countries!
Anyhow, I can now tell you EXACTLY why my dear brother/grandmother is not reading on in Homestuck.
It's the fandom. He doesn't like things with a fanbase.
I've had my suspecions. His horrible beanie, the empty rim glasses, the low-cut tee's, the liking of obscure music. But this comfirms it. My brother...