ORIGINSTUCK [Engage HIATUS-MODE!]

[Tempus]

Attempt to use the JEWELED PENDANT as armor.

[mark1911]

Put the gold paperweights on top of the parchment.

[Seanorib]

> [RP] ===>



You pick up everything, even that weird SHITTY TREE BRANCH that was unlisted? You guess?

Your INVENTORY is now full.

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> [RP] Put the gold paperweights on top of the parchment.



You'll need a table to put the parchment on first! You send The KNIGHT OF VOID to find a table.

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> [RP] Attempt to use the JEWELED PENDANT as armor.



You spectacularly fail. There just isn't enough room in your INVENTORY! You could've been able to switch a card around to equip it, but that won't help now. You'll just have to carry it around for a while.

[Seanorib]

> [RP] IS?: Be the other guy.



You are now one of the two other guys. In the past.

[Naristar]

Name be Pretentious Douche
....
or Mathew Peterson

[Seanorib]

[RP] Enter name.



Okay, you KNOW that isn't your name. More of a hobby really. But it'll have to do: Today, all of the irons are in the fire. But who put them there? YOU OF COURSE.

[mark1911]

Examine room.

[Tac]

> Introduce yourself

[Naristar]

Shine yoru shiney belt

[Seanorib]

> [RP] PD?: Examine Room.



This is the HIGHEST ROOM of the TALLEST TOWER, and you have been IMPRISONED for a FEW DAYS. You have a few interests, but they will not prove to be relevant to the situation considering that the technology to create them DOES NOT EXIST YET. And somehow you have a sick pair of RUBY SUN SPECTACLES that were bequeathed upon you by your BROTHER IN ARMS. You also happen to enjoy KICKING things.

The CITRUS OVERLORD attempted to placate you with a few books earlier, but that didn’t turn out so well for him. So he just got you a PUNCHING BAG.

Today is a big day- You finally have the means to escape this TERRIBLE PRISON, and take down that bastard of a king.

[Naristar]

examin the wanted poster

[Seanorib]

> [RP] PD?: Examine the wanted poster.



You asked your CAPTORS for a picture of yourself, because you know, why the hell not. Then they gave you this WANTED POSTER. That shut you up quick.

But seriously, how the HELL can oranges even make a poster, or even a PRINTING PRESS for that matter?

[Naristar]

whats in the box?

[Seanorib]

[RP] PD?: Examine Box.



Wait, what box? I don’t see a-

Oh, there it is. This is the first time you’ve seen this thing. What could be inside??? And furthermore… how can it even be opened when there are no flaps???

Okay this is stupid.

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[RP] PD?: Go crazy and start muttering to yourself.



You could never do that. You’re far too sure someone is watching. So instead you have a conversation with yourself to throw them off.

holy shit this its boring in here

its like were the princess waiting for her valiant prince charming

yeah but we are the prince charming stupid

no its the prince of doom get it right

god

Holy shit you are so bored.

[Naristar]

I ment on the shelves!!!

[Absinnu]

> Use crappy broken sword to ¿dig? bars out of window.

[Seanorib]

Okay guys, updates on OS are going to be a little late this weekend. But! There will be an increase in frequency afterwards, seeing as I have just gotten a new laptop! (but still, expect updates on sunday/monday)

[ferd1991]

Plan capture of the princess, commence EVIL LAUGHTER

[P3D0H]

Punch an imaginary fruit punch in desperation of getting rid of your boredomness.

[Seanorib]

> [RP] PD?: Examine thing on the shelves.



What, this uh… book?

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> [RP] ===>



((more updates are coming from the reader commands! Keep 'em coming!))

[Naristar]

WTF?
Explain this!!
and why do you hold it sooo lovingly?

[P3D0H]

Inspect the book further.

[Seanorib]

[RP] ===>

[Naristar]

ummmm thats kinda scary
hde your shame MAN!!!!

[P3D0H]

peel out the seemingly peelable juicy peel sticker